Friday, March 8, 2013

Whose Dish? MY Dish.

Last year at Thanksgiving the peeps had a nice sit down dinner with lots of dishes, I lept on the table and … and… what did I see? The olives and the store bought whole berry cranberry jelly were in identical dishes which I recognized instantly. They were MINE. They were cat dishes. I'd know them anywhere.

Lady cats and man cats of the jury–are those or are those NOT cat dishes???

The peeps tried to explain in that pathetic way of theirs that those dishes were my rejects that I refused to eat out of. I didn't like the shape of them and they were perfect for THEIR food. I beg your pardon?? You've crapped up MY dishes! Now I can never use them again. They were my favorites too. I was saving them for a special occasion! Didn't the paw prints on the side give you a clue they weren't YOURS? Didn't you see the CAT picture on the inside before you plopped that poison into them??

MINE! MINE! MINE!

I'm traumatized! What else have they stolen of mine? Will I find my purr pad as a cushion on one of their chairs? What about my string? Will they use it as a shoelace??

Yep, my purr pad on the human's chair.

TW claimed that I never laid on my purr pad until she put it on one of their chairs. Will the lies ever stop? Will the peeps stop at nothing when it comes to annoying this little ghetto cat??

BTW, I'd just gotten FURminated before the bottom picture was taken. See how shiny my furs are?

25 comments:

Prancer Pie said...

Oooh CK, you do look beautifully shiny in that last pic. Maybe you could cut the peeps some slack seeing as how they did such a great Furminating job?

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

CK, what is WRONG with humans?! Cat food bowls are for CAT FOOD, period, end of story! They really messed up your dishes!

Kjelle Bus said...

OMC !
What is wrong with humans ??!!
Steel YOUR bowls just like that *pfft*

Molly The Wally said...

Stealing your bowls? Well I never! Not on! What will they steal next? Mind you next time there is food in them Keisha jump up and eat it. That will teach them. LOL! Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

GizmoGeodog said...

Hoomins need to keep their paws off our stuffs CK And they have to remember that efurrything is our stuffs, right? ;) You do look stunning and so shiny pretty :)

Brian said...

Well it is pretty clear that those are your bowls and I hope you got treats for the rental time! You sure look all pretty and shiney today CK!

Kruse Kats said...

You need to come to our house. The rents would never sit on a cat/dog pad let alone use pet dishes. they respect THE CODE!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

frank lee cathy keisha, de onlee crapped up dish we see iz de platter; just direct lee under de A, bee tween de white spoon N de gray spoon......

TURKEE BURD......

we trooly hope ya dinna hafta suffer lookin at..ore smellin it...de live long day

hope ewe haza awesum week oh end !

Patty Woodland said...

I don't know CK. I just don't know

Father Tom said...

Hey, CK, I don't know about the dishes, but this is the first aerial view I've seen of you and you are just as stunning from above.

Yer lookin' good on your sunny side!

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

(a) You look totally stunning; (b) Don't they know everything belongs to you? Seriously, it's a compliment the peeps used your pretty bowls. They added a little bit of you to their table. That's what our Mama says!

Julia Williams said...

Hahaha!! I can only imagine the look on the faces of the guests when they munched the last of the olives and realized they had been eating them from a cat's dish. MOL.

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

They stole your dishes!!! Now that is just low....

Janet Blue said...

We are stunned that they even considered using your dishes. The least they could have done was put something in them that you would have enjoyed eating. We are very slobbery when we eat, and no matter how well they'd been washed, I don't think our humans would ever do such a thing. Hope you at least got some of that yummy turkey. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

The Island Cats said...

Oh CK....this is just so wrong. They never should have stolen your dishes...no matter what the reason.

JessieJaney said...

*whispers* I've stolen two of my huMums best blue delft china dessert bowls as mine! Suggest you do the same CK?

Katie and Glogirly said...

I can't believe they contaminated YOUR dishes...your SPECIAL dishes...with olives out of a can and STORE-BOUGHT cranberry like gel. The NERVE!!!

You know what you need to do.
Get some of their special dishes...yup, that's right girlfriend.

; ) Katie

The Cat From Hell said...

That can't happen at our house! Me and Kozmo has Martha Stewart Pet Dishes! and they would never ever gets mistaken for condiment dishes...Me is so furry sorry we has not been commenting, but me has been reading! Me needs a New secretary!
Kisses
Nellie

Fisher and Staff said...

This is hysterical. I hope the guests were duly honored when they realized they took food from cat dishes. Your humans are very creative.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We think it is dreadful when you have to give up your dishes for a human to nom from.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Deb Barnes said...

CK... I truly don't know how you put up with what your humans put you through. You are a Saint, that's all I can say... Purrs from Zoey. And stay strong dear CK...

Anonymous said...

YES!! I saw your furs were just gorgeous! I don't like the furminator, it is too prickly or something. And, I can't believe the peeps used YOUR DISHES for their stoopid dinner! I would never touch them again...but I might let their friends know what THEY were eating out of...heh...heh

Claire Bertolini said...

I'm totally upset by the lack of courtesy of your humans ! I can't belive it ! I just hope that their friends have noticed that they were eating out of a CAT plate... Loupi on Mum's account

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Holy Moley CK, you was ROBBED!!

We can see you've been traumatized in a MAJOR way. HRMPF.

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Peeps are so clueless.