Friday, January 20, 2012

The Cat is INNOCENT!

Once again, the cat is being excused of doing something she didn't do. The Woman says I'm a sloppy eater and she presents Exhibit A. I ax you, do you see a mess? I don't. She says I even get my food all over the wall! She's losing the few marbles she had.
Exhibit A: You're killing me, Woman. You did it, not me.
I answer that she throws the food at me instead of neatly spooning it into my dish. Besides, I counter, how do I know you ever clean my placemat. Dealing a low blow, TW presents Exhibit B, my placement in the early morning.
Exhibit B: Yes, and … Is there a point to this?
Lookit how neatly I'm scarfing my food down.
I am not a messy eater! Hear me, Woman!

And, Game On!


21 comments:

Glogirly and Katie said...

How DO you put up with her? The accusations, the torment, the blatant disregard for catty dignity. We must plot your revenge.

hey....my video is up!!! Gotta see if you got the song right. : )

xo Katie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

It's a conspiracy to make us feel bad about ourselves. My tray has to be washed off every morning. I say, So there are some crumbs. So what? Leave 'em there. I'll get around to them eventually. Or some ants will or something.

Hmm, I see you are flaunting your team. I guess the Human better get something together for tomorrow. It's raining here today. The Stick might get a little muddy. Them guys will have to get their pretty tight uniforms all dirty, eh?

Brian said...

I just don't know how those things can keep happening to the stunning one!

Admiral Hestorb said...

CK! How dare TW say these terrible things about you? I will come and snuggle her extra hard for that! I gotcher back, GF!

xoxoxox

Katie

Mariodacat said...

I just know you'll get even with her and get the upper paw any minute now.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh yes! dat's our Joe all right--he was the King of scramblin' around back there till he found an open guy--and if he couldn't, he was known to sprint a few yards himself now and then!

Sparkle said...

CK, I hate to point this out to you, but I would not even have known of this accusation unless you had brought it up! Sometimes if you ignore the human, they shut up and stop griping.

Prancer Pie said...

Poor CK, we unnerstands. Our Mom is a messy feeder too.

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Well, CK, if they'd feed us the RIGHT way, there'd never be any mess at all, at all. But no, they just throw the food down, and the kitteh is left to try to make a meal of it. And then they blame us for a mess. Sigh!

PeeEss: love your jungle gym set up! It's the bomb.

Kjelle Bus said...

Of cousre you´re NOT a messy eater CK !
I think it´s your mom that messes around with your food :)

Marg said...

First of all, we love that mat that you are served your meals on. We know that you didn't make that mess CK. It is never ever our fault, any messes. Hope all of you have a super week end. Stay warm.

Erika, Blair and crew said...

Obviously not your fault.....sometimes someone at my house opens the bottom of the food bag....not me of course

Father Tom said...

I say our food dishes are much too small so how in the heck are we supposed to keep all the food in anyhow ::pant, pant rant, rant::

I say petition for bigger dishes to match our appetites! (Whew)

Thanks for stopping by yesterday fur mom Julie's birthday. She appreciates the good wishes!

Tom & Mittens

Baby Patches said...

MOL hehe I just don't believes your mat is clean likes that every morning, that TW is smokin something right?

You never really knows how messy my mat gets because brofur despite everything momma does insists on cleaning up after me because he wants to be a fat cat. MOL

Tamago said...

Of course you are innocent! You are not a messy eater...I think your human is trying to blame you for something she did!

When I Grow Up I Want to be a Vet said...

Sheez! The server is supposed to clean after every meal regardless! I would maybe withhold your tip one time and see if the accusations stop! And I agree-your placemat is adorable!

Rumpydog said...

I say if she got pics of the rest she should have been able to get a pic of you engaged in the illicit behavior. And since there's no evidence, she can't do nothing.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, CK, I know this will lower me in your estimation, but I have to be honest: I am a groundcat. I am the only kitty the Human ever has had that does not really hang out in the high spots. Oh sure, I jump up on stuff once in awhile, but heights are not my thrill. Also, I am amazingly sure-fotted and delicate. I have NEFUR, NEFUR, NEFUR broken a single thing. EFUR. Shocking, isn't it?
Somehow, I do not think you can say the same.

So tomorrow will tell the tale, eh? I am of course rooting for the Niners for all the usual reasons, but also cause I'd love to be able to leave my JOE banner up for two more weeks!

XOXOXO

Prudence said...

I know the feeling CK! Mom accuses me of scattering my kibble all over. Yeah, I have a placemat under my bowl, but it's so small! I do my best to clean it up, but what's a dog to do? I blame my loose lips! Besides, it gives Toby cat something to do, barooo!

Shayna said...

What a ridiculous accusation - efurryone knows we kitties are way more fastidious eaters than humans! You ever noticed how they blame us for their own shortcomings? Mine does that all the time...

Clooney said...

Actually, if the truth be told, I'z a messy eater...I end up wearing my Num-Nums and carrying tiny crumbs of crunchies around on my chin. So if you were a messy eater CK, it would be ok...of course that isn't the case so excuse me for even mentioning it.