Friday, October 19, 2012

Caturday Hostage Crisis Looms

Quick! Into the tunnel! Where can I teleport myself Caturday??
In lieu of today's foto frenzy, I want to say a few words about the horrible weekend I'm about to have. Can you believe the peeps are having MONSTERS INTRUDERS over Caturday without axing my permission? Remember, I'm formerly feral and I only put up with my peeps. If even one other person comes over, I go crazypants into my office UTB—without food or water—until they're gone. The most intruders I can remember here at once were 3 and TW says they'll be more than three times that amount. That's like a hunnert humans which is enough to give this little ghetto kitteh a heart attack! What if they're still here when it's time for my 4 pm FF tuna? How long will they stay? They may even steal my stuff!!!!  I can't believe TW wouldn't even send me a FB invite so I could comment on the page and beg people to bring me toys tell everyone it was cancelled. I need an escape route. Rest assured, I'll. get. my. revenge!!

26 comments:

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Miss CK, your humans really do not deserve the wonderfulness that is you.

Maybe to teach them a lesson you should have some h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶c̶a̶t̶s ̶ friends over?

Marg said...

CK, Oh that just makes us shudder. Strange people in the house, how horrible. We go UTB for hours and eventually come sneaking out. Hope you make it through that visit all right.

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Keisha find a nice hidey place and stay calm friend. Hopefully your castle will be your own again after the weekend. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Mariodacat said...

Maybe if those oonmans that are coming over to visit are reading this, maybe they'll cancel - you should be so lucky. Gasp! what if they bring a d.o.g. with them.. Shudder. Well, you can hold your own with any d.o.g I'm sure. You'll have to seek revenge for sure.

Marilia said...

Beautiful tunnel!!!!!!!

Brian said...

Oh my, UTB sounds like the best option...best stash some food away!

Prancer Pie said...

We think this revenge will be epic! Mebbe your peeps will give you extra FF before the introoders arrive. Good luck, CK. xoxo

Clarissa said...

We are so sad that you hide when visitors come to your house. Most us are pretty social and want to see what is going on when someone comes in! And if it is a repairman some of us will even snoopervise! But since you will be hiding in your office, we hope the visitors won't stay too long!

Michelle said...

Of course you'll get your revenge. You always do!

The Paw Relations said...

Oh no. that tunnel looks like a good place to start. Telepport over here.

brandi said...

You can come visit me. It's always pretty quiet around here.
Bring your own toys. We gots lots of litter and foodies and water!
Do you purrfurs ice in your water?
Oh, and we has lots of blankies!
Come visit Minnesota!

Katie Isabella said...

Come on over here! Mom has some cool music we can play!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Be strong, CK. Remember, you've got claws, you've got fangs and I KNOW you are not afraid to use them.

Just to be safe, better lock up all the valuables.

; ) Katie

Sparkle said...

Ugh, CK! I hate guests too. They cramp my style. I will come out and make an entrance, but then my human usually has to pick me up and she actually LETS THE GUESTS TOUCH ME! It's horrible!

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

If any one can survive human guests, it's you CK! ;) You can do it! You know you can! (And don't forget to show 'em the claws if they start invading your space)
purrrs

Fluffbomb said...

Dear CK, I unnerstand completely. You know my Aunt and your cousin Mindy is going to be there. Try to be brave...she thinks you are stunning.

XOXOX, Fluffbomb

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh poor dear sweetheart!
Ok, hang on... lets try to find some good that MIGHT come out of this... Take a deep breath. Ok, there's this: Just think of all the new interesting scents these people will bring from who knows where. They might have treats in the pockets of coats or jackets, which are usually put on beds, so remember that when you look for a place of escape. They might actually bring you a toy or treat... yeah I know, but you can have it after they leave! Your parents might feel guilty enough to give you extra treats, toys and pets! Start plotting your revenge though, cause you never know!

The Island Cats said...

CK, we totally unnerstand. We hate when strange peeps come over to our house and we usually hide UTB the whole time they are here. Well, 'cept Wally...he hides at first but then goes out to check if the introoders have any foods for him.

We hope your introoders don't stay too long.

Ernie

CATachresis said...

And .. ………. BREEEEAAAATTTHE !!! CK it'll be all right, really it will. You just have to smile and be shallow until they go. Then it is revenge time!! kay?

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Oh my cat, CK! To borrow from Ralph Waldo E, ya better start countin' them spoons now!!

Pumpkinpuddy said...

Oh dear! That's terrible. Maybe you should stock up some tuna and water under the bed so you don't have to go hungry.

Love the howloween look!

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Oh, no, CK. Stay strong. And make sure that TW gives you extra treats and tuna to make up for the indignity of having to spend all that time UTB.

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Maybe you can get members of your former street gang to do a drive by hiss and scare them off!

Katz Tales said...

Come and visit us! YOu can hide under our bed as long as you like.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Is it a wake for the Yankees? (Heh heh).

Well, the only solution is this: You must have YOUR OWN ROOM. It must contain a clean box, nice clean bowls of water, stinky goodness, crunchies and/or treats. A few mousies or two are essential. Easy and quiet UTB access is crucial. And most of all, A FIRMLY CLOSED DOOR with a Do Not Disturb sign. IF you get all that, I'll pop over tomorrow and help you pass the time till those stoopy human introodurs LEAVE like they should.

Anonymous said...

ppsssstttt...CK...its Caturday now...are you OK??...did the 'truders leave yet?? We have some coming to night too...they will be here for probably hours and hours...what if they don't feed me first? what if I don't get my before bed time play time?? We should have planned to hang out together I think...sigh