Friday, March 22, 2013

Flashback Friday with HHGutt

This blog post originally aired February 4, 2010 with 3 comments and is being repeated under protest of Cathy Keisha.

Buenos días! Me llamo Hernia Hernández Gutierrez but my amigos call me HHGutt. This is now my blog. I am the world's most stunning cat, even though I'm a mancat. I'm a tuxedo cat. Cathy Keisha is unavailable right now. I'm sure you are as happy as I am about that. Admit it, she's arrogant and over-bearing. I'm not. I'm sweet and charming.

At the computer typing this blog post

My family came across the border many years ago. I've worked as both a home health worker and a mouse catcher in a Mexican restaurant. I lost the first job after I couldn't show legal documentation. Do cats need documentation? Thank you Lou Dobbs.

CK's bed is so comfy. Yawn! Think I'll take a siesta.

Please come and visit me sometime. You are always welcome. I'm a nice cat, not like Cathy Keisha, who's in an undisclosed closet screaming her head off right now. Next, I will try to take over her Twitter account. See you there. Oopsy, Mom is home! Hasta luego amigos!

29 comments:

  1. Puto! What did you do with CK? Carramba!

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  2. Ha ha Keisha your blog has been hacked and next your twitter account.
    Yikes.
    Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. A quick call to INS is all you need CK

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  4. Oh no, that sweet looking kitty is a danger! Taking over your blog and bed, and Twitter account next! Gotta give him serious whapping!

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  5. CK , what have HHGutt done to you ??!!
    Me will call the FBI at once !!

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  6. How did you get into the closet? Did HH do that while TW was out?

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  7. Cathy Keisha in the closet!! Bet that doesn't happen very often!! Nice to meet you pal >^..^<

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  8. Ay caramba. HHGutt! What have you done with CK?

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  9. Okay - what's the ransom? We want CK back We want CK back WE want CK back!

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  10. HHGutt...we think you locked CK in that closet! She's gonna get you when she gets out of there so watch out!!

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  11. Well CK, on second thought I can't believe you took the blame for this HHGutt character. I'm sure he regretted ever trying to take over your blog!

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  12. Mommy is laffin her asterisk off!

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  13. It's very cute and imaginative. Glad to see you are getting more comments this time around. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  14. At least it's not a boobie hack, like my FB account a couple of days ago. Big boobs appeared and got sent around to innocent kitties.

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  15. We're MOL @ this post and the comments!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  16. Ahahah! CK, you'd better watch your back if HHGutt still lives with you!
    Purrs

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  17. Cat Carumba!
    HH Gutt had better watch his back.
    Or CK will show him her REALLY bad side.
    ; )

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  18. ai yi yi!

    that's all the Spanglish we Kats know!

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  19. Oh No CK, have you been catnapped????? Do you need to be rescued. We thinks this HHGutt sounds kinda dangerous. We are so worried about CK whose tough exterior hides a heart of gold.

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  20. CK is muy bonita!

    (now pass me an anchovie)

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  21. este gato es muy fake!...heh...heh

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  22. Oh dear, you're going to be in big trouble when you're Mom finds out you've locked Keisha in a closet! Nice to see you are so humble and unassuming :D

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  23. Oh, mi gato! Esto es una tragedia enorme! Nadie puede mantener Cathy Keisha pr mucho tiempo. Seriously, the Lou Dobbs comment is hilarious.

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  24. CK! This is shocking! Me thinks yous should give intruder Bities and Bunny Kicks!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  25. well this post brought down the house this time around. HHGutt is famous like you CK

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