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My Weekend by CK


Happy Monday morning. I thought I’d tell you what I did over the weekend—or what I didn’t do.  My peeps were out practically all day Saturday with Prudence’s humans. I had no one to talk to or play with. There were no drone flights. For those who don’t know, Pop and I got a DRONE for Christmas and I love to watch it fly—or sputter. Pop isn’t too good getting it up in the air. Oh, yeah, I attacked Pop early Saturday morning. No consequences cos he’s not a drama queen like TW.

Sunday, my purrayers were answered when Uncle Vince came ALONE without the sticky little human who gives woofies rectal exams. I quickly went into my office UTB. I wasn’t taking any chances. She could be lurking in the hall just waiting to come in and stick her finger where it shouldn’t go. They went out before breakfast for a day of drinking and debauchery breakfast and shopping and came home days later. They also drove Fraser Jr. off to places unknown and ditched his body. I doubt he’ll ever be found. RIP Fraser Jr.

After deserting me you better have brought me something!

In an unusual turn of events, TW—of all people—remembered she had a cat. Of course she turned down meat with her breakfast rather than bring me a kitteh bag. I won’t hold that against her too much cos of what happened next.

After they did their boring box store shopping where they bought tons of things they don’t need, TW told Uncle Vince she wanted to go into PetSmart and buy some stuff. She wound up spending over a hunnert dollars on me, all of which she called early Gotcha Day prezzies. Of course, this was my money I earned by promoting stuff on this blog. At least she spent my money on me for once and not herself. I got unscented STORE BRAND cat litter—I can’t wait to see the dust cloud that raises—and some cases of my favorite FF grilled tuna and my favorite Iams Tunatopia. That Tunatopia is like the nectar of the Gods but I fear I’m gonna have to pretend I don’t like it since we’re now well stocked.
My new loot. The Ess is pictured twice cos it’s that good. Of course I may
never look at it again.

She also bought some Greenies SmartBites and I got some toys which I’ll probably never look at! Kittehs I finally got an ESS!! You guys were right. It’s da bomb! As soon as Uncle Vince left, I made a beeline over to it and started working my claws. No one better mess with my Ess. Don’t touch my Ess neither! Uh huh. TW started these stupid Ess jokes on the way home and she’s actually gonna make me publish them.

Did I mention I hissed at Uncle Vince when he tried to pet me? Yeah, I did. Heh heh.

What’s the good word? Did you spend time with your humans this weekend or were they gallivanting?

My plague ratsie.


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  1. Sounds like your peeps had a busy weekend, but at least you got prezzies! Concats on that Ess, we still haven't talke our peeps into getting us one.
    Pee Ess - our peeps sat on their bums all weekend and whined about the weather. Sheesh!

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  2. Our peeps stayed home - it's too cold for them.

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  3. That is some haul - you are one lucky kitty CK. The Farm cats do not have an Ess. They do have a wave and they like that a lot.

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  4. How awesome that you got your own Ess, CK! I'm the only one that likes the one here.

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  5. Wow you really struck the mother lode there CK. We are very impressed with your haul of goodies. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Wow, that's some pawsome loot you got!! We don't know about Tunatopia.....we'll have to get Mom to buy us some.

    The Florida Furkids

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  7. We are sorry your humans left you alone on Saturday, but you got some really pawesome prezzies! :) We has an Ess, too, but we don't use it, and the Mom doesn't know why, MOL. We hope you enjoy all your new prezzies!

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  8. It seems you had the weekend pretty well covered ! I am lobbying for an Ess, but I might as well whistle (or worse:) in the wind!!

    PeeEss (see what I did there?) The humans had a steady influx of visitors, so I was MIA!

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  9. Truffles: My Mommy went to a CAT SHOW yesterday and came home smelling like other kitties!!! She made it up to me by baking chicken for us in the oven (and almost started a fire in the oven, but that's another story.)

    Love your Gotcha Day prezzies! I don't have an Ess but I have my eye on all of your new balls...they are my favorite toys too!

