Monday, October 29, 2018

CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer

Hola kitties! The press has been hounding me again. Seems that some pretty serious allegations have been leveled at me. I called a press conference to talk about cat litter but I bet they want to talk about my so-called dirty "litter" secret. I'm about to go into the Green Room. Why don't you come in and watch me keep them honest. I handle the press like a pro.

CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer


CK: I called this press conference to talk about Dr. Elsey’s Clean Tracks cat litter; a fragrance-free litter that's gentle on noses and paws but tough on odors. I'm gonna start by telling you a bit about Clean Tracks cat litter and why I like it. I'll take questions later.

Reporter in the rear: CK, are those allegations true? Do you have …

CK cuts him off: I SAID I'LL TAKE QUESTIONS LATER! LET ME TALK!

CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer
CK: This litter is 99% dust-free and offers low-tracking benefits so hopefully TW won't find anymore litter in her bed. [Note from TW: I don't!] It's made with natural ingredients. The medium-grain clay helps to keep the litter in my litter box! It’s a hunnert percent free of deodorants, perfumes and chemicals and is also hypo-allergenic, which means it’s great for sensitive and asthmatic cats like me and pet parents alike. Not only will your house maintain its natural freshness, but the multi-strength, hard clumping formula makes cleaning especially easy after each use.

Lady reporter: CK, what about your litter box …

CK (quickly): Good question. I have two litter boxes cos you're supposed to have one more box than the number of cats you have unless you have 50 or a dozen cats. There should be one on each level of your house. Boxes should be in a secluded place but not that secluded that the cat can't find it. I have one in a quiet, low traffic area of the condo and the other is in the hall although the peeps don't walk past while I'm using it.

Reporter: I'm with the Cat News Network. What kind of boxes are we talking about?

CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer
CK: Um, CAT LITTER BOXES! Are you an idiot? Haven't you been paying attention? One of my boxes is hooded and the other has a half hood. I don't like the hooded one and hadn't used it for about six months until the Dr. Elsey’s Clean Tracks cat litter was used. Now I use it. Anymore questions about this litter? Yes?

Reporter Two: Is it true …

CK: NO! PRESS CONFERENCE OVER! I will not be a partner to this smear campaign! I don't know who's behind it; woofies or TW but I'll get to the bottom of it. But I do want to mention that the number one reason cats are abused, abandoned and placed in shelters is because of nonuse of the litter box. I have never used anything but the litter box to do my duty!

Conclusion: We filled the box in Pop's bathroom with Dr. Elsey's Clean Tracks cat litter. I hadn't used that box in over six months cos I didn't like the designer litter that filled it. As soon as the peeps put the Clean Tracks litter in, I used the box and have used it every day since. I LOVE having two user-friendly litter boxes again!

CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer

These pics were taken the day after vacuuming. You can see the blue litter mat has like five grains of litter and the brown one has a pile of litter plus there was litter all over the carpet. There's no more litter in TW's bed. Other pluses are the litter clumps well, the clumps don't stick to the side of the box and it stays in the box as advertised. It's hard to get the peeps to agree on anything but both give it two thumbs up. We finished the box and we're looking for more.

Psst, that dirty little secret? I need a hooded box cos I pee high on the box and sometimes, um, it lands outside the box. Just don't tell the press. OK? Can I trust you?

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CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer
BONUS TOCKTOBER PIC!

CK's Dirty "Litter" Secret #ChewyInfluencer

17 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That litter looks like it works great! I can pee high sometimes too. That's why my human tapes pee pads to the walls around my litter box when we travel.

Brian said...

I think we might have to give that one a go CK!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

We've tried everything with Clyde and it's not the tracking that concerns me but litter stuck between his toes because he's diabetic and pees a lot.

The Island Cats said...

We use the regular Dr. Elsey litter and now we need to try this one!

Purrjamm Cats said...

Great review! We have way too many litter boxes to disclose but we definitely gotta try this litter. Mom is into the clean, no perfumes litter. We like it best. Mr. Chivers is a high peeer too. That crazy cat can pee 2 feet high, MOL.

The Church Cat Family said...

You handled the press like a pro, CK! We like Dr. Elsey's around here, too, but since I have a willing slave of a housekeeper, tracks or no tracks, she's quick draw McGraw cleaning up after me, so this might be cool, but it'll be up to her. - Tom x

Eastside Cats said...

CK, you are a pro at handling the pawpawrazzi!

Tamago said...

This was an excellent press conference, CK, and your dirty litter secret is safe with us :-)

Kruse Kats said...

Word

The Swiss Cats said...

Great review ! That sounds like a good litter ! Purrs

Chirpycats said...

CK, don't worry about your secret. We have two "elevator butt" pee-ers here. George and Ollie so we also have high rise litter boxes. Thanks for the review, I'll go check if it's available on Amazon because Chewy doesn't ship to Canada.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

That sounds like a great litter. I am glad you have 2 good litter boxes now :) XO

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You handled the press like a pro, CK! Pawsome review as always :)

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

I was so amazed at how little dust there is! This was a keeper! Cats are interesting creatures ... I don't think Bear would ever use a hooded litter box - though he might surprise me.

edie said...

Your secret is safe with me C.K. The pawpawrazzi is always looking for fake news.

Marv Marvelous said...

OooOOOoooHHH! Non Tracking Litter!
Mom would b in love with that stuff!
We track it EVERYWHERE!
Great shot of you CK
Purrs
Marv

Three Chatty Cats said...

Yes, you can trust us, CK. We won't tell anyone! Harley pees high, too. Looks like this is a pretty good litter!