Sunday, January 13, 2013

Sunday Shocker: Nightmare on Jane Street

The scream heard 'round the world! Beware!
We don't live on Jane Street anymore but I'm certainly not going to broadcast our current location. I have political enemies, you know. This is a true story of a sticky little person who found her way into MY condo. While it's true that her father got our Wifi working again AND built my ToP (more on that tomorrow), this little monster thoroughly terroritzed THE CAT and her toys—and the peeps allowed this! I seriously don't know how Herba From the Burba lives with one of these. He's got his Neme and now I'm got a Monster in MY condo.

The following video may not be suitable for all kittehs. Some may find it disturbing; others may find it distasteful and even REVOLTING. For that reason, I've rated it PG-3. It's not suitable for kittens under 3 years of age. To view it, you must be with an adult cat. This video contains explicit images that might cause nightmares. Let this be a warning: THIS. COULD. HAPPEN. TO. YOU. 


You can view this video on YouTube here.

Don't they know that my tunnel is a teleporter? No telling where the Monster named Violet Tiffany could have wound up.

Today is "You Better Suck Up to the Cat for What You Put Me Through Yesterday" Day.

TO BE CONTINUED …

29 comments:

Pumpkinpuddy said...

OMC! How do you endure? Mom's not a fan of little sticky fingers, so we're safe (so far. Maybe you should come live with us.

Sparkle said...

WHAT?! It looks like her dad was teaching her how to be a cat! Sorry people, human kittens will always be human, no matter how much one tries to improve them.

Patty Woodland said...

The HORROR!

CATachresis said...

This is terrifying!!! What was that? See what happens when I go awol for a while? Something must be done!

Katnip Lounge said...

aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

A Sticky Little Person invading your tunnel!!!! We hope it isn't irretrievably SOILED with SLP cooties.

::shudders::

Katie and Glogirly said...

Sheesh...I guess you gotta look both ways before you go into a tunnel.

WE WANT ToP!
WE WANT ToP!
WE WANT ToP!

: ) Katie

Nerissa said...

Oh... my.... Oh my, oh my, oh my....

THAT'S NOT WHAT TUNNELS ARE MADE FOR!

May the purrs be with you.

Purrs

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

OMC! How traumatic! Now YOUR tunnel smells like little unfurry purrson! Don't big unfurry purrsons know to ask a cat about sharing before letting others invade? Oh, the shock and horror!

Fenris and Family said...

We are just horrified!!!!!!!

Katie Isabella said...

OH! YOu are right! Frightening!!! Horrible! The sight! The thought! Oh!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Eeek! poor thing! Boy oh boy had they better make it up to you!!

GizmoGeodog said...

Oh the humanity! Will those hoomins never learn to give proper respect?

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

too funny! thank goodness we don't have one of "those" MOL

The Cat From Hell said...

CK!
Yous poor dear!
Me is on the way over with some pink nail polish and catnip tea.
Kisses
Nellie

JessieJaney said...

OMC *Shocked ears* noisy, smelly burbles should not be allowed to invade our space ... my condolences to you CK xxx's

FURKIDSMOM said...

OMC that was horrifying! What was that person doing? Why would he encourage that behavior????

The Florida Furkids

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

OMC, that thing was IN YOUR TUNNEL! We heard that they have cooties. Make sure TW cleans those cooties out of your tunnel.

(We don't really know what cooties are, but if that thing had them, better safe than sorry, CK.)

The Island Cats said...

CK, this did happen to us!! A while back, two sticky persons were in our house crawling in our tunnel AND climbing on our cat tree! We, however, were hiding UTB. We did not want to be part of this horror. The mom had to tell these two they were not cats and had to stop playing with cat toys.

Simba said...

I sure hope you were not IN the tunnel at any point during the filming of this video. I am very glad my little person cannot crawl yet. Ceiling cat help us when she learns how.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

And TW and your POP allowed this? Surely TW does not believe that sharing her pathetic little sandwich with you makes up for this outrage!! I can't look.

Prancer Pie said...

OMC, that's terrible! We hope that sticky little thing doesn't show up in our tunnel!

Baby Patches said...

OMC! My claws would has been out and going after that small hooman. How could your peeps lets that go on?! They better be getting you something new and fun for all that you had to endure!

Mr Puddy said...

A Sticky Little Person !!! I feel for you, CK !!
That's horror !!! Thanks COD he couldn't get in !
Don't tell him he need Diet, and then your tunnel will be safe forever !

Molly The Wally said...

Shocking. Have a marvelous Monday Keisha.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

OMC! But it´s may be a good idea to lure the huPup into your tunnel and then teleport it away ... by mistake, of course *cheeky grin*

CATachresis said...

Hi CK, you are right, the mobile version of blogger also has freezing on comments if you use ipad! So you have to go to web version!! Technology!!!!!! Huh! Confusing :(

Prudence said...

OMD! Those little creatures make me nervous, I find that they're good fur dropping food 'tho!

Clarissa said...

Wow!!! We are so glad you survived this encounter, Keisha!!!

Anonymous said...

just plain old SHOCKING, SHOCKING, SHOCKING!!!!! And no one even stepped in to tell that biped mini to keep its nasty paws off your teleport tunnel! Lucky they didn't lose that mini biped to Narnia or someplace like that!...glad you survived..paw pats, Savvy