Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Wednesday Word—Klepto


I gained a new-found respect for TW. She's been trying to get rid of some stuff lately that's actually not mine—which on its own is something to marvel at. Yesterday, she pulled out a pair of sunglasses and, lo and behold, the store security thingy was still attached. I don't know how she managed to get out of Macys, but she did! Maybe she's not that bad after all.

She claims that she paid for them. Come on, Woman. The statute of limitations must be over. They can't touch you! They were $27 sunglasses which she claims she paid a lot less for. I bet you did, Woman! HAH! Sale, my tail. You got them for FREE! Listen, I wouldn't pay $27 for them either. She said that isn't the first time Macys left the security thingy on something she bought. Heh heh! I know I'm from Jersey City but I can add 2 + 2 and it equals The Woman is a Klepto! This also explains why she didn't apply for that elf job last Christmas. They no doubt told her they'd let her go this time but if they ever saw her in the store again, she'd be apprehended. And I thought she was just lazy. Unfortunately, the evidence was disposed of before I could photograph it. You can bet I'm not gonna let her forget this!!

Sleeping next to some of my ill-gotten booty.

This little ghetto kitteh has pilfered her share of stuff. Anything that falls on the floor becomes mine. I have coated rubber bands, bread ties; you name it, I've got it! Check out the picture above and you can take inventory with me. Smousey—mine. Smousey laser—mine. Pen—mine. Mini highlighter—all mine. If my face was in focus, I probably have one eye open to make sure that Klepto Woman doesn't take it. In fact, I've even got stuff the peeps don't KNOW I have but that's between you and me.


Check it out! I even liberated Pop's chair right out from under him! If you look closely, you'll see some of my other "found" treasures on top of the scratcher. That's where I like to hide them. I can climb up there but the peeps can't.

I ax you not to judge TW too harshly. I already have!

While Plush CK and TW are in Nashville at Blogpaws, I’m reposting same funny blogs from the past. This one is from May 9, 2012.

24 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hello my sweet girl, Listen "forget mi casa es su casa" -- "su stuff es tu stuff" is what you gotta live by--and clearly you do. The Human spent a few hours at "work" today and then came home and slept for three hours. She's just pathetic. Sorry TW 'bandoned you....but now you've got Pop all to yourself. SCORE! XOXOXOX also--blue pillow anytime you want, My Darling!

Lone Star Cats said...

I'm a bit of a klepto kitty too.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I'm always stealing stuff out of my human's desk drawer - well, technically it's NOT stealing because they are things that belong to me, like sparkly balls and stuff.

Austin Towers said...

*whispers* don't tell anyone, CK, but I don't pick anything up in my mouth in the house at all. I don't steel, pilfer or purloin! The human thinks I'm ninepence to the shilling and not a real cat at all! Heehee!

The Daily Pip said...

That's hysterical! I like to steal stuffed animals out of the little human's room.

Carol Lowbeer said...

We were trained by our real mama not to pick up the stuff, BUT we DO SIT on (and protect) whatever seems reasonable, especially articles our owner might want to take to work. We respect those who have the courage to go further and take ownership, the way you do! - Signed, Peaches & Paprika

Hannah and Lucy said...

We only steal food from each others bowls and that doesn't count as stealing!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I am glad you reposted this one because I wasn't reading blogs back then and this was a great post. That is too funny, in TW's defense, I have gone home with purchases that still had that on them and didn't beep.

The Island Cats said...

Most of our stolen goods end up under the china cabinet. It's the real thief around here.

Tamago said...

I wonder how she could get out of store with the security thingy still on!
Goro has the same policy about things falling on floor to become his. You must have a whole collection of things :-)

Marilia Bavaresco said...

<3

Penelope TheCatFromHell said...

Tee! Hee!! It takes one to knows one!
Kisses
Nellie

Mariodacat said...

He he you are ln a roll with trashing TW today. Better be good...she ought bring you something ice from the conference.

Anonymous said...

I'm SURE you're right and I'm equally SURE TW knows you are and that you will remind her that you know as frequently as pawsible. Oh yeah......blackmail can be beautiful.

Hugs, Sammy

The Swiss Cats said...

We both steal food, and Pixie steals plushies and toys ; she always brings the toys in the garden ! Purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK...we hada stat chew that had limatationz two, til sum one knocked it over N it busted inta 35.9 peecez

frank lee we think ya knead ta due sum seerchin while TW iz outta de houz....cod onlee knowz what else ya mite find...chex under de mattrezz... coz peepulz like ta squirrel stuff under it.... then fuzz when they due knot get a good nite sleepz

♥♥♥

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

CK we're gonna have to come over and spend some time with you and learn your tricks!!!

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Never a dull moment with TW, is there?

Katie Isabella said...

Hm. I may need to transport over and get some tips!

Brian said...

Ya can't have too much stuff CK!

meowmeowmans said...

Bwahahahaha! We could definitely learn some things from you, CK!

The Indulged Furries said...

I try to steal mom's hair rubber bands, but she won't let me leave the bathroom with them.

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

Uh oh TW! Better watch out, them coppers might come get ya!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

Vanessa Morgan said...

Have fun in Nashville!