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  10. Hooray CK, now you Ess officially stunning!

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  11. Oh yay, so many prezzies! Bought with your money that you earned, but still, that's great!
    Glad you got ESS and you like it. ESS is very popular here as well. That's a magical scratcher :-)

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  12. That is a fantastic bunch of loot you got-buyt, you earned it and you deserve it for being so sweet. I need to look into the silvervine fish you said are on sale.

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  13. Looks like putting up with the alone time paid off - lookat all that STUFF you got! Good for you......even if it was your money she spent, at least you got some things you actually will LIKE out of the deal.

    Hugs, Sammy

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  14. OMC!! Now YOU even have an ESS and I don't!! I am the LAST kitty to get one and I still don't have one OMC!! mom laughed when you said you will have to act like you don't like the food now that you are "well stocked" MOL! Love, Cody

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    1. Cody me neither have an ESS :(
      So you are not the last one to get one :)

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  15. WOW , TW sure did bring back some good stuff to you CK !
    My hopeless mom-person was sick thursday and friday = NO playtime !!
    Then she worked ALL weekend = NO playtime !!

    XOXO

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  16. Your humans made up for being gone, CK. You scored some awesome loot. But honestly, we've got an Ess and we hardly ever use it. Guess every cat is different.

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  17. Pawsome loot my furriend! Momma is still shocked that those stores still don't have much of anything. Glad they don't carry what we do though. They still good for the food and litter that we needs to kick around. Thanks furry much. *nosetaps*

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  18. CK...sew, can popz & TW come ta R houz frum a drinkin break fest N like shop at R pet smart N bring home way kewl stuffs for uz two.....swear ta COD we have never been given de opp... ta try tunatopia... N thatz mor than just wrong.......its ewe noe what up..peace out♥

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  19. I bet Stilwell would love a Plague Ratsie...so Mama just went and ordered one from Baby Patches!

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  20. All those presents certainly make up for being deserted. You should have told me you were home alone. Teleporting over to see you would have been a great tonic for me.

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  21. High paw for getting an ess! It's our favorite place to lurk when the wand toy comes out. You should try hiding in the ess and springing out at the wand toy. We wait in line to do that here.

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  22. Sounds like an interesting weekend for sure!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  23. What a GREAT weekend, CK! ...We just knew TW had a soft spot for the stunning kitteh.

    We have to laugh at your description of the sticky kid and her, uh.. finger. Whenever anyone under 4' tall comes over, Waffles (the extrovert) runs for the hills. Good thing we have two beds upstairs. On for each of us to hide under.

    Enjoy those awesome toys, noms and the ESS!!! Just hold your breath when you see the dust cloud form.

    xo Katie

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  24. Holy Codfry did you score or WHAT??? Although we totally understand the need to "act cool" you can have a glee frenzy on the ESS when the peeps next desert you. Something to look forward to, actually...

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  25. Glad you had something to play with since the humans were out, completely ignoring you. Happens all the time here. I don't know what they have to do that's so important. Anyway, I'm super late in replying, but I did see that you noticed two weeks of woofies in a row on the Pet Parade. I was hoping no one would notice! It gave us a laugh, but seriously, we'll have to make up for it! http://www.rascalandrocco.com/2015/01/pet-parade-74.html

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  26. You got a Esse ? You got a Esse ? How cool ! You're a lucky kitty ! It was worth to be a little bit neglected ! Purrs

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    1. Our best friend Harrap's English Grammar told Mum that "it was worth being a little bit neglected". Just saying... Purrs

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  27. OMC! Yes! The Ess! Plus, Best Weekend Report ever!

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  28. OMC Ck what a haul yous got there. Enjoy.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  29. What a great haul. Our humans abandoned us for 27 hours and brought us absolutely nothing. We had some good giggles from this post. Thanks. Sorry we've been absent for a while. XOCK, Kitties Blue

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  30. Wow, what a haul. But I think the humans should pay for cat litter out of their own money, not yours.

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