Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Day–Betrayal

This little ghetto cat has come to talk about betrayal today. Who you may ax dares to betray Pope Keisha? The answer may surprise you.

Be honest, how many of you guessed that the Judas Iscariot in my condo is my Pop? No one! This is the story of how my Pop betrayed me.

The kiss.
You all know that TW had moved my tunnel into the hall after they put up the Christmas tree in December. You also remember what fun I had in that tunnel. TW used to joke that all roads led to the tunnel. I loved playing in the tunnel and running through it gave me much-needed exercise. I even made a wonderful movie in which I ended up in the tunnel. (Well, I thought it was wonderful but the Blogpaws people laughed and laughed because it wasn't all high tech and professional and crap. But that's another betrayal for another time.)

TW left my tunnel in the hall even after the Balsam moved on in January because I really liked it. Last week out of nowhere, Pop started griping and whining. Can you believe he said having the tunnel in the hall made me more aggressive? Do you believe he ordered it removed from the hall? Do you find it as hard to believe as I do? My Pop kisses me and then betrays me. MWAH! If he were Tony Soprano, I'd be whacked by now.

Now you see it …
now you don't and I want to know why.

It's always been open season on his ankles and feet when he passes me in the narrow hallway. It's nothing new. I'm afraid his size 10 ½'s are going to accidentally step on me so I'm proactive. I accidentally chomp down on his leg to remind him I'm standing here and he best not get too close. It's survival of the stunning. It has nothing to do with aggression or my beloved tunnel. Of course, the tunnel did make the narrow hall even narrower so I had to be even more proactive TW was as shocked as myself by the charges; but in the end, she gave in.

I miss my playtime in the hall. I'd look in the tunnel and TW would shine the smousy laser by the other end and I'd race through the tunnel to attack the laser. I'd chase it up and down the hall. Actually, that laser was the only one that should've complained that I was aggressive.

UPDATE: After Pop read my post today, he ordered my tunnel put back into the hall! Put another one in the Win column for CK! Way to go Pop!

37 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

That is just awful.
You should turn the hallway INTO a tunnel

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

That was no fair, CK! Just more proof that humans think only of themselves. You can't trust any of 'em.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Betrayed with a kiss! Oh how horrible! You poor dear girl! I say it's time to show him just exactly how aggressive you can be! Double the ankle attacks! hee hee

Molly The Wally said...

Shocking Keisha just shocking. How could Pop betray you so badly? Go bite the footies we say.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

da tabbies o trout towne said...

Eye noe this commint haz nothing ta due with this post, but eye wanted ta stop bye N say thanx... & if eye said thanx a bazillion timez...it wood still knot bee enuff...

thanx for stoppin by... N leevin condolences messagez for me....... N me mom....eye trooly appreciates this.....N me mom doez two.....

sendin de blessings oh St Francis two all......

love frum
sauce of fishbone: 2-6-03 ~~~~ 3-17-13

Mariodacatsmom said...

How dare Pops do that. I'm speechless because he was your best buddy and we all thought you were his best buddy! Traitor!

Kruse Kats said...

We would leave certain, um, stinkies in places where Pops walks so he gets the idea. Maybe if TW puts it back, you can stop biting her eyeball for a day?

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Scandalous, Pope CK! Scandalous!

Tamago said...

Oh no! How could your Pop betray you like that? My Goro loves to chase laser through tunnel, too.
I'm glad to see the update and the tunnel is back! I know Pop loves you too much to really betray you :-)

Marilia said...

=)))

Mollie said...

That is betrayal at it's worst..At least you made him feel so guilty, he ordered the tunnel to be put back.. MOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Bernadette said...

You tell 'em, girlfriend!

Brian said...

Well hooray CK, that was the Popely thing to do!

Anonymous said...

That was shocking and selfish! Have you forgiven him yet?

CatLadyDaily said...

CK - you look so sad! I hope you get your tunnel back! Feel better!

Kjelle Bus said...

CK your sad look sure did the trick with your Pop :)
XOXO

Selina said...

Hey hey! "Squeaky wheels/kittys" get the grease! HOORAY for putting the tunnel back! You just GO, girl!

PURRZ!
Selina

Selina said...

Hey hey! "Squeaky wheel" ... um ... kitty ... gets the grease! HOORAY for putting the tunnel back! You just GO, girl!

PURRZ!
Selina

Katie and Glogirly said...

PHEW!!! I was worried we were going to have to start a movement or something.

Cathy Keisha looking all pathetic (like in that last photo) holding a sign that says if she doesn't get at least elebenty-jillion likes, her tunnel won't come back.

For the love of COD!!!!

; ) Katie

GizmoGeodog said...

Guilting him into putting back the tunnel is a very Popish move CK...congrats on your use of power ;) I love that photo of you asking why...your face is so expressive

The Island Cats said...

Haha! We know who rules the roost at your house, CK!!

Ann Staub said...

Well, glad you got your tunnel back CK! Maybe your pop didn't want to have to sleep in sunglasses like the lady ;)

Janet Blue said...

We are glad to see that your pop can be influenced into changing his mind by your ratting him out. Looks like you have him right where you want him…under your stunning paw! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

CATachresis said...

See CK, Bloggers have POWER!!! way to go :)

Unknown said...

media coverage of openly hostile behavior usually gets a peep to back down...nice strategy CK; but then why be surprised it worked, cuz it IS YOU; Right?

Derby, Ducky said...

Yay for getting your tunnel back!

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

Uggg... betrayal by those you love the most is just awful. I'm happy TW and Pop realized their mistake and put your tunnel back.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The man needs some shin guards or something and YOU NEED YOUR TUNNEL.

LAND SHARK for the WIN! It's good to be old, says The Human.

The Cat From Hell said...

What a win for yous CK!
Kisses
Nellie

Sweet Purrfections said...

Way to train your pop! How dare he remove your tunnel. Truffle would go ballistic if Mom Paula removed her tunnel.

Anonymous said...

Firstly, congratulations as new Pope. I couldn't resist your campaign. Secondly, well done on winning the tunnel fight. You need to start out strong and fearless, which you clearly have done.

Karen Jo said...

I am so glad that you got your tunnel back where it belongs. Your man should just be more careful about getting too close to you in the hall.

Spyro

Father Tom said...

If we treat humans like cat toys and bat them around a bit, they do our bidding.

You did very well, my furriend!

CK, now that you've fallen in love with Tinker's tail, er, tale--are you turning your attention to his charms instead ::sniff:: ?

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Whew. I am glad your Dad knew what was good for him. He's a smart guy, eh?

Athena said...

Nice tunnel. Not surprised you wanted it back.

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Ceiling Cat would have brought, ahhh...well,ummmm...the ceiling down on Pops had he not relented after such a blog post. We wudda had to get a petition going and protesters out...ya' know; like the Trump rallies and whatnot *snicker*

Anonymous said...

ALRIGHT!!!!! It pays to pout sometimes....no doubt your Dad just KNEW that he'd made a big mistake ordering that tunnel to disappear.....give the guy a big score for getting the message CK!

Hugs, Sammy
Happy Tunneling