Monday, March 11, 2013

Whatchoo talkin' bout Woman?

Disclaimer: This blog post is rated R (HBO language, nudity)

TW's dad could be crass at times. He had an expression he used when TW or someone else couldn't make up their mind and was procrastinating. An off-color expression! Now TW is paraphrasing it to use on me and I don't like it a bit. In fact, I'm getting tired of hearing it. We're playing rockets or I'm hiding in the Tunnel of Love Bites stalking when suddenly TW will announce: "CK, shit or get out of the box!"


What the hay?? I wasn't IN the box, Woman! I was in my tunnel and you knew that and if someone is gonna dump in my tunnel, it's not gonna be me. Na mean? And if YOU choose to dump in my tunnel, you're gonna have to answer to both me AND Pop!! Capeesh?

I can't believe after all these years, TW doesn't know what the litter box is for. I guess that explains why she doesn't feel it's necessary to clean it.


And the nudity? It ain't happening. It was just a ruse to get you to read the blog post. BUT—if I get enough comments, you never know.

30 comments:

Simba said...

Humans have NO patience. Sheesh.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

cathy keisha....all we can say iz thanx cod ...we thinked ta R selves..how in de ba jezuz iz we gonna reed her post two day; noe inn full well her used de B werd

we iz happee ta say knot onlee wood ya look good nekkid, but we dinna see da dam

BURD werd

heer once :)

Ann Staub said...

LOL - well glad no one actually crapped in your tunnel!

Marilia said...

Smack!

Kruse Kats said...

Mom says, "No wait Parker!" Let me clean it first before you use it!" He has mom SO trained. MOL

Kjelle Bus said...

*MOL*
Never heard that saying before , but I know another one that have the word shit in it :)
If something smells really bad my mom-person say´s = It smell moore like shit than cake

Brian said...

I am sure glad there wasn't a mystery present in the tunnel too CK!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Hee hee, your human is funny!
By the way.. I think there is some nudity there.. I don't even see a collar! Good thing you're in the tunnel! MOL

Mariodacat said...

I've never heard that myself, but M said she's heard it. ha ha - kind of a dumb saying if you ask me! I'm with you CK.

Katnip Lounge said...

Take it ALL off, CK!

meowmeowmans said...

We're with you, CK. No surprises in the tunnel, please!

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

MOL! Humans have no patience at all. No wonder they can't stalk things.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

it worked :)

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

You made my mommy laugh. I mean, REALLY laugh.
That was scary, girl!
QUINN

michico*Adan said...

I don't think you gonna have any surprise in the tunnel either!! We are with you.

Katie and Glogirly said...

We were really hoping for the nudity.
Even covered up W2's eyes.
heh, heh
; ) Katie

The Island Cats said...

Humans...sheesh....

JessieJaney said...

Humans sure have funny sayings xxx's

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

CK, You is awl-ways tastefully nude.

The Human's dad used to say that too!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

CK, I am surprised your human even DARED talking to you like that! Maybe she needs some remedial lessons...

Mr Puddy said...

Great your Pop is on your side !
and for sure I fink...your mom Capeesh !...tee..heh..heh

Molly The Wally said...

Tunnel Remains Poopless! Stop breaking news.....LOL! Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

CATachresis said...

Huh! Rushed over and all for nothing … well … not nothing ….. but that's what I wanted, CK wearing nothing!!!! >^,.^<

Selina said...

Blue language! A little spice to the blog, CK!? You just GO, girlie!

Nudity? I can't see you w/a shave job. Of course, with our beautiful furs, we're nude all the time. So, knowing that, I didn't completely buy the nudity bit but ...

Besides, it was MomKatt's salacious curiosity that I blame.

It's my story, I'm sticking to it!

PURRZ!
Selina

Anonymous said...

At least it isn't called the Love Tunnel O' Stink! MOL!

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

*snicker* HUMANS. Who can figure them out? And the litterbox? We feel your pain.

The Cat From Hell said...

Hey! My Mommy says that too! Do they goes to Mom school to learn that?
Kisses
Nellie

Anonymous said...

OMC!!! I cannot believe that TW would say THAT to YOU!!!...covers eyes with paws...tell me it ain't so CK, purrlease...

GizmoGeodog said...

TW's dad and my momz mom must have been friends cause grandmomz used the same expression...TW must have gotten too close to the nip to say that to you

Katie Isabella said...

CK! My word! Goodness sakes! BUT...of course your tunnel will be spotless. The very idea it would be otherwise is beyond comprehension.