I'm Honored to Accept These Awards

It's a big night at La Condo Keisha and I'd like to welcome everybuddy to another Awards Show. Many of my furrends have collected lots of awards but I think this is gonna be my lucky night. They've seated me in the front next to all the big blog stars. There's Sparkle and Glogirly's Katie and my BFGF Savannah. *waves and blows kisses*


Nissy from Nerissa's Life is on stage first talking about planetary forces aligning. I wish he'd get to the good part. I best listen. OMC! It's his 200th blog post and he's innerducing a new award! The Opposites Attract Award is all about opposites so boys have to give the award to girls … Now he's announcing the first winners of this new award.

Nissy: So without any further ado, the first ever recipients of the Opposites Attract Award are: Savvy, Katie, Nellie … Cathy Keisha …

CK: Eeeekk!! Screee! Woohoo! First: Concats Nissy on your 200th post. Thanks for passing the award to me. I'm so touched. *wipes tear* (Note: I don't have to hold the award up cos everyone's gotten it already since TW has waited so long to post this. Also note I've thanked him and posted the award.)

In return I'll pass this award to d'Artagnan Rumblepurr!

Next is Timmy Tomcat. He'll be presenting the Super Sweet Blogger Award. I've already received this one and answered the questions but it's a fun award. Did he just say Cathy Keisha? OMC!

CK: Thanks for presenting this award to me, Timmy. My Fave Treats are Greenies SmartBites. I prefer Vine over Nip and don't eat human sweets. I do have a sweet nickname. It's, um, *whispers* Sweet Cheeks. Don't ax me why. I'll see that Pop gets the cupcakes since he answered the questions for me last time. Thank you again, Timmy. *Smooch*

Here comes Texas, the cat who just moved to Austin, and he's looking extra handsome. I hope he presents me with an award so I can kiss him. Giggle.

Texas: The Dragon's Loyalty Award is the combination of the Very Inspiring Blogger Award and the Versatile Blogger Award. Isn't the result of the combination super cool? This award goes to … Cathy Keisha!!

I'm going to get to come onstage and kiss him. *Stumbles up the steps cos of nerves*

CK: Whoa! I'm honored you chose me to receive this award. Thank you! Thank you! *SMOOCHIE* Of course I'll tell seven inneresting things about myself. Lemme think.

1. I don't like prawns or bacon, which is good cos I hear they make you thirsty which brings us to …
2. I never drink water.
3. I don't like most cat toys.
4. There's a kink at the end of my tail.
5. I DJ at #Nipclub every Thursday night at 8 pm.
6. I sleep with TW even though Pop is my favorite peep.
7. I have 2 litter boxes and I'll only pee in the front right-hand corner of the box. Heh heh, TMI.   Better stop now.

The Cat On My Head crew always look good and they always crowd up on stage together to present an award. Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo are giving out two awards. I'm never gotten the Bring on the Nip Award. Lookit all those nip mice on the award!

Mauricio: I've thanked the cat who gave me the Bring on the Nip Award and now it's time to share it with deserving bloggers. This is always the hard part as it seems most of our favorite blogs have already received the award … your blog friends think you are exceptional. So, here goes … Stunning Keisha.

CK: *kiss* Thank you for this award. Thank you for thinking of this little ghetto kitteh. What? I have to tell you something I want to celebrate before I can have the award? I want to celebrate that Pop was able to find a job—albeit part-time—after being out of work for 4 months. Not only that but he loves his new job and is glad to be working with a former boss, who he gets along great with.

This has been a long show. Thanks for sticking around and thanks to all the presenters: Nissy, Timmy, Texas and Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo.I love you all! Don't forget to pick up a swag bag on the way out and drive carefully.