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Erin Go Bragh


Roughly translated, Erin go Bragh means Ireland Forever. This is the one day of the year when we all get jiggy and become Leprechauns and the humans drink green beer. I've come up with a few leprechaun jokes for you. Enjoy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.

Q: Why does it take four Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.

Q: What's little and green and stuck to your bumper?
A: A leprechaun who didn't look both ways.

and finally,

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn't afford plane fare.

Before you indulge in the green nip beer or the Bailey's Irish Cream Whiskey, please go to Mollie & Alfie's and vote CK for Pope. Poping is serious business and I'm the cat for the job. Need I remind you I know where how to use my Pope Stick.


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  1. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalMarch 17, 2013 at 3:33 AM

    Happy St.Patrick's day :)
    Me and mom LOVED your jokes !
    XOXO

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comMarch 17, 2013 at 3:44 AM

    Those jokes made my human groan! Which is MUCH better than laughing, because her laugh hurts my sensitive ears!

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  3. UnknownMarch 17, 2013 at 5:51 AM

    Top of the morning to you Keisha. Thanks for the jokes and making us smile.
    Have a wonderful St Patricks' Day.
    Make it a good one.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Angel SimbaMarch 17, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    We laughed at the jokes. Happy St Patty's Day to you. The peeps here don't drink green drinks, but Dad really likes to eat soda bread, and corned beef and so on. Mom saw a picture of a green milkshake that looked yummy.

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  5. Brian's Home BlogMarch 17, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    Those were funny CK! Happy St. Patrick's Day dear friend!

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  6. brokenteepeeMarch 17, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Are you sure you WANT the job? That is a LOT of hard work

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  7. TamagoMarch 17, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    Hahaha funny jokes! Happy St Catrick's Day!

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  8. GLOGIRLYMarch 17, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    MOL!!!

    "... what a grand ole bulb he was..." HAHA!
    Love these, CK.

    We voted for your Popiness!

    Happy St. Paddy Day!
    love,
    Katie, Glogirly & Waffles 'O Too

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  9. Angel Ginger JasperMarch 17, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    Thanks for the laughter.. Happy St Patricks day Hugs GJ xx

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  10. SageMarch 17, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    A perfect day for some really cute jokes, Keisha. Do you have your Pope ones ready?

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  11. Katnip LoungeMarch 17, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    Mommy laughed and laughed at your jokes...we think she may have be hit with the Pope stick one too many times!

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  12. Fr. Tom FishMarch 17, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    CK, your popie highness--see, you have my vote already!

    Happy Patty's Day to you my stunning, wee lassie..hope you're having a wonderful day!

    Loved the jokes, especially the one about driving the snakes!

    Hehe

    All fur now,
    Tom xx

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  13. MariodacatMarch 17, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    ha ha - love the jokes and really love your Avatars. Happy St. Patrick's Day from your buddy O'Mario!

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  14. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenMarch 17, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    Erin go braless...

    love, Cody

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  15. UnknownMarch 17, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    LOL and MOL. Mom doesn't like beer, but she forgot about the Baileys, which, of course, she loves 'cause it is chocolate. Thanks for the reminder. Happy St. Pat's Day. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  16. wildcatwoodsMarch 17, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    Great post today! Happy St Pat's and thanks for coming to my party!

    Darby and Cats of wildcat woods

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  17. Just DuckyMarch 17, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    Happy St Pat's Day.

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  18. CATachresisMarch 17, 2013 at 6:43 PM

    hehe!! Happy St Paddy's Day CK xx

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  19. WillowMarch 17, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    Wha Wha! Serious CK cool jokes a happy Saint Paddy's day.

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  20. Karen JoMarch 17, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    Happy St. Patrick's Day! Thanks for the funny jokes. I think CK would make a great Pope.

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  21. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)March 17, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    Thanks for the jokes CK! I don't know about you for Pope tho....you do know Popes have to behave themselves right???

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  22. The Island CatsMarch 17, 2013 at 8:45 PM

    Haha! Thanks for the laughs, CK! We hope you didn't have too much green nip beer today! Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

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  23. A Tonk's TailMarch 17, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    Mommy's over here GROANING.... MOL!! Happy Green Day!

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  24. meowmeowmansMarch 17, 2013 at 9:29 PM

    A little short. MOL!

    Happy St. CATrick’s Day, CK!

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  25. GigiMarch 17, 2013 at 9:49 PM

    Wow, CK. I can't believe how bad I'm getting my Butt Beat over at that Pope-Voting blog. It's embarrassing, you know? I mean, a LadyCat is kicking my A$$ for POPE? Shoot, EVERYBODY is kicking my A$$. I'd be a GOOD Pope, dammit!

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  26. michico＊Adan＊Lego-小芥＊阿丹＊樂高March 17, 2013 at 11:02 PM

    Happy St.Patrick's day to you as well:)
    I just LOVE your post today!! So beautiful and greeny~~

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  27. Ellen WhyteMarch 18, 2013 at 1:16 AM

    MOL! Hope you enjoyed yourself. We did!

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  28. ClooneyMarch 19, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    Hey we just saw that you made Pope, congrats on that! You are sure to spice things up over there!

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  29. Savannah's Paw TracksMarch 20, 2013 at 6:44 PM

    I voted for you...are they ever gonna announce it or have I missed it?? I will dash over and check. Oh and luv'd the leprechaun jokes!

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