Monday, July 24, 2017

The Cat Proves She's a Genius

The Cat Proves She's a Genius

Monday already? We got our a/c up and running so things have cooled down. Have y'all read the tale of when this cat became a genius? I'll give you a moment to go back and refresh your memory. Well now The Cat has proof—an online certificate. Wanna see?

The Cat took one of those online quizzes—yeah, I know some of them are phishing schemes cos I'm a genius but this one didn't ax personal questions. I aced it.

The Cat Proves She's a Genius

Whalla! A hunnert percent. Einstein don't got anything on this ghetto kitteh.

BTW, I've figured out why TW wrote that note to herself four years ago. She'll never admit I'm right. Lemme run this past you. We were playing smousy laser. Spoiler alert coming in the next sentence. I had discovered that her hand controls the red dot so I started staring at her hand rather than the dot. I'm a genius.

The Cat Proves She's a Genius

All cats have smarts. Feral cats have to in order to survive on the streets. I was once a feral cat and still exhibit some of those qualities. How many of my furrends are geniuses? Share in the comments what tough problem you figured out to prove your genius to your human?

21 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Binga thinks she is a genius! Some of us question that. Boodie definitely is not.

Patty Woodland said...

The Farm cats are all geniuses - they figured out to come live on the Farm.

Lone Star Cats said...

I've figgered out how to deal wif 2 terrier puppies - I think dat makes me a genius. Or a saint.

Tamago said...

My boys always trick me into giving them snacks - they are genius in that way :-)

Brian said...

I figured out how to recline the recliner for my own comfy!

Eastside Cats said...

Patty and Sweetie figured out that if they hung out in our yard enough, I'd give them food and shelter...so they are geniuses! Angel and Chuck have trained us peeps to wait on them hand and foot, so that's mostly geniusy too!

Colehaus Cats said...

Yes! Somehow we just KNEW you were a genius, CK... which ought to prove we are geniuses ourselves! No?

Caren Gittleman said...

ck we already know you are a genius, we don't need a test to tell us that.

The Indulged Furries said...

I don't know if it's genius, but I've trained my humans to get up at feed me before 6 a.m., even though they leave me a midnight snack.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK; we haz prooved that cats can establizh ther own speech; & reed N rite said speech..."trout" ......sew that all R pals noe what we R sayin... while all de peepulz R like.... what de hell.... ?? ☺☺

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I can vouch for that. I have to translate Trout talk comments for Ivor.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I always knew you were a genius, CK.

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You figured out the red dot??? You are a genius!

Roby Sweet said...

Real Cat Webster figured out the red dot too. But I always thought he wasn't all that smart. Maybe he's the genius and I'm the idiot?

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

I am a genius. I figured out how to open the cabinets to get the treats and food out. And I can open a bag of food with no thumbs. Love, Lexy.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You don't need to show proof, I knew you were a genius. Most of my cats are not that clever ( don't tell them I said that though ). XO

The Island Cats said...

Oh we knew you were a genius, CK. All of us cats are. One day we're gonna rule the world.

Jean Neilson said...

Aren't we all geniuses...of course we are.

Shoko

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Anyone with any sense already knows you're a genius, CK. You have beauty AND brains! I love Bear more than anything ... but he's a little slow sometimes - especially when he gets super excited about something. He was smart enough to stay out of boxes though ... and I'll never live down the time I sat down in one to show him how much fun it could be and my behind was just a little too snug in the box. Hard to tell which of us was more traumatized ;)

The Swiss Cats said...

We knew it ! We always knew it ! Purrs

Three Chatty Cats said...

I think Olive must be a genius too then. She also watches my hand, but she can't help herself and then takes off after the red dot!