Fails on Feral Friday

Hola kitties! What a week it's been. Seems like we've been under a severe thunderstorm/tornado watch/warning all week. What's up with that? We're in the Northeast. This isn't tornado alley. TW is down to her last nerve cos she doesn't like t-storms and she's had a fear of tornadoes since she was knee-high to a grasshopper. Pop kept me safe by locking me in the bathroom with him the other night when two actually touched down in our state.

Per usual, we have many, many photo fails but to keep the post short I'm just highlighting the worst a few.

I've had this Ess scratcher for about five years and TW has yet to get a good pic of moi and the scratcher. How hard can that be? OK, I may have heard something outside and may have quickly turned my head but she shouldn't have taken the pic just then. Her bad. Better luck next year.

TW found some of my neighbor Livesy's furz out in the hall and brought it in for me to smell. For some reason she thinks after I smell him, we can be furrends. She couldn't get a good pic could she's not a good photographer and I tried to bite her. I'm just a blur of myself but the tissue paper is in focus and the brass coat tree looks like fireworks or something behind my head.

The last fail was from one of the three photo shoots we did for the Smiling Paws Pets carrier that I reviewed Wednesday. I might not have been all that into posing that day … until the treat bag showed up. Then TW got some good useable shots.

These are part of the Pet Photo Fails blog hop which was created by Roby Sweet and is now graciously hosted by Mudpie and Melissa over at Melissa's Mochas, Mysteries and Meows. Please link up your photo fails on her page so we can all get a laugh out of them.

We gonna go head now to the Friendly Fill-Ins, a feature held weekly at this time. Put your paws together and make some noise for our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics with further comments in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. Today it relates to number two.

1. I would love to be a personal assistant to no one. Say what? Do you know who you're talking to? I'm no one's assistant. I have assistants who care of my every need.

2. If I had a boat, I would name it sell the naming rights. And they wouldn't come cheaply! If I had a boat, I'd put out a bid for the naming rights. I would name it after the brand that bid the highest and paid me in lots of unmarked hunnert dollar bills. If Petco can spend millions of dollars to get their name on a baseball stadium, they can pay to have my boat named after them. Of course I could name it after myself, but that wouldn't generate the income I need.

3. I want to improve my attack skills. Somehow TW has figured out when I'm going to attack her at night and has found methods to thwart them.

4. Surprises are not welcome. I don't like surprises. They usually involve me being jammed roughly into a PTU and dragged kicking and screaming out of the condo to someplace I don't want to be. Now surprise attacks on the peeps are the reason I'm alive.

I created a puzzle but when I tried to do it, there was an extra piece. I recreated it so let me know
if that extra piece is still there.

This week's art commemorates the fact that last week was Cathy Keisha Week in the Cat Blogosphere weekly planner. I did a retro painting using a Photoshop action posing with my moment week of glory.

This will be my Feral Friday entry in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to showcase the latest art by anipal artists using digital, Photoshop and original art. No talent? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into works of art.

Have a wonderful weekend. I hope there are no surprises in your future.