Shocking Truths I Recently Learned

Hola kitties! Last week one of the fill-ins axed what I recently learned. Well, since I know everything, I had to search for an answer to fill in. Then TW dug up that car which neither of us remembered I had so that became my answer. It was a learning experience for both of us. Before that answer fell into my lap, I researched the subject extensively and this is what I discovered. Shocking, I know.

This first one really shocked me and I don't know if I should believe it. TW didn't always have gray fur to match mine. And she was young once. Can you believe that? I happened to see her rather boring FB page and saw amazing images. I find it hard to believe they are actually her even though she says they are. Anyhoo her furs used to change color too! They were brown and red and black and plum and even black cherry. Again the color might be Photoshopped although she says it really did change colors. Also that would require work and she's too lazy. I don't know if I should take her at her word. She's been known to lie to me before like when I ax when dinner will be served and she says "shortly." It's never shortly. She knows none of my furrends knew her back then so they can't set the record straight.

Waiting at the ATM for my money to dispense.

Here's another one. My personal ATM has a credit limit. Can you believe there are some things Pop won't get for me? I must be overdrawn or something. Ka-CHING! Perhaps my card expired. I decided to test out my credit.

CK: Can I have 100 bucks?

ATM: Why are you always trying to shake me down?

Say what? See what I mean? What kind of language is that to use on your always-loving cat?

CK: Pop I mean ATM, can we have Chinese takeout every night?

ATM: I'm not made of money. I have a lot of other expenses and some cat isn't earning her keep.

I dunno why he denies me. What other expenses? Neither of us are gonna live forever.

Another one of the fill-ins axed what inspires our creativity. I think those fill-ins do a good job. Thanks to Miss Ellen and Miss Lorianne for inspiring me and this post.