Friday, May 24, 2019

Feral Friday: Nipped Up in the Condo

Hola kitties! Welcome to the Memorial Day edition of Feral Friday! We've been feeling lazy and a bit nipped up and uninspired lately which is why some of you may have missed my wit and wisdom on Wednesday. Prolly not though. So what have I been up to? There are some hints in this post.

Feral Friday: Nipped Up in the Condo

Monday, May 20, 2019

It's All Relative

Hola kitties! Contrary to the post title this Music Monday post isn't gonna be song titles that include the words mom, dad, aunt and uncle. This week is a freebie meaning I can share whatever songs I darn well feel like. Truth be told, TW does most of the choosing cos I'm not an audiophile so she better have chosen a good theme that I approve of.

It's All Relative

Friday, May 17, 2019

Feral Friday Fill-ins, Flashbacks, Flair

Hola kitties! We're doing a three-part post today so pour yourself a cuppa joe and relax.  If you'll notice the background color on the lead graphic is orange. I'm honoring Angel Crockett from Lone Star Cats who met with a horrible accident this past week. His brofur Travis axed that we wear orange to pay tribute. We don't post on Saturday and I don't wear clothes so this image color will have to do.

Feral Friday Fill-ins, Flashbacks, Flair

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Straw Hat Dare

Hola kitties! Nope, the title isn't a typo. When TW told me today was Straw Hat Day which used to be a big deal in the Cat Blogosphere and presented me with a straw hat, I replied "Is it also national 'Oh My G-d, Look My Hand is Bleeding Day'?" She backed off very rapidly as she should have.

Straw Hat Dare

Monday, May 13, 2019

Table Manners

Hola kitties! So we were gonna participate in this week's Music Monday but we already posted our songs about body parts so that ship has sailed far, far away. Of course I could think of hunnerts of other songs to use or ways to spin the theme so there just may be a song at the end of this short post.

Table Manners

Friday, May 10, 2019

Feral Friday: Fresh Nip & Other Delights

Hola kitties! How was your week? Did you achieve a good ratio between napping and playtime? I didn't. All naps and no play make kitty a grumpy cat. If you ax TW, she gave me "loads of playtime" but "I didn't want to play." I just "stood there and looked at her." Fake news! I am a playing machine; a very playful kitteh.

Feral Friday: Fresh Nip & Other Delights

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

I'm Frenzied But it's Not Friday

Hola kitties! Whoa! You bet I'm frenzied! I thought TW started this post days ago. It's 5:30 Tuesday and the Yankee game starts in one hour and there's thunderstorms on the way. I guess she won't be watching the game tonight cos we've got work to do. OK, get your herbal ice tea. Sheesh. Get ready, Woman, cos it's time to start moving your stubby fingers on the keyboard.

I'm Frenzied But it's Not Friday

Monday, May 6, 2019

CK is on the Clock

Hola kitties. No, The Cat hasn't started a new job but I'm on the clock! I have to sign in and clock out. MOL! I was in big trouble for it too.

CK is on the Clock

Friday, May 3, 2019

Feral Friday: Past, Present & Future

Hola kitties! This week's fill-ins look to the past and the future. My flashback fotos are in the past and there is a DJ gig in my future. This is gonna be a busy weekend for me. Saturday is the annual #Chilipawty and I'm spinning tunes again at 9pm Eastern time. This year's Chilipawty benefits Northeast Animal Rescue (@NARcats) in Philadelphia, PA. Come for the pawsome prizes, stay for the noms and music!

Feral Friday: Past, Present & Future

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

I Am Not a Skunk Review

Hola kitties! Last November I told you about a wonderful new book for young humans written by Miss Ellen of 15 and Meowing. Guess what? There's a follow-up!

I Am Not a Skunk Review

I Am Not a Skunk is the second children's book (ages 3-8) written by Ellen J. Pilch and published by Mirror Publishing. Ellen is staff and writer of one of our favorite blogs, 15 and Meowing, in which Emmy plays a starring role. The book is illustrated by Nicolas Peruzzo. This story is a fictionalized version of how Emmy found herself living in her forever castle with Ellen and family.

