Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cinco de Mayo Falls on the Fifth

Today is Cinco de Mayo and I have a funny story for you that transpired over the weekend. During lunch on Saturday, TW mentioned Tuesday was Cinco de Mayo. Pop said “no, Cinco de Mayo is Monday.” TW tried spelling things out for him. “Today is the 2nd, Sunday the 3rd …” but Pop was insistent. No, what was TW thinking? Of course it was Monday. Pop had a #senile moment. He confessed later he was thinking of May 4th and the Kent State tragedy 45 years ago.

I now turn the floor over to our resident comedienne, ME.

Hola amigos! Happy Cinco de Mayo! Have you used the litter box? Are you ready to laugh?

Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
A: Arriba McEntire.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
A: Because there is no tres-passing.

Q: How do you teach a Mexican to swim?
A: Put a fence in front of the pool.

And, finally, drum roll please!

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

All jokes courtesy jokes4us.com.

I am HHGutt and I do not approve of these jokes!

I’m also doing a comedy routine over at the TCC and DJing Chilipawty on Twitter at 3 pm.


Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh man, CK, those jokes made my human groan! I had to leave because her groaning was annoying me.

Lone Star Cats said...

Happy cinco de mayo CK!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo, CK!

The Swiss Cats said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo ! Purrs

Vanessa Morgan said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

LOVE your jokes . CK <3
In Sweden we make similar jokes about the Norwegians :)

Happy Cinco de Mayo !


Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Me again :)
Here comes a couple of jokes about Norwegians :)

"Do you know why the Norwegians go out on the balcony when there is lightning?"
"They think they will be photographed."

"What does the sign say in Norwegian roundabouts?"
"Maximum eight laps."

"How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?"
"You swim down and tap on the door !"

Cats Herd You said...

Happy Sinko de Meowmeow! Our human grandfather's birthday is the day after the holiday, so the head peep keeps careful track of what day it is. The one year she had it wrong, it was embarrassing to phone him with birthday wishes the wrong day. Your pop isn't the only one with #senilemoments.

Cathy Keisha said...

MOL! Those are funny!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Love the jokes CK and you too Kjelle! Great stuff!
Arriba Arriba!


Happy Cinco de Meow CK!

Brian said...

Those were funny CK! Hope you are doing some better girl. Happy Pointy Hat Day!

Kitties Blue said...

CK, We are with HH Gutt. A couple of those jokes were rather politically incorrect. But as you are a cat, you can probably get away with it. Have a fund day. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

you are lookin' fine CK!! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK...tellz popz now de food serviss gurl feelz az old az her lookz..... ~~~~~ happee cinco de mayo ♥♥♥

Robin said...

MOL You are so funny CK! No tres-passing! Oh brother. I love corny jokes! Thank you for the chuckle.
-Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

meowmeowmans said...

Happy Cinco de Meow-YO, CK! We liked your joke about Arriba McIntyre. :)

Dash Kitten Crew said...

CK Definitely groanworthy! CK you look awesome - nice to see you looking so festive!!

CATachresis said...

Happy chinko de thingy to you too!! Those yokes were awful!!! MOL

Anonymous said...

MOL Yous so funny CK. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Team Tabby said...

Love the jokes! Happy Cinco de Mayo to you!


pilch92 said...

Great jokes :) Happy Cinco De Mayo! You look great in your sombrero.

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

I love politically incorrect CK :) Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!

Unknown said...

Happy Cinco!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

Unknown said...

Wes is totally politically incorrect at our house! Wes loved them all!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those jokes made me laugh, and Kjelle's too.

Anonymous said...

CK thanks for stopping by the CB - totally enjoyed the giggles..........made my day!!!!!!

Hugs, Sammy

Fur Everywhere said...

Your jokes were cute and funny, CK!

Tamago said...

Love the Juan on Juan joke :-)
I hope you had a fun Cinco de Mayo!