Saturday, January 19, 2013

Reality Star

I'm here to report that this stunning kitteh has gone from has-been to the Next Big Thing to Reality TV Diva! JWoww has nothing on me. Whatchu saying, Woman? Speak up! She claims the Reality Blog Award has nothing to do with Reality TV? Oh snap! I knew by keeping it real, I'd get some place.

Nice to see you, Savannah! Thanx for the award!
My BFGF Savannah of Savannah's Paw Tracks should be commended for having the foresight to present me with this award. Thank you Savvy. There'll be a little extra in your kibble dish tonight.There are a lot of rules and instruction for this award and you know how much I hate rules and instructions. I march to my own drummer but I'll try not the upset Savannah much.

1) I have visited Savvy and thanked her. See above.
2) I have acknowledged her on my blog and linked back to her. Um, how many times do I have to do this?
3) I might answer the 5 simple questions. Lemme see if I like them first. Stay tuned.
4) Nominate up to 20 blogs for the award and notify each of them. SAY WHAT???!!!
5) Display the award on your blog somewhere. Whatever.
6) Yak up a hairball. Where did that come from? It's NOT part of the rules and I DID NOT DO IT!

OK. Here are the questions and my amazingly truthful answers.

1) If you could change one thing, what would you change?
Two words: Gun Control. I'd take all those NRA nuts, have them neutered, line them up and shoot 'em. What now, Woman? That question only pertains to things in can change in my life?? You're kidding! OK. If I had to change one thing, Beyonce would be my human and I wouldn't have to listen to TW.

2) If you could repeat an age, what would it be? any year?
It certainly wouldn't be that year I was at the penitentiary shelter.

3) What is one thing that really scares you?
My teeth and claws are sharp and I have no fear. [Ed. Note: If I were you, CK, I'd fear getting sent back to the shelter.] Watch yo mouth, Woman! Pop never gonna let that happen!

4) What is one dream you have not completed, and do you think you’ll be able to complete it?
World domination. Yes! After I become the most powerful cat on the internet, I'll rule the world. Every cat will have a home and no cat would EVER be abused. (Maybe I should start small and say running TW out of the house!)

5) If you could be someone else for one day, who would 
it be?
If I had to pick someone, it'd be Beyonce. She's everything I am except she's human. She's stunning, talented and successful. Did I mention stunning? She's also got money up the wazoo. Of course, I'd prefer to stay a stunning, talented and successful cat except I wouldn't turn down her money.

Check it out. Now I have to pass this baby to some other blogs. I have all this power to make or break these blogs! World domination will soon be MINE! Lemme pull some names outta my hat.

Shiva and Jaya cos they keep it real too. They're the Purrime Ministerettes of Planet Purrth.
Allie and the Boyz at A Tonk's Tail (err … Tale …) cos they gave me a shout out Friday.
And, lastly, Janis Felidae from Catonauts cos she's my new Twitter and blogging furrend.


The Island Cats said...

What a cool award, CK...congrats!

The Cat From Hell said...

CK! Wowwzers! Mes LOVED your answers Grrrl! Way better than what ly lame human put down. She told me, me would loose my G rating!
Rock On and Kisses

Katie and Glogirly said...

Big congratz, CK! You are a cat in charge and a cat who knows what she wants. ...The claws and teeth are just insurance.
; ) Katie

Patty Woodland said...

Congrats on your award. You are more beautiful than Beyonce

Ann Staub said...

Concats CK. Perfect award for you!

Mr Puddy said...

ConCatulation Miss CK
( Whisper *** ) and CK, ladykitty got to have some fear, so the boykitty can have an execute to get close to you !

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow! This was terrific reading! I laughed, I cried, I purred, I growled, *I* did yak up a furball.

Beyonce, huh? Well, I can't deny she's one hawt Babe--a little light on the fur, but I guess you can't have everything. But you know, CK? She ain't got nuthin' on you, my sweet beauty!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Concatulations on your award, CK! I had no idea you were into Beyonce! She definitely would not be my choice for a human - I live with a musician human, and he is always out of town doing "gigs." That is not satisfactory in my book.

Janis Felidae said...

OMC! Another AWARD *laughing* Thank you soo very much. And concats to you, of course! No doubt you´ve absolutely deserved it!

Beyonce ... Beyonce ... I only know her by name, I admit. Will have a closer look on the internet and check out more about her.

Molly The Wally said...

Congratulations on your award. Well done and well deserved. Have a super Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

Concatulations ! I agree with you, world domination by cats is a realistic goal. Let's begin with a nap ! Loupi

Chicco said...

Have a nice sunday.
Woof, woof,


Katie Isabella said...

Girl! Another well deserved awardie. Concatulations! Loved your answers too..really. I never know what youi'll meow next.

CATachresis said...

ConCats CK! You know how to milk errrr accept an award!

Brian said...

Congrats on the real nice award CK and you sure did good answering the questions!

Mariodacatsmom said...

Love your answers. Make total sense to me. Also love the people you are passing the award to. Good choices.

Anonymous said...

You two look so much alike! Congrats on the award.

Katnip Lounge said...

CK< we think you would make a even-better-than-human human...just imagine, you would have THUMBS!

GizmoGeodog said...

WTG CK! Your stunning self deserves many awards

Willow said...

Keisha what insight you have towards the world and it would do well once you achieve the cat domination.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hello darling, Well our little moobie is rated PG-13, Pretty Good, No kittens under 13 weeks allowed.

Anonymous said...

thank cod I passed that award to you so you could give those REAL answers! Woo Hoo!! not bad CK, not bad...paw pats, Savvy

Clooney said...

Wow, congrats on a very cool reward! Beyonce is a good pick, we love her music.