Looking Forward to Turkey Day

Hola kitties! I have Friday on my mind all week since I'm dictating this post to TW on a Monday. Of course, not the fill-ins but the rest of the post. Lately, I've been thinking about turkey. The peeps are getting closer to the $400 they need to spend to get a free one in the soopermarket. Thinking about it makes me happy—and hungry. The peeps are still eating leftover Halloween candy so I don't think Pop is ordering a 3-lb choco turkey this year but don't underestimate him.

5 Christmas Card Design Mistakes to Avoid

Hola kitties! It's almost the season to be jolly and I'm sure you're pestering your humans to make your Christmas card. Every year we receive some of the most creative cards from our kitty furrends. Most are better than any store-bought cards—not that there's anything wrong with store-bought cards. I thought I'd give you a few tips for designing irresistible cards. These tips will help you avoid the mistakes that TW has made in the past. Those design mavens can admire my pics since they know what I'm going to say. They can also feel free to correct me. *tries to sharpen claws* Darn nubs!

Look What They Done to My Claws, Ma

Hola kitties! The past few weeks have been a whirlwind for this kitteh and not entirely the good kind. Yesterday both TW and Pop were cavorting with Pinera and her ebony furrend. I hear-tell from my sources that those cats were rolling all over the peeps. Then there's the relentless teasing I've been getting cos the evil vet stole my claws right down to the quick.

Fill-ins and Flashbacks Featuring Bonus Embarrassing Foto

Hola kitties! TW frittered away the day into the evening so we're on deadline here. Can you believe we may or may not be expecting snow Monday? It depends on which forecast you listen to. I prefer the one that says rain to snow. Pop's gonna have his computer at home anyhoo so it doesn't matter to him.

G-d Save the Cat (I Mean it Man!)

Hola kitties! Saturday didn't quite go as planned. TW and Pop got up early—well Pop gets up early every day but not TW. They did me wrong. Very wrong.

I got up for breakfast around 4:15 a.m. Then when I woke up again at 7 a.m. TW was preparing a second breakfast for me. Score! Right? No it tasted funny and there was hard, bitter white specks in it. I tried to eat around the biggest piece. Then we both went back to bed.