Friday, April 26, 2019

Feral Friday Fiesta of Fails

Hola kitties! I have the illiteration going today. It's time for another Pet Photo Fails. TW and a camera is a blooper waiting to happen. Blooper may be her middle name. I thought since we aren't doing reviews that TW and her flashy box would leave me alone. I guessed that would mean no new photos of me. At least that's what I thought.

Feral Friday Fiesta of Fails

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Who You Calling Macaroni?

Hola kitties! Great post title, isn't it? NOT! As you can tell, after our serious post on Monday, this is more a fluff piece or a "wordless Wednesday." Let me set the stage. TW got the bright idea to stick a feather into the igloo and somehow or another she started calling it "Macaroni." What kind of name is that? Does it make sense to anybuddy? She found it so hysterical she had to take pictures. I think she finally waved buh-bye to the last of her marbles.

Who You Calling Macaroni?

Monday, April 22, 2019

What You Need to Know About Separation Anxiety in Cats

Hola kitties. How many of you know a cat with separation anxiety? You all know one cos this little ghetto kitteh has it. Truth. I had a really bad case when I first moved in the condo. The peeps were convinced I'd been adopted once before and returned to the shelter or abandoned.

What You Need to Know About Separation Anxiety in Cats

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Happy Easter from The Cat

Hola kitties! Just a note post to wish you and your's a Happy Easter from my condo to your palace. I hope you'll be having something good for dinner and your peeps will share.

Happy Easter from The Cat

Friday, April 19, 2019

Festive Feral Friday: Easter Edition

Hola kitties! I'm a feral kitty. Did TW really think she was gonna get me to wear those bunny ears? Who does she think I am? Summer? I don't care if you got gray to match my furz. It doesn't; so no can do. I don't care that it's almost Easter neither. The Easter bunny doesn't bring toys and presents so I don't have to be good.

Festive Feral Friday: Easter Edition

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

CK Poses; TW Goofs Off

Hola kitties! TW is still slacking off. Can you believe it? Maybe my teeth aren't sharp enough or—GASP!—she just doesn't care about me or this blog anymore. What kind of "life" can be more important to taking my dictation three times a week? Dunno if I can take this stress anymore so today I yakked all over TW's yak rug while she was eating her yogurt parfait. I tried again on the runners in the hall which certainly got her attention. At least the goof-off had an excuse not to do the post while she was cleaning the rug.

CK Poses; TW Goofs Off

Monday, April 15, 2019

Music Monday With One Cool Cat

Hola kitties! It's Music Monday time again. It's been a hectic weekend what with the peeps shopping and not playing with The Cat. Pop is on staycation this week and I hope to get lots of Pop time.

Can you tell I'm talking guitars today? Actually the guitar in the image isn't the one I'm talking about but I'm allowed poetic license on this here blog. BTW, thanks for all the nice words about last week's Music Moves Me unusual rock and rap pairings selections.

Music Monday With One Cool Cat

Friday, April 12, 2019

Feral Friday Featuring The Cat

Hola kitties and welcome to Feral Friday where I'll be your host. Lots going on in the condo. We have fourth floor men peering in our fourth floor windows. Prolly Stunning Keisha fans dying to meet me. They're on some scaffolding making lots of noise. They've visited for the past two days. TW gets upset that they look in the window but she still changes her clothes in front of it. [Ed Note: I DO NOT!] Do so! I'm surprised they didn't jump down and run away screaming. HAH!

Feral Friday Featuring The Cat

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Cheap Chocolate

Hola kitties! I wanted to dictate a post about separation anxiety today but TW went and had a physical which took most of the day. Can you believe she let someone else take her bloods? I'll bet she didn't yell, curse and get mad at them like she yells at me. She said "let's do a quick post." Bully on her. So I guess we're doing a Semi Wordless Wednesday.

Cheap Chocolate

I thought you'd enjoy my new raised placemat. Of course there's a story behind it.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Who You Hangin' With?

Hola kitties! It's Music Monday. I've got some tunes for you although I'm sure you'd rather have tunas. HAH! I slay myself sometimes when I think these lines up. OK, TW first typed tunas rather than tunes. It wasn't a flying fish but I caught a little flying thing the other night and it tasted good. My post is about unusual pairings like cats and dogs; especially CK and dogs. Don't forget to hover over the images for my secret thoughts.

