Friday, May 31, 2019

Fails on Feral Friday

Hola kitties! What a week it's been. Seems like we've been under a severe thunderstorm/tornado watch/warning all week. What's up with that? We're in the Northeast. This isn't tornado alley. TW is down to her last nerve cos she doesn't like t-storms and she's had a fear of tornadoes since she was knee-high to a grasshopper. Pop kept me safe by locking me in the bathroom with him the other night when two actually touched down in our state.

Fails on Feral Friday

Per usual, we have many, many photo fails but to keep the post short I'm just highlighting the worst a few.

Fails on Feral Friday

I've had this Ess scratcher for about five years and TW has yet to get a good pic of moi and the scratcher. How hard can that be? OK, I may have heard something outside and may have quickly turned my head but she shouldn't have taken the pic just then. Her bad. Better luck next year.

Fails on Feral Friday

TW found some of my neighbor Livesy's furz out in the hall and brought it in for me to smell. For some reason she thinks after I smell him, we can be furrends. She couldn't get a good pic could she's not a good photographer and I tried to bite her. I'm just a blur of myself but the tissue paper is in focus and the brass coat tree looks like fireworks or something behind my head.

Fails on Feral Friday

The last fail was from one of the three photo shoots we did for the Smiling Paws Pets carrier that I reviewed Wednesday. I might not have been all that into posing that day … until the treat bag showed up. Then TW got some good useable shots.

These are part of the Pet Photo Fails blog hop which was created by Roby Sweet and is now graciously hosted by Mudpie and Melissa over at Melissa's Mochas, Mysteries and Meows. Please link up your photo fails on her page so we can all get a laugh out of them.

Fails on Feral Friday

We gonna go head now to the Friendly Fill-Ins, a feature held weekly at this time. Put your paws together and make some noise for our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics with further comments in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. Today it relates to number two.

1. I would love to be a personal assistant to no one. Say what? Do you know who you're talking to? I'm no one's assistant. I have assistants who care of my every need.

2. If I had a boat, I would name it sell the naming rights. And they wouldn't come cheaply! If I had a boat, I'd put out a bid for the naming rights. I would name it after the brand that bid the highest and paid me in lots of unmarked hunnert dollar bills. If Petco can spend millions of dollars to get their name on a baseball stadium, they can pay to have my boat named after them. Of course I could name it after myself, but that wouldn't generate the income I need.

3. I want to improve my attack skills. Somehow TW has figured out when I'm going to attack her at night and has found methods to thwart them.

4. Surprises are not welcome. I don't like surprises. They usually involve me being jammed roughly into a PTU and dragged kicking and screaming out of the condo to someplace I don't want to be. Now surprise attacks on the peeps are the reason I'm alive.

Fails on Feral Friday
I created a puzzle but when I tried to do it, there was an extra piece. I recreated it so let me know
if that extra piece is still there.

This week's art commemorates the fact that last week was Cathy Keisha Week in the Cat Blogosphere weekly planner. I did a retro painting using a Photoshop action posing with my moment week of glory.

This will be my Feral Friday entry in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to showcase the latest art by anipal artists using digital, Photoshop and original art. No talent? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into works of art.

Have a wonderful weekend. I hope there are no surprises in your future.

21 comments:

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Excellent Photo Fails there, Ms CK! I do not blame you for being blurry, with all that windy stuff and panic stress and worry going on I'd have been the same.
As to non union rate photo shoot's, well I definitely approve of your fail, MOL
Toodlepips and purrs
ERin

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I agree with you, CK, about the personal assistant thing! We kitties have personal assistants, not the other way around.

Kitties Blue said...

This is a packed post, CK. We think photo fail two might make some great art for the future. Wow, what a smarty you are to sell the naming rights to the boat. Mom’s thinking maybe that would be a good plan for our addition to offset some of the cost. We have been having lots of storms as well. Glad your pop is keeping you safe. Have a terrific weekend. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Brian said...

Those storms are scary and really unusual for your neck of the woods. Those were good answers CK, I don't care for surprises at all!

edie said...

It's a good idea to sell the naming rights to your boat. We've been very lucky here, lots of rain but not too many t-storms. I hate them but my cat and dog don't care. TW gets an a+ on her photo fails. ;) Have a good weekend.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Don't you hate when you're photobombed by tissue paper? Good idea on the selling the naming rights of your boat. You're one smart kitty!

Sandee said...

I love all your answers. I don't want to be an assistant either and I hate surprises.

Have a purrfect day and weekend. My best to your mom. ♥

Fr. Tom Fishworthy said...

No surprises for me, either! Hope all the storms are done and you'll stay safe from now on, CK! - Tom x

The Florida Furkids said...

We read about all the bad storms. We hope they stay away. We're laffin' because we had the same answer for #4!!

The Florida Furkids

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK... ya still look stunning... even when failin a temptz R made...N we saw strait a way why ya terned frum de ESS;
.......burd skin .....

de food gurlz knot been abe bull ta get ta any puzzle pagez in 15,093 dayz... N with her taken fry dayz off werk ta due what ever herz due in... bee sidez payin uz ree spect; we mite knot find de missin peace; but we will try

stay safe N heerz two a gettin in trubullz weekend ♥♥♥☺☺

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Those are pawsome bloopers! Thank you for joining the hop :) I sure hope your weather calms down. We've had a very quiet week here!

pilch92 said...

All your photo fails are adorable.Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, I always enjoy your answers. I like the idea of bidding in naming rights- good idea. I am surprised you need to work on your attack skills, I thought you were the master.
I did not know you had some tornadoes in NJ lately- glad you are OK, that is scary. I like your art and thanks for the puzzle. I am off to try it. Have a nice weekend! XO

The Island Cats said...

You came up with some good photo fails, CK.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

You sure keep TW on her toes, CK. We're glad you all are safe!

Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty said...

Storms are scary. We're glad you are ok.

Great pics and fill-ins!

meowmeowmans said...

Yes, CK, these storm and tornado warnings are insane. We had a tornado lift off the ground 1/2 mile from our house last year, and a couple of tornado warnings and watches this year. What the??? Are we in Kansas?

Little Binky and Granny said...

Your photofails aren't fail at all. We only see a stunning cat with stunning moves...hey, that must be you, captain😸 You're full of surpurrizes, CK, I'm sure you manage your attack skills. I don't like surpurrizes either...I don't like anything that keeps me from my usual routines...Pawkisses for a Happy Wednesday and Stay safe!🐾😽💞

Little Binky and Granny said...

The puzzle is complete, not one piece left😺

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I hope all those tornadoes have passed by now. Good photo fails! I remember when you sent Flynn some of your fur and I had to rescue it because he tried to eat it!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

14:38 for the puzzle.

The Menagerie Mom said...

We're sorry we're so late to visit again, CK. As always, blame the human over here. She needs to get her act together. That all being said, we're still of the belief that no bloopers exist of CK. All photos of CK are simply Stunning with a capital S! And we sort of wondered if your answer to #3 would be about your attack skills. We think you're probably already a pro, but perhaps there's always some wiggle room. Now, we're off to go work on your puzzle!