Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cinco de Mayo Falls on the Fifth


Today is Cinco de Mayo and I have a funny story for you that transpired over the weekend. During lunch on Saturday, TW mentioned Tuesday was Cinco de Mayo. Pop said “no, Cinco de Mayo is Monday.” TW tried spelling things out for him. “Today is the 2nd, Sunday the 3rd …” but Pop was insistent. No, what was TW thinking? Of course it was Monday. Pop had a #senile moment. He confessed later he was thinking of May 4th and the Kent State tragedy 45 years ago.

I now turn the floor over to our resident comedienne, ME.

Hola amigos! Happy Cinco de Mayo! Have you used the litter box? Are you ready to laugh?

Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
A: Arriba McEntire.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
A: Because there is no tres-passing.

Q: How do you teach a Mexican to swim?
A: Put a fence in front of the pool.


And, finally, drum roll please!

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

All jokes courtesy jokes4us.com.

I am HHGutt and I do not approve of these jokes!

I’m also doing a comedy routine over at the TCC and DJing Chilipawty on Twitter at 3 pm.

29 comments:

  1. Oh man, CK, those jokes made my human groan! I had to leave because her groaning was annoying me.

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  2. LOVE your jokes . CK <3
    In Sweden we make similar jokes about the Norwegians :)

    Happy Cinco de Mayo !

    XOXO

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  3. Me again :)
    Here comes a couple of jokes about Norwegians :)

    "Do you know why the Norwegians go out on the balcony when there is lightning?"
    "No!"
    "They think they will be photographed."

    "What does the sign say in Norwegian roundabouts?"
    "Maximum eight laps."


    "How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?"
    "You swim down and tap on the door !"

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  4. Happy Sinko de Meowmeow! Our human grandfather's birthday is the day after the holiday, so the head peep keeps careful track of what day it is. The one year she had it wrong, it was embarrassing to phone him with birthday wishes the wrong day. Your pop isn't the only one with #senilemoments.

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  5. Love the jokes CK and you too Kjelle! Great stuff!
    Arriba Arriba!

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  6. Those were funny CK! Hope you are doing some better girl. Happy Pointy Hat Day!

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  7. CK, We are with HH Gutt. A couple of those jokes were rather politically incorrect. But as you are a cat, you can probably get away with it. Have a fund day. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  8. you are lookin' fine CK!! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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  9. CK...tellz popz now de food serviss gurl feelz az old az her lookz..... ~~~~~ happee cinco de mayo ♥♥♥

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  10. MOL You are so funny CK! No tres-passing! Oh brother. I love corny jokes! Thank you for the chuckle.
    -Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

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  11. Happy Cinco de Meow-YO, CK! We liked your joke about Arriba McIntyre. :)

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  12. CK Definitely groanworthy! CK you look awesome - nice to see you looking so festive!!

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  13. Happy chinko de thingy to you too!! Those yokes were awful!!! MOL

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  14. MOL Yous so funny CK. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  15. Love the jokes! Happy Cinco de Mayo to you!

    Mindy
    Moe
    Mike
    Cookie

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  16. Great jokes :) Happy Cinco De Mayo! You look great in your sombrero.

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  17. I love politically incorrect CK :) Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!

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  18. Wes is totally politically incorrect at our house! Wes loved them all!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  19. Those jokes made me laugh, and Kjelle's too.

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  20. CK thanks for stopping by the CB - totally enjoyed the giggles..........made my day!!!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  21. Your jokes were cute and funny, CK!

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  22. Love the Juan on Juan joke :-)
    I hope you had a fun Cinco de Mayo!

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