Hola kitties! The press has been hounding me again. Seems that some pretty serious allegations have been leveled at me. I called a press conference to talk about cat litter but I bet they want to talk about my so-called dirty "litter" secret. I'm about to go into the Green Room. Why don't you come in and watch me keep them honest. I handle the press like a pro.
CK: I called this press conference to talk about
Dr. Elsey’s Clean Tracks cat litter; a fragrance-free litter that's gentle on noses and paws but tough on odors. I'm gonna start by telling you a bit about Clean Tracks cat litter and why I like it. I'll take questions later.
