Friday, October 25, 2019

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

Hola kitties! Guess what? It's appropriate that I'll be posting art today since it's International Artists Day! Art is such an important part of human and feline culture that it hurts me to see declining numbers of posters on the Caturday Art Blog Hop. I know there are many talented artists in our community.

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

It's also the last Friday of the month so here's some sooper bloopers. There were so many this month too. I'll start from the earliest to the most recent.

The Pet Photo Fails blog hop was created by Roby Sweet and is now graciously hosted by Mudpie and Melissa over at Melissa's Mochas, Mysteries and Meows. Please link up your photo fails on her page so we can all get a laugh out of them.

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

This was a Tock-Tober photo fail. TW got the bright idea to try to get an elevator butt shot holding a "fig" leaf to protect my sensitive part. Some of you might be aware how hard it is to try to pose a shot with one hand and take the pic with the other. Not that I'd make an excuse for her, but she was trying to use both hands to pose the shot—one to hold the leaf and the other to get my butt up—then take the pic with some third hand she doesn't possess. She failed royally. This could be the most egregious fail ever. I used a Sunday word there.

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

And who might this cat through yonder window be? Only the shadow knows. Trust me you'll be seeing some stunning pics from this shoot soon.

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

Um, TW, what is this pray-tell? Oh, it was a failed attempt to photograph me looking at the decorations. It seems they're the special guests mentioned in the post title. There were so many different bloopers on this day ranging from simply out of focus closeups to closeups of just my jellybeans. When will she learn that my fans want to see my stunning face and not other body parts?

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

Now it's time to join the Friendly Fill-Ins, a feature held weekly at this time, which is already in progress. Our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs need no innerductions as they are giants in the cat blogging world. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics with further comments in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. Today it relates to number one.

1. I didn't ever purr until I bonded with Pop. When I first came here, I was angry and didn't like no humans. I hadn't been treated nice. I'd been abused in every way possible. Pop showed me humans can be different. He and I have a moment every morning where he dotes on me. He pets as well as FURminates me and I purr up a storm. To this day I've never purred for TW and never will.

2. I try to show my affection by biting the peeps but apparently they don't want it. Isn't it terrible when your love and affection is rebuked? I'm hurt. They deserve to be bit.

3. My fear of getting lost keeps me from running out into the hall. I'd prolly run into the open elevator and no one would ever find me. I'd wind up at [see answer 4]. GASP!! SHIVER!!

4. If I were a ghost, I would haunt kill "shelters." I would be the ghost of all the cats they ever euthanized for no reason at all except to "make room." I would forever haunt them and even follow the worst offenders home at night. They'd go mad from lack of sleep and euthanize themselves.

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers
I made a puzzle of this art piece.

I am the artist on international Artists Day. I paint the works that make the whole world gasp or something like that. Get used to this image cos I made a ton of art with this main pic cos it's scary.

Feral Friday With Special Guest Bloopers

And here's another. I hope you're not tired of this image cos I'll have another one on Howloween proper. I added the PS paint filter for good measure. Do you have a favorite?

These scary paintings will be my Feral Friday entries in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to showcase the latest art by anipal artists using digital apps, Photoshop or original art. No talent? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into works of art.


Erin the Cat Princess said...

Excellent fails, third-hand absence is a common human flaw I find, and those fails make some of the best and funniest. Alas they always seem to chose the ones of us rather than their own....

The Swiss Cats said...

Nice photo fails ! Purrs

Eastside Cats said...

CK, if we left all of the photo-taking to the cats, there would be NO PHOTOS, so you'll just have to live with humans taking a few fails here and there.

Summer at said...

I second you on #4, CK!

Catscue Cat Mom said...

I love the fig/gingko leaf idea, even if it didn't work - it was a good idea and made me smile. I'm now officially feeling guilty for dropping out of the Caturday Art hop, I'll have to rethink that decision. Have a great weekend!

pilch92 said...

Very cute bloopers. At least she tried to protect your modesty with a fig leaf :) Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. I think it is sweet you purr for your pop, maybe if TW gave you lots of CHinese food, you would purr for her too. I like your idea for #4.'
I love you art, the second is my favorite because of the blue in it. Thank you for the puzzle, I am off to do it. I hope you have a nice weekend. XO

Sandee said...

All great answers, but #4 is the very best. Excellent idea.

Have a purrfect day and weekend. My best to your peeps. ♥

Three Chatty Cats said...

I'm glad you finally purred for your pop. Maybe one day you'll purr for TW.

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Your #4 is pure perfection!!! Love your art and bloopers...thanks for joining us!

Brian said...

Your bloopers were terrific CK and we totally love your #4 answer too!

The Island Cats said...

What great bloopers, CK! And we’re glad you don’t run out in the hall. You don’t know what you might encounter out there.

edie said...

Your #4 is the best. I like your artwork this week. Stay in your apartment, it's too peopley out in the hallway.

The Florida Furkids said...

Your Fails are great. We don't understand why humans don't love being bit. What's more loving than drawing blood?

The Florida Furkids

Little Binky and Granny said...

I love how you bonded with Pop, CK. I myself was very frightened of men, but Grandpaw made sure that he was 'safe' and now I trust him more than ever. Took a while but we got there😸 I hope the sun is still shining despite of...anything...MOL...Great artworks, especially the first one👻👻😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞

meowmeowmans said...

Awesome fails, and we love your artwork, CK! We love that you finally found your purr with Pop, too, XO

Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty said...

Love your fails, art and your answers. We are so sorry you were treated badly :(

Purrs xx
Athena and Marie

Fr. Tom Fishworthy said...

You scared me with those fierce artsy pieces, CK! Had me shivering in my footpads..Oh..#4 is a great idea about the shelters. Hey man, haunt those highways to hell, I say! - Happy early Halloween, my friend! - Tom x

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Ah. The best-laid plans and all that sometimes require more than two hands!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

#4 is a very good fill in. I have done last week's puzzle (very slowly) and am now going to do this one.