Monday, October 10, 2011

Is This Any Way to Treat a Stunning Cat?

So I'm feeling good and everything; but suddenly yesterday, what to my wondering eyes should appear but my PTU! WTF? Today the peeps took me for my yearly "Wellness" exam, which turned into a HELLness exam for this little kitteh.

I was first rammed into my PTU, against my will and then taken by cab to the Evil Place, which was filled with all kinds and shapes of dogs.

When they called my name, the peeps dutifully brought me into one of the examining rooms. The vet was some yuppie chick, who I knew I could take on; and her assistant was a bruvva, which rubbed me the wrong way. From the moment, they took me from my PTU, I fought. I mean I FOUGHT HARD. I hissed. I growled. I spit. I BIT! She looked into my mouth and I fought so that she said it would be an "abbreviated" exam. She told the peeps that I had a little ginger-vitis and I should get a cleaning, sooner rather than later. Then she axed about taking my blood so they could make sure my Bartonella was truly gone. Somehow, the peeps said "yes, take her away" and they did. Once again I FOUGHT HARD! I hissed. I growled. I spit. I BIT! I took on the doctor and TWO vet techs and they still couldn't got my blood! I bit the lady vet's thumb HARD. Her blood ran like water. They tried over and over to get some of MY blood but it wasn't happening. As a last attempt, they turned me over. NO ONE TURNS CATHY KEISHA OVER! I was so stressed, I began to open-mouth breathe; I went into some respiratory distress. At last, they got the message and stopped before they killed me. When they brought me back in my PTU to the peeps, I was practically lifeless. Only my eyes were moving. TW freaked! They calmly told her that I should be alright. I was just very scared. These people couldn't care less! They actually wanted the peeps to leave me so they could sedate me to take the blood. Peeps said "no thanks, you've done enough damage."

Torture me all you want, I'll never give up my furrends! Is this any way to treat
 a STUNNING  cat? I WANT A MOUTHPIECE!
It's now almost 5 pm and I still haven't tried to jump on anything. My back is extremely sore and I even hissed at Pop when he tried to pet me. TW says my breathing is rather fast. The peeps are worried and aren't sure what to do except watch me and wait. I've eaten some and have done some washing. TW doesn't want to try to play with me until I calm down more than I have. They don't know how bad my back is hurt and is hoping that it's only temporary She has promised that they'll never take me back to that place except if it's an emergency.

ADDENDUM: It's now almost 8 pm and I'm happy to report that I'm feeling much better. I've been jumping on things again and I've eaten and used the litter box. Those jerks put quite a scare into my peeps. They think that Dr. Sadist might have saved my life, by telling them to stop hurting me when I was having respiratory problems. That Dr. Yuppie would've kept going until she got the blood. When she spoke to the peeps, she was more concerned with whining about her still-bleeding thumb.

18 comments:

  1. Baby Girl, I'm hella pissed that the bruvva was in cahoots with the vet to try take your blood. I hope your back feels better soon. Love you!

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  2. OMC! What a place. They didn't know how to do stuff without hurting you? We should all go down there and put the bitey on them! *softpaw*

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  3. Count me in on the "put the bitey" on them, that is horrible, and I am most willing to help you get even! I am so glad you are feeling better CK!!!

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  4. That is horrible. One of the most nightmareish things I have heard and seen. How DARE she complain. I wish you'd bitten the @#*$ thumb OFF! That is unconscionable!
    Kisses and loves and snuggles, sweet CK. xoxoxoxox

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  5. This is a true HORROR story! I cannot believe you endured all that and lived to tell about it. I hope that Bad Person gets a terrible infection and her thumb falls right off (okay, maybe that's a little harsh--but I hope it at least hurts REALLY BAD for a LONG time!)

    The Human is not allowed to take me to the vet anymore. Someday I will tell you all about it. She figures if I am ever that sick, I should be too weak to fight back. I dunno. We'll see about that.

    I am very happy you have perked up. Good going.

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  6. OMG - what kind of hell hole is dat place CK. GASP! WE are totally shocked that they could treat an anipal that way. I do hope your peeps are able to find a new vet. There must be a better one around there somewhere that they can take you to. SMOOCHES for you sweetie. I'm joining everyone else and going over there and fight them. (oh wait, I forgot I has no toothies or front claws). Well, my hisser still works and I can be loud with dat.

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  7. You certainly had a right to bite that vet on the thumb! UGH! What a terrible experience. I am glad you are okay now.

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  8. Too bad you didn't bite her darn thumb off! We are sending our best healing and calming purrs to you. xoxo

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  9. I went back and read your post from last year with Dr Sadist. Clearly last yea'rs experience is still something you remember, hence the hugs fight you gave this year. I don't think your peeps should expect it to get any better year by year. Maybe just a quick visit for any vaccinations and then leave the rest of the hellness exam out!

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  10. Oh you poor, poor kitty! I can't believe they were so mean to you! Maybe TW could tranquilize you before you go next time so you'll be more relaxed. I'm glad you're OK now! Luv you.

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  11. By golly. That sure was a horrible experience. We're glad you're doing okay now.

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  13. Eeeek! That is NOT nice. Them, of course. You was purrfect. Bad yuppie vet!!! I will send Georgey to cheer you ups. Lotsa purrs too.
    Sanjee and tha resta tha Hotties

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  14. I hope you've put your story into development for a summer release horror film!

    Thanks a MILLION for the cool header! I waas beginning to despair that the Human would EVER change that used-car-salesman picture she's had up there FOREVER!

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  15. Oh man! How horrible! I'm so glad you are doing better after all that!! Y'know, I gotta go to the evil v-e-t next week. I hope they don't treat me like that!!

    Wally

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  16. OMC/OMG! What an ordeal you poor girl! Thank goodness after a couple hours at home you was feeling better. We thinks no more
    V-E-T's for you, just purrs for on-going purr-fect health for CK! (I'm sending you some Smurfs to cheer you up, I has a big stash...you can bunny-kick the dickens out of them!)
    Luv Cloon

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  17. Maybe it's time to shop for a different vet. I know Jen would.

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  18. Sorry you had such a bad vet experience! Poor baby kitty!

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