Saturday, January 26, 2013

Senile Saturday—This cat is a genius!


Have I got a Senile Saturday for you! This Senile Saturday is the perfect description why this series is called Senile Saturday and will have your peeps wetting their pantaloons with laughter.


"This cat is a genius" was the cryptic message written on the pad this morning. That's all it said "The cat is a genius." TW thought I got up and wrote it during the night. Pop thought those little sayings were built into the pad. What does it all mean? All I know is the saying IS true but this little kitteh would need thumbs to write it.

Here I'm inventing the Theory of Relativity.
Last night TW wrote this incredible—if you take her word for it and I don't know if I can—blog post for me in her head.  She wrote down the first line cos she just knew the rest would fall into place as soon as she read that line. Only problem on this Senile Saturday was that she looked at the words and drew a complete blank. What did it all mean?

I suggested that it was because I connected up the Wifi. Then I said, no, I'd actually INVENTED WIFI! Didn't she remember? How genius is that?? While I was at it, I suggested that I cured polio or maybe I INVENTED polio. How about this one: I INVENTED the internet. She said she knew that wasn't true cos everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet. I had to give her that one.

That's the trouble with her going to bed so late at night. She stays up to play with me cos during the day she's busy doing Cod knows what on the computer. If an idea hits either of us at 12:30 in the a.m., she's usually too tired to go to the iPawd and type it out. It then dies a slow death.

She thought and thought. I could smell the wood burning. The century old wheels inside her head were slowly turning. Finally she mentioned that we were playing smousy laser right before we went to bed. I had decided that the best way to catch the evil little red dot was to sneak up on it slowly and quietly since charging after it wasn't working. She might've thought that was genius but it wasn't since that little [censored] got away anyway.


Yes, we both agree this cat is a genius but we may never know what TW actually had in mind until she GETS a mind. I have 2 words of advice for TW: Ginkgo Biloba. Senile Saturday never was so cruel.

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22 comments:

  1. MOL!! Oh my gosh, I send myself texts of things I want to write about and when I look at them, I think, what the heck was that about???

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  2. CK, one this is true: we cats are geniuses... especially when compared to humans!

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  3. All us furry friends are well clever compared to Peeps. We got to just put up with the slow thinking dears. Sigh. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. My Dad could relate to that, but he's not sure he will remember later today!

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  5. ha ha - you have us laughing again CK. I told M she should do another senile Saturday cuz she is plenty senile! You gotta laugh at our humans CK - they are a "stitch."

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  6. "I have 2 words of advice for TW: Ginkgo Biloba."

    CK, maybe you could make a mint marketing the stuff to cat blogger pawrents.

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  7. Well, of course cats are geniuses - that is just a fact. Humans... ugg... ours has written many brilliant posts in her head and has illegible words and sentences that she has jotted down all over the house. None of them mean squat later on because she is too dim-witted to remember what the brilliant thought was and when that happens, she just posts a picture of a cute kitty with its belly showing... Purrs from the Zee/Zoey gang

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  8. That's too funny! We enjoy it when Mama goes to some part of our house, stops and asks us why she's there. We just look at her and wait for her to come up with the answer.

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  9. One day you will understand CK. One day you will understand. Now what was I saying?

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  10. Oh our Mom is way ahead of all of you. She is totally Senile. She has so many lists of things to do, she can't find the lists. But the easy part is that Cats are all genius so nothing else needs to be said. It is that easy. Take care.

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  11. Your Mom needs a little pocket recorder...that is, if the old age dribble doesn't slur her speech too much, MOL!

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  12. That's almost as bad as Glogirly misplacing her sunglasses, only to find they are on top of her head.

    But, we should all cut her some slack. She DID write that you are a genius after all.

    ; ) Katie

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  13. You are so right CK...right now Momz is laughing her butt off...Iz thinks thats cause she's done the same thing...Iz there cure for Senile Saturday? Momz needs it!

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  14. Unfortunately for us, our Mommie is senile seven days a week, not just one!

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  15. Haha! But CK, we know you are a genius!! TW doesn't hafta come up with a blog post to tell us that. ;)

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  16. "This cat is a genius."

    That seems a complete thought in and of itself. I don't know why it has to say anything else at all! Extra verbiage is just icing on the donut.

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  17. Oh my cat, do they sell Ginko Biloba by the case? We think we'd better put in an advance order for some of it over here.

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  18. Yes you're a genius!!!!
    Have a nice sunday.
    Woof, woof,

    Chicco

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  19. We cats are for sure geniuses... especially when compared to humans *mol*

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  20. Having such a dumkopf as a human must be very limiting!! I think you cope very well CK ;)

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  21. But of course cats are geniuses, CK. Humans ... a little slow, but lovable in a dim-witted way. :)

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