Monday, April 11, 2016

Why Won't the Peeps Let Me Have a Pet?

Why Won't the Peeps Let Me Have a Pet?

Today is National Pet Day. Bet you didn't know that. I dunno about you but I've always wanted a pet of my very own; someone to play with and boss around. I plead with the peeps to get me a pet. They're always too busy to play with me. I know I can take care of a pet. A pet would never be too busy to play with me. By pet I don't mean a brofur or sisfur cat either. Don't you think the peeps should get me a pet?

The peeps have tried bringing other cats into my condo but it never works out. There was Mitzi who came home with me but that didn't work out for either of us until I sent her packing.

Why Won't the Peeps Let Me Have a Pet?
Isabel Tamika

Then there was Isabel Tamika, the unlucky tortie. She came for a trial run a few years ago. TW wanted to put her in a safe room—not that we have one—and innerduce us gradually. Linda said all her cats were socialized so that wouldn't be necessary. Isabel loved on TW all day and played with my toys while I angrily holed up on Pop's bed. When Pop came home and called for her, the jealous streak in me finally erupted. I charged her with teeth and claws bared and ears back. Isabel went back to the safety of Linda's house until she found her furever home.

Why Won't the Peeps Let Me Have a Pet?

I'm not talking about stuffies either. I have plenty of those dirty, smelly things taking up room on the beds. It's no fun bossing them around or attacking them cos they don't feel pain.

Why Won't the Peeps Let Me Have a Pet?

I'm talking about a dog, gerbil, goat, turtle, hedgehog or maybe a guinea pig or the cow in the top pic. I'd feed it and take it out for walks. If it was bad, I'd punish it—Boy would I punish it! I wouldn't be lonely anymore if'n I had my own pet. I want to adopt a pet for National Pet Day.

Yep, wouldn't it be nice to have a pet? What kind of pet would you like?

25 comments:

  1. I has a pet dog. Well, supposedly she's my sisfur, but yeah, we know who are really in charge.

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  2. I thought humans were pets - am I wrong?

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  3. We love Summer's answer!

    CK, we suspect TW won't let you have a pet because she's afraid you'll teach it to bite her, too. Do you think you could promise not to do that?

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  4. *clears throat* I begged for years for a kitty of my very own. I promised to take care of it, protect it, teach it to play nice, and everything else I could think of. You know I got my pet 2 years ago. WOW, what a handful she is. I begged for the pawents to take her back to where she came from because she can really be a bully. Pawents said nope, you wanted a pet. Deal with it.

    I also have guinea pigs for pets. I am their babysitter. They are wonderful pets that don't bite but don't like being bopped on the head neither. I always get in trouble for that. But a word to the wise.... they sure poop and pee alot.

    Once Cinnamon , the guinea pig was crawling on my back while I laid in the floor. His little feet felt like tiny messages until I felt my back getting wet. He PEED on me! I jumped up and he fell on the floor with I know a gazillion butt kibbles!

    Molly Mew is always getting in trouble for trying to bitey the piggies. I think I would cross guinea pig off my list..oh, and cows. Their poop is great to roll in but those patties can be bigger than you.

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  5. A pet would be fun, wouldn't it, CK? I think my kitties would love a pet. They'd probably like a mouse to toy with. In fact, I know they would. Did you know that with four cats and a dog in the house, not too long ago a baby mouse was found running across my living room floor? And what did the kitties do? They played with. Gently, though, so as not to hurt it. This human here had to get rid of the little rodent herself.

    Well, CK, I hope you can convince your humans to get you a pet! Having something to boss around would be great, wouldn't it? Purrs!

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  6. Pros and cons for singlet v pets. Con - they use your litter box. Pro - you get to eat their food if they look away. Can't say which is easier to live with.

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  7. Goro doesn't like cat and he hisses at even kittens. (I'm glad he finally accepted Niko!) But he doesn't seem to mind dogs. I imagine you'll be very happy to have a dog as your pet :-)

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  8. You wouldn't let that adorable little Isabel live with you??? She was too cute for words!

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  9. A friend of mine has a pet rock called Bashful...maybe you could have a pet rock?xx Speedy

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  10. You are a bit of a meanie. My cats would like to have a turtle again or maybe some hermit crabs.

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  11. I sure would like a pet mouse CK. I love playing with mice...I don't want to eat them....lord love a duck, no! They're all furry and I hate fur in between my teeth. I promise to feed it any of the food I don't like. We have a big Pagoda water fountain so it could drink and I could bathe it when I slobber on it too much. We have a huge tent...we don't like it anymore so the mouse could live in it. Cow Kitty likes it and he takes a nap in it when he drops by so the mouse would have to find something else to do while Cow Kitty visits. Yes indeed....I NEED a pet mouse. MOL

    Shoko

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  12. Ck we hate to agree with your parents but we don't think you are cut out to be a pet parent. Remember you would have to spoil it,and clean up after it.

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  13. I can tell you that a goat would not make a good condo pet. They just poop wherever they want. In all honesty I thought the peeps were your pets.

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  14. I would be your pet because I know you wouldn't attack me!

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  15. CK......just due KNOT get a squirrelz ore a deer; az they BOTH iz az vizshuz az de day iz long..... N when yur bored de day seemz like de longest in de hiss tree oh dayz ~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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  16. CK, I didn't know you were lonely. Perhaps a turtle would be best for you. They won't compete for cuddles with TW. And if you get mad at it, it will just retreat to its shell and ignore you.

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  17. Yes, CK you should have a pet of your own. In fact, so should I. I'm going to ask M for a pair of gerbils. They can be kept in a big fish aquarium and they are so much fun to watch. And, they are not afraid of cats as their natural predator would be hawks, owls, large birds. They are desert animals. it was fun having sisfur's gerbils here when their two kitties stayed with us. We spent hours watching them.

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  18. Maybe one or more goldfishes? With a cover on their bowl?

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  19. I agree with Simba, maybe some ><(((º> would entertain you CK!

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  20. I once had a pet lady bug, CK. I called her Louise. She stuck around for awhile and then disappeared. I wonder where she went. ~Wally

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  21. I bring pet mice into the house sometimes. The Mr and Mrs always seem less than pleased. Don't know why. Love, Toffee. That's Purrfect

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  22. You're best bet is to get a stuffed toy pet. That way YOU still get all of the attention!
    Clever, no?

    Noodle and crew

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  23. Funny thing, today on the radio Mom heard that hedgehogs are illegal in New Jersey. Just one of those weird facts that come at the right time!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  24. You might enjoy walking your cow, darling, but you wouldn't enjoy her using your littler box, ha ha meow! Darling, I have missed you and missed you and my Human is just going crazy. She's been playing principal this week and the whole thing is just one disaster after another. Plus, she's almost useless to me. Plus, hiring teachers is the worst thing EVER. Could you teach chemistry, CK???? Well, me neither. XOXOXOXO

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  25. Um, we were under the impression that our Mom and Dad are our pets...

    Love,

    Gracie and Zoe

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