Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Wednesday Word of the Week—Dinosaurs!

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!

CK: Hear that? It the telephone. Answer it, Woman!

TW: Hello? Hi Rick. There's a package at the front desk? I'll be down to pick it up! Thanks!

CK: That better be for me cos I'm expecting a lot of stuff!

Four hours later after the peeps come back from Pathmark …

TW: Hi Gustavo. I take it you have something for Cathy Keisha? I know it can't be for us.

Gus: She gets ALL the mail! Ha ha! She must be some cat!

Several minutes later …

TW: Your toys from Tiny Pearl Cat (that I won in Marg's auction for Mini) came. I'll open it after I put the groceries away. We bought you more Fancy Feast.

CK: *looks at the clock* YOU'RE LATE! I should have been fed almost 2 hours ago. I'm starving so get your butt in gear and fetch me some grub! STAT! Someone is gonna get bitten and *nom nom nom nom*

Still later …

She finally opened my package. I sniffed. I went nutz! I rubbed all over my new nip dinosaurs. I rubbed some more. I bit! I kicked! And guess what? You're gonna have to take my word for it cos none of this was documented on film. She gave some lame excuse about the table being too cluttered or something. She sez she didn't want to scare me away from my new toys since I rarely play with nip toys. Oh, eventually she did get out the camera to take a video of me in action but … I BOLTED!!! Bwaaahahaaa!


What choo doin' Woman? That's right, place the toys on my back.
No one will know this is your lame attempt to get me to pose.

"Everycat should have a nip toy from Tiny Pearl Cat. The tails are actual
rabbit fur! It's as soft as me (not that I condone killing animals for their fur)."

Now through the magic of Photoshop, I never have to go through the torture of posing with stuff again. I can be placed anywhere in the world without actually being there! I think I like this Photoshop stuff. On top is the overexposed picture of me with the dinosaurs laying on my back; on the bottom is the Photoshopped picture of me admiring my new toys. I look like I'm doing a print advert for Pearl's Field of Zoooms catnip! Is it real or is it Memorex! We want to thank Glogirly for making my eyes look right in the bottom picture. Woman, maybe the Word of the Week should be Photoshop!

30 comments:

Kjelle Bus said...

First I thought you meant your humans , when I read this wednesday word *mol*

The Nip Dinosaurs look´s great , maybe even I would play with them that doesn´t like Nip that much ??

I wish my mom had Photoshop on her computer !!


Shiva and Jaya said...

We all seems to get ameowzing gifts these days. Yous is bootiful, but ours is incredibiliciously splendidly gorgeous.

Katie Isabella said...

Mario said his toys were so enticing his M could hardly get them settled in the house...even thru the wrappings!

Prudence said...

Those dinosaurs look terrific! WE've heard that Tine Pearl Cat's nip is primo!

Colehaus Cats said...

OMC! Seriously, Nip Dinosaurs? With tails even? Oh, you look like you're having so much fun that we want some of these too!

Marg said...

Our Person is trying to learn Photoshop but not getting very far. She is determined to learn how to do it.
Glad you got your toys already. That is terrific.They look really nice.
Take care.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

meowloz CK, we iz new ta yur site; nice ta meet ....hope ya FINAL LEE getted sum fancy feast.....if knot; stop by trout towne anytime, we alwayz haz foodz on de grill....in de frig ore on da dinner plates !!! haza grate whitefish kinda wednesday; peace out N rock on, long live trout

Baby Patches said...

OMC! NIP Dinos! Momma has to gets on that right now! MOL

Sorry TW was so late getting you your grub, it happens to us too.

Yay for dinos though! *high paws*

Katnip Lounge said...

So. Do dinosaurs taste like chikkun?

Molly The Wally said...

Dino nip , nice one. Enjoy Keisha and have fun. Wonderful Wednesday to you.
Best wishes Molly

CATachresis said...

Tuna tasting dinosaurs would be real cool!

love
Austin aka "hot dude” ;)

Sparkle said...

My human knows Photoshop. And she STILL makes me pose! Is that criminal or what!?

Nice dinosaurs, BTW!

Mariodacat said...

I tell you - that Tiny Pearl's NIP is the BEST EVER. It's even better than SilverVine, although Silver vine is a close second. I went nuts for it.

Brian said...

You always look your best CK, photoshop or not! Cool toys though!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Wow, awesome toys!

Cherry City Kitties said...

Wow! Awesome Nip-a-saurus ! the Momma is just starting to learn Gimp so maybe we can not have to pose all the time, she can just use us over again!

Katie and Glogirly said...

The word of EVERY week over here is Photoshop! haha!
And for the record, the cameras never work when the table is cluttered. Ours won't even work if the bed's not made.

; ) Katie

Cat Lady Daily said...

Very cute! :)

Fusa said...

Those dinosaurs look awesome - enjoy!

The Cat From Hell said...

Photoshop is my friend.
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

Those dinosaurs look fun, CK! Our mom is too lame to learn photoshop so we're forced to pose with stuff. But that doesn't mean we hafta cooperate.

Prancer Pie said...

Ohh, your dinos look like lots of fun! Those authentic tails would get a lot of drools at our house!

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

This is a great post, CK! Love it ;)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

CK, That is some Rockin' 'Shoppin! SumHuman's getting very skilled with the wand tool ;-) This is not all good though--you nefur know what incriminating picture she might create. BTW, Fanks so much for the alibi. I appreciate a good alibi and this one was cattastic! XOXOXO

Sweet Purrfections said...

Our mom is experimenting with Photo shop now, too. Kind of reminds our mom of the old commercial question, "does she or doesn't she?" Makes us wonder who's photoshopped and who isn't.

Clarissa said...

The only dinosaurs we know is our mom and uncle!!! They are OLD!!! MOL

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

We agree with Katie. Mom Forbids the camera from use when the house isn't tidy (MOL) Silly humans.

DINOS though? We gonna hafta consider those if YOU like them!

Katz Tales said...

Those Nip Saurs look great!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hi Darling, I hope you come see me kill my fishie with my mighty (uncurled) paws! XOXOXO

Willow said...

CK this photshop is pawsome no more posing unless you decree and the human still gets to put stuff on you for some cool reactions.