Who You Hangin' With?

Friday, April 5, 2019

Feral Friday Fill-Ins

Hola kitties! I love the name Feral Friday. I can't believe I couldn't convince TW to use it sooner. Seriously, this is why I answered fill-in number three the way I did. Not much going on around here. Pop's hand and wrist is healing. Yeah, some cat mauled him pretty badly last week. I don't know anything about it.

Feral Friday Fill-Ins

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Extra Stunning Fotos of Keisha

Hola kitties! They don't call me Stunning Keisha for nothing as today's post will prove—NOT that I need to prove anything about my stunningness. It's there for everyone to see 24/7/365. This post also proves that TW did, in fact, take some shots that are in focus. Do you like my new Foto Frenzy header?

Extra Stunning Fotos of Keisha

Monday, April 1, 2019

They Call Me The Hyacinth Cat

Hola kitties! It's April 1st! April Fool's Day! For Music Monday this week I followed the prompt but turns out all the tunes I chose come from bands where one of the members worked in a record store so there's a second theme. How cool it must be to work in a record/music store.

They Call Me The Hyacinth Cat

Friday, March 29, 2019

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

Hola kitties! It's time for another Pet Photo Fails. TW and a camera is a blooper waiting to happen. Blooper may be her middle name. She and her flashy box has, for the most part, left me alone this month. Mostly I just had to pose when we did reviews and we prolly won't be doing anymore of them. I guess that means no new photos of me.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Oh Canidae! #ChewyInfluencer

Hola kitties! Heh! I guess this title could be a bit misleading since the brand in question isn't a Canadian brand. As a matter of fact, they're from Texas and sourced from the American heartland. You can't get much more American than that. I just like paraphrasing song titles to fit my needs hence the title. Keisha's Café, an off-shoot of Chez Keisha, prides itself on selling local brands. See what I did there?

Oh Canidae! #ChewyInfluencer

Monday, March 25, 2019

Guess What I Got!

Hola kitties! It's Monday but I'm not doing a Music Monday this week. I'll explain more about that later. I got a brand new and exciting toy, The Cat says sarcastically. When a kitty's staff notices kitty needs something new to play with, most go out and buy kitty a new toy. Something with nip in it or a wand toy that's way overpriced. Not The Woman. Listen to what she did.

Guess What I Got!

Friday, March 22, 2019

Feral Friday: Back End Edition

Hola kitties! The title will have meaning when you look at both Flashback Foto Frenzy picks. Incredible how that happens when two compatible fotos come out from the randomizer. Speaking of incredible, can you believe that once again the peeps have given up eating meat twice a week for Lent? They do this to me every year cos giving up meat is easier for them then giving up chocolate. Once again, The Cat suffers for the peeps' sins. Literally.

Feral Friday: Back End Edition

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Can I Haz Gravy? #ChewyInfluencer

Hola kitties! Do you like gravy? I like to lick my food dry and then maybe I'll eat the morsels. I found this cute gravy boat at, er, an antique show. Bet you didn't know I like antiquing. Perhaps I'll write about it someday. That's where I located my peeps. HAH! TW and Pop are antiques. They have so much old junk in the condo, they were thinking of getting a storage unit. I convinced them to throw it all out instead and saved them some $65 a month. I hinted that I could use $65 to spend on cat food.

Can I Haz Gravy? #ChewyInfluencer

Monday, March 18, 2019

Let's Have a Music Monday Birthday Pawty!

Hola kitties! It's the middle of March. Join DJ CK for a big pawty honoring those born this month! Ernie, Summer, Leo, Neytiri, Scylla, Crockett and Pixie are some blogging kitties celebrating this month. In fact, today is Giulietta's birthday so Happy Birthday! To this kitteh, these are the famous birthdays this month but that's just my opinion. Every month at Nipclub we used to have a pawty for the anipals born that month.

Let's Have a Music Monday Birthday Pawty!

Friday, March 15, 2019

Feral Friday: Water Crisis

Hola kitties! Flashback Foto Frenzy has been preempted so we can bring you the latest news on this water crisis. Barring any late breaking news, it should be back next week. It's been a known fact that this kitteh doesn't drink water. I drink more since I got used to having my own water fountain but the peeps still don't think I drink enough being as I like my kibble. Dunno what I have to do to please them. Listen to this.

