Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Ball of Confusion

I think TW needs to see a doctor. I'm worried about how confused she's become lately. Correct me if I'm wrong, but a Maine Coon is a cat. My furrends MaggieTKat and Parker are Maine Coons. OK, TW will agree that a Maine Coon is a cat; however, she's been calling something else a Maine Coon. Maybe I'm the one who's confused. I doubt it.

TW and I have discovered we have at least one thing in common: neither of us likes fall and winter fruit. Although I don't like ANY fruit at all, she'll stuff her fat face with strawberries, peaches, plums, nectarines, cherries, etc. EWWWWW! YUCK!

Recently, she's been coming home from shopping all excited. It seems that after not seeing them for two years, she's finally found nirvana—I mean her favorite kind of apple, which has a very short season. Not only has she found them; they're only $1.89 a pound. Even better still, the cashier has been charging her for Macintosh apples, which are .99 a pound. Be still my feline heart! Oh, sorry, that's my gag reflex in action, not my heart fluttering. Honestly, the things that get human excited.

Trying to appear like I cared, I axed her what's the name of these apples that she won't let me play with and she answered "Maine Coon." I swear, that's what she said. I can't believe TW is so confused. I gotta get her to a doctor quickly.

Maine Coon on left; NOT a Maine Coon on right

12 comments:

  1. Maybe this doesn't have anything to do with anything, CK, but here is a YouTube video of a Maine Coon EATING an apple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-tcdCsi_gI

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  2. A Maine Coon APPLE????? lol!!

    Not to mention you just busted a Cashier! lol

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  3. Hey CK, that all sounds pretty fruity to me too!

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  4. MOL that is really weird. Maybe she said old coot? not main coon? MOL MOL Somehow a big fluffy apple don't sound good. pphhtt!

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  5. Do she need to go to the carrier ?..MOL

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  6. Uh, maybe she needs a trip to the, um, "vet"--you know, the one who will speak very soothingly to her and explain how a CAT is different from an APPLE.

    Meanwhile, if she starts making pie crust, I'd make myself scrace, CK. You never know.

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  7. Our Mom does dumb stuff too. It's nuthin to really worry bout, CK, as long as she don't start snackin on your tail!

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  8. An apple called the Maine Coon? Hmmmm.....and we thought OUR mom was silly...

    Love, Cosmo and Ling

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  9. Yikes - I think you'd better get some help for TW - she's confizzled big time.

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  10. Oh MY! TW needs help quickly. Manine Coon APPLE!? I don't THINK so.

    Pee Ess Mom doesn't like winter fruits either but she has been eating gala apples. they are a bit sweeter.

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  11. TW sounds a lot like our Mom. She is always confused. But that is a little silly to call an apple a Maine Coon. Maybe there is an apple by that name. Who knows.
    Also, most of the cats are our house do live outside. Our house is tiny tiny and so only a few that are sick in some way get to stay inside. The outside cats can come in if they want to and some do and spend the night. There are two barns here with had where they can snuggle too. They can also get under the house. Thanks for asking.

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  12. TW sounds a lot like mom! She's always mixing things up (blames me sometimes. Says I make her dizzy! Moi? I don't think so!).

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