Monday, October 21, 2013

A Tail of Two Tocks


This is a scary seasonal movie about 'Tocktober. I was sound asleep when suddenly I heard this shaky, other-worldly voice coming from up near the ceiling. The voice said she was a witch and was sent by one of my political enemies to put a hex on me. She said I'd forever be a cat with two tocks and two tails. BWAA HAA HAA!


I woke up in a sweat. I felt my backside but it didn't feel any different so I laughed off the nightmare. All that sweating made me hungry. I walked slowly into the kitchen. After some nibbles of my food, I felt the urge to look up. It was plain as day although it was midnight. There I was—a cat with two tocks and two tails. In fact, I noticed my tailio had tabby stripes on it. My tail(s) seemed to have a mind of their own. At the very end of the video, TW finally noticed the apparition and you can hear her muffled scream.

(As usual, TW's cinematography leaves a lot to be desired. She's also lacking as far as an imagination for scary stories. For what I'm paying her, I wish she'd take this work a lot more seriously. In fact, she made a typo on the movie title. I fear I'll have to cut her pay. What do you guys think?)


Check out the tailio Waffles! Eat yer heart out or I'll send the Wicked Witch who put the hex on me to eat it out for you. BWAA HAA HAA!

We hope W2 is feeling better after his harrowing incident on Saturday.

34 comments:

M Dawson said...

Spooky huh? Nothing like a scary movie eeeeeeeek

Miranda Kitten

Patty Woodland said...

Ooooh, spooky indeed

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Wow, CK, tell your human that was almost as scary as an Ed Wood film!!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

I think I'm in heaven... *happy rumbling*

Molly The Wally said...

Wow well spooky. Loved it. Have a marvellous Monday Keisha.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

That's one scaaaaaaary tailio!

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Oh, I´m scared!!! =)

Brian said...

Spooky cool CK! Thanks for all the purrs, I am trying to use them wisely.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, that's brilliant!

Ann Staub said...

Pretty spooky CK! I totally see those tabby stripes on your tail - very cute!

Tamago said...

Oh gosh, you scared me!

I think you can totally join the Tabbies Club :-) You've got cute stripes!

Kjelle Bus said...

Furry spooky indeeed , CK !!

Katie and Glogirly said...

OMC!!! I fear you've been taken over by the Tabbies!!! What's next? Are you going to turn ORANGE???

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That is one..oh no, make that TWO spooky tails!

The Florida Furkids said...

That was super scary!

The Florida Furkids

da tabbies o trout towne said...

Ck...thiz bee a grate scaree mewviee...we gived it 835 paws up for actshun N suzpenze...when ya getted ta de burd in de bowl we thinked we wuz gonna looze it....we screemd DUE KNOT EAT IT...but ya dinna heer uz huh !!~

Katnip Lounge said...

::wetting theoretical pants::

The Island Cats said...

Wow, that is a little spooky. If you want us, we'll be UTB.

Austin Towers said...

I think it's a skit so frenetic tail. Wouldn't trust it. It doesn't know whether its coming or going and can do both at the same time!

Kitties Blue said...

Very eerie. Did you feel as if you were being haunted by a disembodied tail? Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

RedSetter said...

Nice one!

Derby, Ducky said...

Good shots to cellybrate TockTober.

Mariodacat said...

haha - that's scary CK. That's a pretty nice tial you have there.

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

OMC! This is scary!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

YES!! Before I even read the text I saw those TABBY STRIPES on your Tailio! It's the Tabby Cat Club for you, Missy! Furry impressive!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that be "two tocks, two tails, and a partridge in a pear tree" ???

Kitty Hugs, Sam

Katie Isabella said...

CK! YOur mom is darned GOOD at what she does. MINE is useless...completely useless! She hasn't even got my single heiney photographed!!

Anonymous said...

EEEK!!! So horrific CK! And yes, I see the stripes, clearly you should be in th the TCC. I hope you were able to sleep again....*shivers*

Jobi and Fisher said...

OMC - I think TW's muffled was the scariest part of the whole story! Now I will have nightmares tonight.

Anonymous said...

We bit off all our nails with the suspense. Well, we saved one or two to use on mom, just in case. Frightful!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Maybe you had tabbies on the brain when you visited today, heh heh. I *do* look kinda stripey in that picture though, eh?

Clooney said...

You folks should get into the scary movie business...I'z shivering in me booties!

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Wait, we resemble that typo...! MOL!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Double trouble but quite a fine set if we say so ourselves
Timmy
Miss Fitz