Sunday, January 13, 2013

Sunday Shocker: Nightmare on Jane Street

The scream heard 'round the world! Beware!
We don't live on Jane Street anymore but I'm certainly not going to broadcast our current location. I have political enemies, you know. This is a true story of a sticky little person who found her way into MY condo. While it's true that her father got our Wifi working again AND built my ToP (more on that tomorrow), this little monster thoroughly terroritzed THE CAT and her toys—and the peeps allowed this! I seriously don't know how Herba From the Burba lives with one of these. He's got his Neme and now I'm got a Monster in MY condo.

The following video may not be suitable for all kittehs. Some may find it disturbing; others may find it distasteful and even REVOLTING. For that reason, I've rated it PG-3. It's not suitable for kittens under 3 years of age. To view it, you must be with an adult cat. This video contains explicit images that might cause nightmares. Let this be a warning: THIS. COULD. HAPPEN. TO. YOU. 


You can view this video on YouTube here.

Don't they know that my tunnel is a teleporter? No telling where the Monster named Violet Tiffany could have wound up.

Today is "You Better Suck Up to the Cat for What You Put Me Through Yesterday" Day.

TO BE CONTINUED …

29 comments:

  1. OMC! How do you endure? Mom's not a fan of little sticky fingers, so we're safe (so far. Maybe you should come live with us.

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  2. WHAT?! It looks like her dad was teaching her how to be a cat! Sorry people, human kittens will always be human, no matter how much one tries to improve them.

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  3. This is terrifying!!! What was that? See what happens when I go awol for a while? Something must be done!

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  4. aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    A Sticky Little Person invading your tunnel!!!! We hope it isn't irretrievably SOILED with SLP cooties.

    ::shudders::

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  5. Sheesh...I guess you gotta look both ways before you go into a tunnel.

    WE WANT ToP!
    WE WANT ToP!
    WE WANT ToP!

    : ) Katie

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  6. Oh... my.... Oh my, oh my, oh my....

    THAT'S NOT WHAT TUNNELS ARE MADE FOR!

    May the purrs be with you.

    Purrs

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  7. OMC! How traumatic! Now YOUR tunnel smells like little unfurry purrson! Don't big unfurry purrsons know to ask a cat about sharing before letting others invade? Oh, the shock and horror!

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  8. OH! YOu are right! Frightening!!! Horrible! The sight! The thought! Oh!

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  9. Eeek! poor thing! Boy oh boy had they better make it up to you!!

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  10. Oh the humanity! Will those hoomins never learn to give proper respect?

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  11. too funny! thank goodness we don't have one of "those" MOL

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  12. CK!
    Yous poor dear!
    Me is on the way over with some pink nail polish and catnip tea.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  13. OMC *Shocked ears* noisy, smelly burbles should not be allowed to invade our space ... my condolences to you CK xxx's

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  14. OMC that was horrifying! What was that person doing? Why would he encourage that behavior????

    The Florida Furkids

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  15. OMC, that thing was IN YOUR TUNNEL! We heard that they have cooties. Make sure TW cleans those cooties out of your tunnel.

    (We don't really know what cooties are, but if that thing had them, better safe than sorry, CK.)

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  16. CK, this did happen to us!! A while back, two sticky persons were in our house crawling in our tunnel AND climbing on our cat tree! We, however, were hiding UTB. We did not want to be part of this horror. The mom had to tell these two they were not cats and had to stop playing with cat toys.

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  17. I sure hope you were not IN the tunnel at any point during the filming of this video. I am very glad my little person cannot crawl yet. Ceiling cat help us when she learns how.

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  18. And TW and your POP allowed this? Surely TW does not believe that sharing her pathetic little sandwich with you makes up for this outrage!! I can't look.

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  19. OMC, that's terrible! We hope that sticky little thing doesn't show up in our tunnel!

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  20. OMC! My claws would has been out and going after that small hooman. How could your peeps lets that go on?! They better be getting you something new and fun for all that you had to endure!

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  21. A Sticky Little Person !!! I feel for you, CK !!
    That's horror !!! Thanks COD he couldn't get in !
    Don't tell him he need Diet, and then your tunnel will be safe forever !

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  22. Shocking. Have a marvelous Monday Keisha.
    Best wishes Molly

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  23. OMC! But it´s may be a good idea to lure the huPup into your tunnel and then teleport it away ... by mistake, of course *cheeky grin*

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  24. Hi CK, you are right, the mobile version of blogger also has freezing on comments if you use ipad! So you have to go to web version!! Technology!!!!!! Huh! Confusing :(

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  25. OMD! Those little creatures make me nervous, I find that they're good fur dropping food 'tho!

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  26. Wow!!! We are so glad you survived this encounter, Keisha!!!

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  27. just plain old SHOCKING, SHOCKING, SHOCKING!!!!! And no one even stepped in to tell that biped mini to keep its nasty paws off your teleport tunnel! Lucky they didn't lose that mini biped to Narnia or someplace like that!...glad you survived..paw pats, Savvy

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