Feral Friday: Water Crisis

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

11 Important Questions For Your Human

Hola kitties! I thought I'd take a page out of Summer's playbook with this post. TW gets a daily email newsletter from a human site that offers tips on lots of human things. I was laying on the corner of the bed looking over her shoulder and the one she was reading caught my eye. I thought it would make a great topic for a cat blog.

11 Important Questions For Your Human

Monday, March 11, 2019

CK's Gone Buggy

Hola kitties! Breaking news! I've gone buggy! HAH! No need for alarm. It's a freebie week on Music Monday and I'm picking a topic near and dear to most cats—insects aka bugs. Being on the fourth floor and having window screens, we don't see many bugs in the condo. Just some moths and the occasional spider—both of which are very tasty and highly recommended treats. But things were different in the old house the peeps lived in.

CK's Gone Buggy

Friday, March 8, 2019

Feral Friday (September Girl Cat Edition)

Hola kitties! Ready for another duo of Flashback Friday Foto Frenzy Fails and some fill-ins? I am but I don't think TW is quite ready. MOL! Her bookkeeping is shady to say the least. She's losing track of who chose which fotos. I may have to throw the numbers we have out the window and give a call for requests to show every Friday. I know you guys don't disappoint. I'd like to get more cats participating so don't be shy to call out a number between 21 and 8919. I called this Feral Friday September Girl Cat Edition since both flashbacks are from September of their respective years.

Feral Friday (September Girl Cat Edition)

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

8 Facts About The Cat

Hola kitties! I hope you don't mind that The Cat is going to get deep today. I want to delve into your consciousness and find out what makes you tick; however, I know that I must share my innermost feelings first. You will get to know The Cat as never before. Believe me, my stunningness is more than skin deep. But just the facts, ma'am.

8 Facts About The Cat

Monday, March 4, 2019

Biting Those Body Parts

Hola kitties! How about the strange title of today's post? I'm a connoisseur of human body parts. I think at one time or another I've bitten every one of the peeps' body parts—arms, hands, feet, ankles, nose, you name it. Can't say I have a favorite. Any part that's not covered up is mine for the taking.

Biting Those Body Parts

Friday, March 1, 2019

Feral Friday (Kitchen Counter Cutie)

Hola kitties! How was your week. Yesterday we had intruders. About a year and a half ago, we were supposed to get new windows. At that time, the peeps had to remove all their clutter and furniture from around the windows so they could be measured. The powers that be felt the need to remeasure  all those windows which meant once again rearranging all the furniture. I suppose now we'll wait another year and a half to get the new windows. As much as TW is looking forward to getting new windows that will keep drafts out, we're both not looking forward to the inconvenience. The workers and noise will no doubt scare me and the peeps are afraid if they remove all the windows at once, I'll make a run for it—out the window.

Feral Friday (Kitchen Counter Cutie)

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Feed Your Inner Tiger #ChewyInfluencer

Hola kitties! Have you ever felt like the tiger inside you wants to burst out? I know there's a big cat inside of me. Silly me thought I'd have to travel to Africa or India to meet my inner tiger so I took a virtual journey and met up with this bad boy. Can you believe he wanted to eat me?

Feed Your Inner Tiger #ChewyInfluencer

Monday, February 25, 2019

Photo Fails That are NOT My Fault

Hola kitties! Whoa! is it already time for another group of photo fails? Seems like only yesterday we did the January ones. Due to the length of this post, we're posting them today rather than Friday. You get your money's worth when you come here for bloopers. TW stepped up her photo fail game this month and she even deleted some before she uploaded them. We've got to add a few more days onto February, dontcha think?

Photo Fails That are NOT My Fault

Friday, February 22, 2019

Feral Friday Fill-Ins

Hola kitties!I'm gonna mix things up a bit this week. I'm gonna participate in the Friendly Fill-ins and art blog hops today and save my photo fails until next week even though that post is already written and signed off on. Cats are creatures of habit and this is throwing me out of my comfort zone but I didn't want this post to drag on for like a million words.

