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3 Times a Genius

Hola kitties! Aren't you happy to have a furrend who's not only stunning but is a genius too? Yep! Once again I heard TW utter those immortal words—this cat is a genius. This time I made sure she remembered why she said it since she's been known to forget.

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TW first uttered the genius word in 2013. Then Facebook confirmed I was a genius too. Lemme tell you what TW realized this time.

As you know I'm a picky eater. I have binge days and "purge" days that are only called that because I don't eat hardly anything if you listen to the peeps talk. I don't actually purge. Seems TW kinda figured out the method to my madness. It's bad when she starts thinking she's figured me out.

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She figured out that my "purge" days coincided with the days when I know the peeps are having some good grub for dinner. They only have meat a few times a week and I have a magic wand that tells me which days those will be or perhaps it's just my genius shining through.

There's almost a 100% chance that they'll bring a rotisserie chicken home from Shop Rite on Saturday cos there's no time to cook after they get home. I know TW will make her special chicken on Sunday. When she does, she'll make chicken cacciatore with the leftovers one day during the week. I have to listen closely to find out which day it will be so I know to limit the amount of cat food I eat so I'll be hungry when they eat.

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TW is always pretty generous with the handouts although she wipes all the tasty gravies and sauces off the chicken and always cuts me off before I'm ready. She knows it's a bad habit and I should eat my cat food. She's also figured out that there's a method to my eating habits and that I'm a genius.

NOTE: Can you believe there was no rotisserie chicken this week? I starved myself for nothing! Do your peeps ever do you rotten like that?

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  1. Well, I never don't eat (I always seem to find room for da good stuff), but I did get deprived of bacon dis week. And last week. :(

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  2. Wow, you really are a smartie, CK! My human almost never shares with me. My human's boyfriend does, though - he was cutting up a whole skipjack tuna fish today, and of course I got some!

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  3. Sometimes my human won't share with me, then I wake her up at 3 a.m. to remind her of her transgression. I can't sleep if I'm hungry. Kibble and gushy food don't count.

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  4. You could be Daisy Mae's twin. I'm following you in 4 circles on G+. I have 2 blogs on WordPress too. I hope you follow me on both WordPress Sites, G+ and/or LinkedIn. If you want the links please let me know. That goes for anyone.

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  5. I haven't been getting your posts by e-mail. Why? Please look into this issue for me. I want your posts.
    Crystal

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  6. Of course you are a genius, CK. I am amazed that TW has only realised it on two occasions.

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  7. ck.....we agreez knot onlee iz ewe stunning... but a gee nee uz two.... but ewe noe uz, we speek de trooth....de onlee rotten thing TW & pops did waz bring home a bass terd chickn frum de get go ~~~~~~~~

    ☺☺♥♥

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  8. CK, geniuses find it hard to live with mere mortals...

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  9. We always thought you were a genius. Chicken is always delicious and especially from shoprite. Too bad that you had to starve yourself for some chicken and then there was none. But we are glad they do share with you. Thanks for the share. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
    World of Animals

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  10. Of course you are a genius!! You're a CAT and we're all smarter than humans!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  11. CK - Queen Penelope tells me that ALL cats are geniuses ... ESPECIALLY Lady Cats! I have to agree! CK You are smart!
    Purrs
    Marv

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  12. That’s pretty smart of you, CK. Our peeps usually have Mexican on Saturday and we never get any no matter how much we starve ourselves. So unfair.

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  13. You are brilliant for sure, CK! Mudpie has as little interest in human food as she does most of her own LOL

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  14. I knew you were a genius. That is so wrong you got cheated out of chicken though. And I have no problem with cats on the table :) XO

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  15. Not surprised that you’re a genius, CK. Now you just need to train your humans to have chicken more often.

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  16. You're so smart, CK ! We're sorry you got cheated this time ! Purrs

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  17. Hey! That wasn't fair at all! But knowing you are a genius with a capital G, we bet you found something to make limiting your food intake worth it, right? Did someone get a bitey?

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  18. If you're a genius I must be one too, kind of. Some days I eat two cans of wet food and some kibbles and some days I eat like maybe 1/2 a can and a few kibbles. It just depends on how hungries I am. Today for example, is a Big Eating day. I had almost a whole jar of Gerber's Chick-hen AND a can of Fancy Feast. And I might eat some more before the Human goes to bed. Yesterday, so-so. Tomorrow, who knows? I've been like this for 14 years, and she still gets all freaked out if I don't eat much for a day or two. SHE'S no genius!

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  19. Oh, that's just wrong! No changes or substitutions on the menu!

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