Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Shocking Truths I Recently Learned

Hola kitties! Last week one of the fill-ins axed what I recently learned. Well, since I know everything, I had to search for an answer to fill in. Then TW dug up that car which neither of us remembered I had so that became my answer. It was a learning experience for both of us. Before that answer fell into my lap, I researched the subject extensively and this is what I discovered. Shocking, I know.

Shocking Truths I Recently Learned

This first one really shocked me and I don't know if I should believe it. TW didn't always have gray fur to match mine. And she was young once. Can you believe that? I happened to see her rather boring FB page and saw amazing images. I find it hard to believe they are actually her even though she says they are. Anyhoo her furs used to change color too! They were brown and red and black and plum and even black cherry. Again the color might be Photoshopped although she says it really did change colors. Also that would require work and she's too lazy. I don't know if I should take her at her word. She's been known to lie to me before like when I ax when dinner will be served and she says "shortly." It's never shortly. She knows none of my furrends knew her back then so they can't set the record straight.

Shocking Truths I Recently Learned
Waiting at the ATM for my money to dispense.

Here's another one. My personal ATM has a credit limit. Can you believe there are some things Pop won't get for me? I must be overdrawn or something. Ka-CHING! Perhaps my card expired. I decided to test out my credit.

CK: Can I have 100 bucks?

ATM: Why are you always trying to shake me down?

Say what? See what I mean? What kind of language is that to use on your always-loving cat?

CK: Pop I mean ATM, can we have Chinese takeout every night?

ATM: I'm not made of money. I have a lot of other expenses and some cat isn't earning her keep.

I dunno why he denies me. What other expenses? Neither of us are gonna live forever.

Another one of the fill-ins axed what inspires our creativity. I think those fill-ins do a good job. Thanks to Miss Ellen and Miss Lorianne for inspiring me and this post.

16 comments:

meowmeowmans said...

Our humans' furs are starting to change color, too. What the catnip?!

As for your ATM, er, we mean Pop, having some sort of limit ... how can he deny YOU, CK? That just ain't right!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Your ATM has LIMITS? I thought kitties weren't supposed to have any limits - that's one of the things that makes us kitties.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is not right that your own personal ATM has a credit limit! You need to put in a complaint.

Brian said...

MOL! Our Dad used to have head furs, or so I hear!

edie said...

I don't know how your personal ATM could say no to your stunning face. :) I just had the chance to listen to your Monday music list, there's some cool songs there.

Eastside Cats said...

Hahaha, CK! One of my pet names for The Hubby is 'ATM', since he has the cash, and I need some! And he never says 'no'; what a great deal!

KruseKats said...

That hair co,or thing is odd. Mom is going g silver, orso she thinks it is. Mom and TW lie.

The Florida Furkids said...

Mom's furs change too....humans are weird!!

The Florida Furkids

World of Animals, Inc said...

Our own human head furs are changing too. Each year a little more grayer. We can't believe you have a credit limit for buying goodies. Hope that changes soon. Thanks for sharing. Have a wonderful day.
World of Animals

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK; de food servizz gurl waz young onze two, fact her waz ther de day de wheel waz invented; N that we noe iz fax...

az far az popz, we meen ATM, knot handin over any franklins....leest him could due iz substitoot with sum hamiltonz....may bee ewe shuld bite him sted oh TW~~

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The Indulged Furries said...

I don't have an ATM limit, but I do have a closet space limit. There is no more room for storing spare scratchers!

pilch92 said...

I am so happy the fill-ins provided you inspiration for this fun post. My furs would match yours too if I didn't keep coloring them black :)
XO

The Island Cats said...

You’re not earring your keep?? Just being you should be enough!!

The Swiss Cats said...

MOL ! We heard too that Momo had curly head fur, unbelievable ! Purrs

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

There's no spending limit when it comes to kitties!!!

Three Chatty Cats said...

How dare that ATM say no to you! I'd ask to see the bank manager.