Sunday, January 27, 2013

Truth in Advertising

Can you believe my footlong is 11 inches??
Some of you may have heard about that class-action suit that Subway "footlong" sammiches aren't a foot long as advertised. I guess they never heard that size matters. When you visit Stunning Keisha, you get what you pay for! Last week's Wednesday Word of the Day—Stunning did not get one complaint saying that I wasn't stunning as advertised. I vow to continue the practice of giving my readers what they pay for. As Rumblepurr points out "My dear, some may think this photo MUST be photoshopped—that no lady can look SO stunning…I know the truth. It is ALL you." Why, thank you, kind Rumbles. TW may clean up the background in some photos, but she NEVER has to do retouching on this kitteh. Stunning Keisha is indeed Stunning As Advertised or, as HHGutt would say La gata es impresionante!

Cathy Keisha—Vogue's Super Model of the Year!

35 comments:

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

You just keep speaking truth to power, my friend. LOVE the magazine cover. You were born to be a cover girl.

Brian said...

You are so right CK! I looked up stunning on the internet and you came up!

meowmeowmans said...

No doubt about it, CK! You are all stunning, all the time!

Patty Woodland said...

It's good to know that one gets a whole foot o'CK here

The Island Cats said...

CK, no false advertising as far as you're concerned!!

Fenris and Family said...

You are indeed stunning. Could I persuade you to be a stunning clown in my clown tent? ~Tuiren

Father Tom said...

I'm still recovering from being stunned in the first place..now, you're on a magazine cover AND model of the year..when will it end? I'm having trouble purring, so choked up am I..<3 (You know me wuvs you, CK!)

FURKIDSMOM said...

Absolutely stunning!

Ann Staub said...

Hehe, love that I don't need to worry about false advertisement here! Another way you keep it real!

Ann Staub said...

Hehe, love that I don't need to worry about false advertisement here! Another way you keep it real!

Prancer Pie said...

Indeed you are stunning, CK! No debate here. Have a happy Monday! xoxo

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I can vouch for you from first-paw experience: This Kitteh Is Stunning. I mean, I was unconscious for nine hours after I met her.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Who said you are not stunning, CK? Some idiot human or something? BTW, my human only gets 6" subs - does that mean she can sue if it is not, in fact, 6"? 'Cause if she gets a big settlement, she has to split it with me since it was MY idea. And don't worry, I will give you a kickback.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

What? Who said you're not stunning?? We'll scratch their eyes out until they can see just how stunning you are!

CATachresis said...

Being just a mere mancat, I am stunned at your untouched-by-photoshop-stunningness!!

Molly The Wally said...

Stunning Keisha just stunning. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Simba said...

I can't believe you sat next to that sandwich without trying to eat it. Is THAT [art Photoshopped?

Mariodacat said...

Who would ever dare to say you were NOT stunning. They need their heads examined and I'm just the guy to do it. (Puffing up with pride and ready to fight).

Cheryl Lincoln said...

You certainly are stunning!

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Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Of course you're stunning. A supercatmodel if we ever saw one!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

I just KNEW you were going to make the cover of either Vogue, ELLE or Top Model; Cathy Keisha :)

I told you those gals in Paris have nothing on you, though you are sooooo going to need a scarf and different pair of shades ...once the papprazzi finds this out, you won't get A moments rest...

CONGRATS and hugs from dai$y =^..*=

Willow said...

CK you speak real truth you are authentic and stunning!

Cole Cat said...

Can't argue with you there! Simply stunning! Purrs from your admirers at Colehauscats.com

Marg said...

You sure are one stunning cat CK. It is the absolute truth. No photoshop there. Hope all of you have a great evening.

Derby, Ducky said...

Beauty cannot be measured.

michico*Adan said...

You are so stunning, I always knew!

JessieJaney said...

I have to admit huMum does photoshop the white hairs from my pics. The more she does it the more I seem to grow! You on the other had are just purrfect!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

So when is that Vogue issue scheduled to be on the stands? I gave the Human $10 and I want her to be first in line when it goes on sale.

The Cat From Hell said...

At our house, it is What You See is What You Get!
Kisses
Nellie

GizmoGeodog said...

Forget Janis Dickerson and all those other anorexic wannabe's...we know who the first supermodel was and who will all be the best...you of course CK!

Sierra said...

Kitty Vogue - I love it!!! You certainly are one beautiful kitty :)

Anonymous said...

OMC! That Magazine cover is pawsome!! I so wish my Mom could do that!! glorious...and I sent you a almost late card for your bloggy if you want to use it. Mom will make another one if you don't like it. Huge paw hugs to my BFGF, Savannah

Katie and Glogirly said...

I never had any doubts over your stunningness. ; )
....and that cover photo of you...well, it's BEYOND stunning!!!

Happy Gotcha Eve!!!
xo, Katie

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Happy belated Gotcha Day. Looking good CK. 7 is the new 2!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

I am putty in your paws, my dear!!