Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Day—Pope

The white smoke has risen! Habemus papam! The fix vote is in! The College of Cattinals have reached a verdict.

Check out all this bling! Wonder if it's real … Betta not take it into da hood.

All Hail Pope Keisha I.

My first order of business is to move the Catican to New Jersey. If I'm Pope, I can live wherever I want. My next order of business is to change that stupid rule that the Pope can't have pets.

Here's a little video of how a Pope is chosen for those non-Catolics. I, being a stunning ghetto cat, bypassed all those steps in my ascension to Popehood. Thanks to Mr. Breeze (@Kittehboi) for Tweeting this video to me.



36 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

I'm not kissing your ring. I don't know where that paw has been

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, I *was* kind of interested in the position myself, but on second thought, Pope CK I has a nice ring to it. It just seems.....right, you know? Go for it.

I'll be waiting for tomorrow's balloting!

Ann Staub said...

The pope hat suits you I think. I didn't know the pope wasn't allowed to have pets... what a silly rule..

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I think there are a lot of silly rules when it comes to pope stuff. I prefer to worship Bast, the cat god, or failing that, myself. So I guess that means I am disqualified to be pope.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

If this is a voting thing, you got mine!!! *swoon* you look lovely in your cap!

Molly The Wally said...

Ha ha Keisha you look real fine in all your Pope gear. We can't wait to hear more about what's happening in the Catican. LOL! Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

We think that Pope Keisha I will get the Catican whipped into shape in short order!

Mr Puddy said...

I didn't know you love Bling Bling
I don't have Bling Bling
But I can do Blink Blink ; )

Selina said...

Oh now you can go around chanting "Domini domini domini" and whacking people over the head with the "Patented Pope Stick" you're holding .... MOL!

You don't think JP II or Benny-16 used it just to lean on, do you? MOL MOL!

PURRZ!
Selina

da tabbies o trout towne said...

cathy keisha.....sew like what iz we pozed ta call ewe now...ck, cathy yur high nezz..pope cathy, pope keisha, cathy keisha pope kitteh, kitteh keisha de furst, pope oh catz....

deer cod...help....

yur new threads bee lookin good
:)

Janet Blue said...

That is some stunning Pope regalia. And the video was both amusing and informative. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

Brian said...

A Pope from da hood is a grand idea CK!

Tamago said...

Wow Pope Keisha looks super stunning! It's a great idea to move Catican to NJ. (Closer to us, so we can visit!)

Katie and Glogirly said...

So CK, I mean your excellency...
what kind of white smoke are you puffing anyway???

; ) Katie

Katie Isabella said...

Pope Keisha it is! VIVA! I mean, EXCELSIOR!

meowmeowmans said...

Yes! Now we can visit the Catican! All Hail Pope Keisha!

GizmoGeodog said...

I don't know CK ... there's a Pope contest going on over at Mollie's place...you may have some competition there ...not saying you wouldn't make a great Pope...can I go fur a ride in the Popemobile?

http://www.molliesdogtreats.co.uk/page/2/

Bocci said...

Ha! This is hilarious and so are the comments!

Anonymous said...

What??? Popes can't have pets?? Who said? That is the silliest thing we've heard all day! Go you, Pope Keisha!

Mollie said...

Oh'z youz jumped de smoke..wez not started voting'z yet and ther'z two'z more to go..BOL I fink'z youz should bee'z in our voting..Dat way, it'z weal fair..Who ever'z get'z picked haz got the title and de Popemobile.. I'z got that, at mez pad in the garage at the moment.Bawahhaaaaaa xxooxx Let'z keep'z in touch :)

Mollie and Alfie

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Wow what a dumb rule about the POPE not being allowed to have pets. That ranks right up there with not allowing the humans to use bc.

We concur you will be a much better Pope and we know you will put the humans on the right path. They seemed to have strayed a lot under the leadership of your predecessors.

All Hail Pope Keisha I!

The Island Cats said...

Wow! That's one complicated process to become pope. We think we'll stay cats. :)

Dorothy Abernathy said...

How come the Pope cannot have a pet? The new guy chose to be Pope Francis, wasn't Saint Francis the patron saint of animals? So he should have one! Silly rules.

What will you change your name to CK?
Purrs,
Mistletoe & Hitch
RWB

Cory said...

I think we'll just hang out here, smoke nip...create green smoke and make fun of each other.

We'll kiss your ring if you soak it in tuna juice.

The Cat From Hell said...

CJ if me was a Cardinal (not the bird) me would has voted for yous!
Kisses
Nellie

mog said...

Hilarious and pawsome, you make a great Pope.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Signs are bad, CK. Perhaps there's a role for us in the Curia.

We are said...

Being pope is too much work, and you always have to be good because everykitty is looking up to you...we'll let you have the job! MOL.

We did not know the pope cannot have pets!! They never told mommy that in school, but we don't doubt it's true. That's just really silly. We think the pope needs a nice kitty; kitties encourage peaceful thoughts :)

michico*Adan said...

Oah Pope Keisha!!!
I am with you~!!

Mollie said...

Youz up tomorrow'z xx00xxx

Mollie and Alfie

cbandkona said...

Keisha - You look amazing in gold robes.

Pasha said...

How about free Tuna for every kitty every day!

CATachresis said...

OK CK, can you give me absolution, I have sinned greatly, but can't be specific. Do you have a general kind of penance that would cover? >^,,^<

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

We wuz robbed, girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

why don't they ever think of us cats for the top job?! And you look great in the hold robes...just sayin'...

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Holy CAT! They didn't choose YOU?!? We agree with the Spitster, we wuz robbed.