Feral Friday: Nipped Up in the Condo

Hola kitties! Welcome to the Memorial Day edition of Feral Friday! We've been feeling lazy and a bit nipped up and uninspired lately which is why some of you may have missed my wit and wisdom on Wednesday. Prolly not though. So what have I been up to? There are some hints in this post.

I've spent the week attacking ankles and not pooing. Since the weather is getting warmer, TW has been showing a bit of ankle around the condo. Any bare flesh is like a neon sign that reads "BITE ME" to this little ghetto kitteh. (Pretend you didn't see that last part that TW added without my permission.)

We gonna go head now to the Friendly Fill-Ins, a feature held weekly at this time. Let's meet our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics with further comments in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. Today it relates loosely to number one.

1. I sleep on Memorial Day. I'm a cat and I don't get presents so it means nothing to me. I try to sleep late but the town's parade wakes me up early. About a century ago when TW used to get up early she matched in that parade with the local peace group. She says its a day to honor veterans. I axed if she meant vets like Dr. D. but she said Grampa was a vet.

2. I try to avoid sitting on laps. I don't do laps. I also try to avoid rubbing on TW. She gets so mad that while she's opening my food, I'll rub on everything in the kitchen but her.

3. If I had a catchphrase, it would be "The World's Most Stunning Cat." I have a catchphrase and that's it.

4. Nothing motivates me to work hard. I motivate the peeps especially TW to work like a dog hard.

This is the point where we join my art project already in progress—or not. The primo nip I won from Breeze arrived this week which inspired my art. He blogged about it earlier in the week so I wouldn't have to. I could smell it right through the mailer and rolled all over that envelope. I may have tried to bite it open.

I made a puzzle with lots o' pieces for you to try.

I'm participating in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum for anipal artists to showcase their latest digital, Photoshop and original art. Can't draw a straight line? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into works of art.