Hola kitties! Last week one of the fill-ins axed what I recently learned. Well, since I know everything, I had to search for an answer to fill in. Then TW dug up that car which neither of us remembered I had so that became my answer. It was a learning experience for both of us. Before that answer fell into my lap, I researched the subject extensively and this is what I discovered. Shocking, I know.
Holla kitties! I've been sitting here forever waiting for a special call. Who? You may ax. I'm not saying. I'm just saying that this phone hasn't rung all day except all those robo calls. The phone company is gonna have to do a better job of blocking those calls. We have Nomorobo and they just keep coming. Those spoofers gonna get bit for this cos I'm running outta patience.
Hola kitties! It's TW's fave post of the month where I get to show her recent photo fails and bloopers. Before then, let me catch you up on some condo news. Pop found his glasses that he lost a few weeks back. I believed him all along and I was right and TW was wrong. A store with the initials H.D. decided, no, they weren't going to hook up our washer/dryer even though the contract said they would. The fight continues. Lastly, the moldy ducks are back! This time we're gonna have an inspector come to make sure the ducks aren't in the walls also. We're all getting sick from the smell. Last night I was even coughing.
Hola kitties! I’d read that The Woman was afraid of thunderstorms in the journals of the cats that came before me. I just didn’t know how afraid till the other night. We had the mother of all storms. I wonder what size thunder shirt to order for her.
Hola kitties! Do you have any idols? I'll bet I'm one of your idols. I am an American Idol. Have you ever watched that tv show? Me neither but I was a judge in 2013. I know who my idols are and I'll share some of them with you later in this post. I'll also share a pic from when I was a judge so stick around.
Hola kitties! We've made it to Friday! Whoa! Did we have some bad t-storms last night! I'll be writing more about them next week. I was fine but I do have a funny story to relay. I have some other business to attend to before then. I'm a cat and I don't like to get political but I can't figure out a way to answer today's fill-ins any other way. I'll try to keep it short.
… or not! Hola kitties! It's been hotter than a hound's tooth around here. You'd think we were on a tropical island but where are the niptinis or iced nip tea? *fans self* We have central air which provide some relief for the humans. I'm wearing a fur coat so I can still feel the heat and humidity. This weekend the heat index will be 105-110 degrees F (about 40-43C). You can fry an egg on the sidewalk or on TW's head since she just came in from outside. Why did she go out in this heat and with an air quality alert? you may ax.
Hola kitties! I have to extend another birthday wish today. I'm beginning to feel like Phil Rizzuto. I've heard during every broadcast, he used to send birthday wishes to lots of people. Maybe I should start requesting that readers send in their birthdays with their number requests. Anyhoo …
Hola kitties! You wouldn't believe what the "oldsters" did this week! On Monday TW pulled a rock! What a silly goose. She can't stop laughing about it. HAH! Last week it was Pop's turn. I hope I never get #senile.
Hola kitties! DJ CK, the most popular feline DJ around is gonna spin some Music Monday tunes. This week's prompt comes from John of Driller's Place. Y'all know John if you participate in the Wordless Wednesday hop over at Comedy Central.
He suggested "songs that celebrate your independence, personal or national." My personal independence day is January 29 cos that's the day I was freed from the shelter in 2006. The PetFinder pic that got me freed is in the header. It's a very special day for both my peeps and me. You can read the complete story of my independence. You've heard the cliché of "who saved who" but I saved Pop's life which is why we're so close.
He suggested "songs that celebrate your independence, personal or national." My personal independence day is January 29 cos that's the day I was freed from the shelter in 2006. The PetFinder pic that got me freed is in the header. It's a very special day for both my peeps and me. You can read the complete story of my independence. You've heard the cliché of "who saved who" but I saved Pop's life which is why we're so close.
Hola kitties! I gotta open by wishing Aunt Pauline a Happy Birthday! This is also the start of Pop's staycation. It's gonna be a great week. I bet it's gonna be a hunnert degrees and they will stay home with me all week. We'll order in some Chinese food. I'll get treats whenever I ax. In short, The Cat will be in heaven.
Hola kitties! Do you know what special day it is today? I didn't think so! Whatchoo say? No it's not Independence Day. That's tomorrow. It's Chocolate Wafer Day! Yeah! There's a reason I point this out and a reason I'm laughing at the peeps. Can you guess what it is? I'll bet the post title gives it away.
Hola kitties! It's July and it's finally beginning to feel like summer in the northeast. Time to chillax with some iced nip tea and listen to some music. Whoever wrote that song "Summertime" wasn't a cat and didn't know my peeps. MOL! Let's examine the lyrics.
"Summertime, and the living is easy" except if you're a homeless cat looking for a shady place to chill and some water or a human working in a shelter in the midst of kitten season. No, it's not easy. "Fish are jumping"—I ain't never seen any of those jumping fish but I'd like to. "Your daddy is rich"—no he's not—and "your momma's good looking"—they couldn't be more wrong. They obviously never saw TW, even though she's not technically my momma.
"Summertime, and the living is easy" except if you're a homeless cat looking for a shady place to chill and some water or a human working in a shelter in the midst of kitten season. No, it's not easy. "Fish are jumping"—I ain't never seen any of those jumping fish but I'd like to. "Your daddy is rich"—no he's not—and "your momma's good looking"—they couldn't be more wrong. They obviously never saw TW, even though she's not technically my momma.
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