Feral Friday Fill-Ins

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Me and You and a Cow Named Moo

Hola kitties! How you guys doing? If you live in the northeast, you're probably watching the snow come down outside your window. You might even be watching your peeps shoveling that snow unless you live in an apartment like myself. I have Moo inside with me and in case you didn't see it on Facebook, we've had a truce. Moo is visiting from the 15 and Meowing blog.

Me and You and a Cow Named Moo

Monday, February 18, 2019

The New Cow in Town

Hola kitties! Tomorrow is Love Your Pet Day but I already bored you with the peeps love letters to me. I have a new pet. TW hasn't been able to get any photos of us together and I'll show you why.

The New Cow in Town

Friday, February 15, 2019

Feral Friday (Barnyard Edition)

Hola kitties! It's been a busy week. Moo arrived in the condo and the other stuffie cows have been treating her like royalty. It's pathetic. I'm the only royalty around these parts. Monday the peeps got to watch fireworks celebrating the Chinese New Year. Apparently it's the Year of the Pig. The jury is still out on pork. While I like the New Year's ham, I'm not entirely sold on pork cat food. Luckily, there are no stuffie pigs in residence to go along with the cows or I'd think I lived in a barn.

Feral Friday (Barnyard Edition)

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Hearts From the Heart

Hola kitties! I thought I'd take this—the day before Valentine's Day—to tell you how I really feel about you. But wait—I threw you a pawty instead.

Hearts From the Heart

Monday, February 11, 2019

Hey Keisha! Battle of the Bands

Hola kitties! How be you this fine day? TW wanted to write this Music Monday post in her own voice but I put my paw down. What's the name of this blog, Woman? Who calls the shots? She quickly backed down and cowered. Can you believe she thinks she knows more about music than DJ CK? I am the DJ. I am what I play.


Saturday, February 9, 2019

Quickie Art for the Busy Cat

Hola kitties! Surprised to see me? 'Cos TW stepped out on me Thursday and left herself no time to upload my art masterpiece into yesterday's post, I ordered her to post it today. This is gonna be short but stunning.

Quickie art For the Busy Cat

Friday, February 8, 2019

Friendly Fill-Ins From the Furious Feline

Hola kitties! Can you believe TW spent all day yesterday cheating on me. Cheating on the World's Most Stunning Cat! Worse yet, it was with one of my blogging furrends. One of you kitties! Can you guess who it was? I'm gonna keep you guessing until the end of the post. We have business to attend to since it's Friday.

Friendly Fill-Ins From the Furious Feline

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

What Should I Post About Today?

Hola kitties! This has been a slow week around the condo. Spring arrived for a few days with temperatures in the 60s so TW has been taking advantage and going out and doing things like getting her fur cut. Meanwhile The Cat sits home by herself. Tuesday night TW was still wondering what to post about.

What Should I Post About Today?

Monday, February 4, 2019

The Mail, Soup & Vacuum Music Challenge

Hola kitties! Are you ready to dance? I like to give myself a challenge which is why I forced TW to take part in the Pet Blogger Challenge last week. It made her depressed for days but I was happy cos I got comments and traffic.Woohoo! My challenge today is the prompt of this Music Monday. Normally I wouldn't participate but, you know, the challenge.

The Mail, Soup & Vacuum Music Challenge

Friday, February 1, 2019

When I Was Younger, So Much Younger Than Today Flashbacks

Hola kitties! Many thanks for all the Gotcha Day wishes. I read each and every one. My fundraiser runs for a few more days and I need just $45 to reach my modest goal. An update to the news about UCFCC is that the mayor of U.C. told the lawyer to stop any legal action regarding seizing the trailer. This is pawsome news that came down on my Gotcha Day. It was just one of the things that made my day special.

When I Was Younger, So Much Younger Than Today Flashbacks

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

13th Gotcha Day Letters to The Cat

Hola kitties! It's my 13th Gotcha Day so I thought I'd take the day off. I've already told you all the details about how I came to move in with these old timers so I'm gonna let Pop and TW write a little something about the past 13 years. I'm not gonna censor anything but if they say something I don't like—that would be you, Woman!—they will have a year of hell until number 14.

13th Gotcha Day Letters to The Cat