Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Wednesday Word—Unexitedcotos

Do these bags contain “Unexitedcotos”?

I see that puzzled look on your face. What does it mean? I axed TW the same question. Before you go to dictionary.com, let me fill you in on the background of this mysterious word that only TW knows the meaning of.

It was late one night. I made the mistake of axing TW to type out an e-mail to one of my furrends. For some reason, TW can’t type on the ipawd to save her life. If you should see a comment from me on one of your posts that’s not in English, you know it was sent from the ipawd. She doesn’t have fat fingers or anything but she cannot grasp that onscreen keyboard which is why we can’t comment once the big desktop computer gets turned off.

This is how the original beginning of this post looked on
the ipawd. Click to biggify.

The next morning, I find out from the recipient that said e-mail never reached him and it’s a good thing too. We go back to the ipawd and see that she sent it to a non-reply address and then I read what she had typed. GASP! “… . Yup, all unexitedcotos.” I looked at TW, who was laughing hysterically as if this was the biggest joke ever, and axed what the [bleep] does this mean? I didn’t dictate this! She just kept laughing cos she had no idea what it was supposed to be.

Sometime the next day she finally stopped laughing when it dawned on her. I was replying to somecat’s comment about an image in Foto Frenzy. What I dictated and she tried to type was “all unedited fotos.” Good thing we don’t have auto-correct turned on cos auto-correct may have blown a fuse.

Good one, TW. Now take a memo and GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!!!!!

Could it be possible that TW is a “uneducatedmofo”?

33 comments:

  1. The iPad here is really old so it hardly ever gets used. I only ever use the laptop to comment on blogs - it is tiresome to try on the iPhone, and my proofreader (i.e., my human) works really hard to make sure everything is correct.

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  2. This is hysterical, CK. Typing on a tablet certainly isn't easy, is it? I'm constantly amused, surprised, and sometimes horrified by what it sometimes thinks I'm trying to say.

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  3. We only use the laptop to comment ; the iPad is great to surf on the net, search informations, tweet, but not so easy to use for writing ! Purrs

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  4. The Staff is using the iPad now, so commenting is fraught!! Also she uses Bloglovin and at the moment it keeps jumping to the wrong post!! So embarrassing when the funny comment I want to put on a post about inept humans goes on a sad post about a kitty that needs rehoming!!

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  5. Oh and just to compound the issue, she has just accidentally marked all blogs as read!!! Grrrrrrrraaargh!!!

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  6. OMD you should see the rubbish my staff writes and she always has to re read it. Auto correct is such a pain. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. HAHAHA!!!!! Hilarious post!!! I mess up typing on my tablet ALL the time!!!!! I do have auto correct on, and there was one time, I tried to say "nice shirt" and it came out "nice sh*t" Can you believe it??? AND I couldn't delete it either!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  8. Ha ha - this hit home with M. She can't type on the IPad either. She has to use a stylus and do it one letter at a time. This is a lady who can type 135 PWM on the computer without error. The problem with the IPad for M is the keyboard is flat and there is no place for her to place her wrist. Her keyboard on the puter is raised up a bit, allowing room for her wrist to rest! Crazy! We thought that was a really cool word tho!

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  9. Hahaha, that's too funny! I have hard time typing on iPad, too. I have auto-correct turned on because it's convenient when I mis-type...but very annoying when iPad auto-corrects for word verification!
    Happy Wednesday!

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  10. Are you sure it is not CODE? Maybe TW is sending a SECRET MESSAGE!

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  11. CK.....sew....will ewe think less oh uz if we say we new eggs act lee what TW meened ♥

    it IZ hill larry uz !!

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  12. That is hilarious! My ma can't type on our tablet either. That is why I bought her one of those little keyboards to help. Did it? NO! Why? The keyboards too small.
    Humans!! What we going to do with them?

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  13. I dictate comments every morning to Mom L while we chillax in bed with morning TV, cat treats, newspapers etc. She uses a lot of HBO words, but we get stuff done...sort 'a

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  14. I dictate most mornings but mommy prefers her iMac. She will reply on the iPad and iPhone though.

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  15. Mrrp? We thought it was a secret word for catnip.

    Purrs & Headbonks,
    Lilith, Rosco, Tina, & Lucky
    The Feline Contingent

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  16. Oh that iPad typing can be awfully difficult, especially if you have big paws!

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  17. MOL! The head peep uses an inexpensive bluetooth keyboard when she needs to type anything on the iPad because she's just as hopeless as TW with the onscreen keyboard.

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  18. ooh yeah, ours is just as bad with the android phone. Seriouslies, the words she puts in our comments!!! (huskies, MOL!!!!)

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  19. CK, the mom had to buy a separate keyboard for her ipad because she said there was no way she could type on that onscreen one.

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  20. OMC Mom almost spit her water out over that one CK!

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  21. You probably could have typed better with your furry paws than your mom did. But at least you got to share a funny with all of us.

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  22. Woo-hoo! The Human is a HAPPY GIRL tonight! What an eggs-citing game and the GIANTS won! They lead the series 3-1 now and the Human would almost sell her soul for a ticket to tomorrow night's game. We are PUMPED!

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  24. Weez not know sumtimes what happens to peeps comments and weplies. Mommy had to turn off da auto suggest and auto cowwect a long time ago. Cuz yous wuld be supwised what puters do to cat speak. MOL Evew once in a while an update happens and it turns those back on and sumtimes weez not catch 'em wight away until weez get an email dat asks ifin mommy's feelin' okay. Sowwy she laffed and didn't get it.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  25. OMC! You are soooo right! Sometimes what we type on the iPad is NOT what we said! And sometimes we send some crazy stuff in messages on account of Mumsy gets tired of trying to type it right, again and again!
    Whew!

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  26. Yikes! That's hilarious.....we have no pads either "I" or otherwise unless you count the soft little jelly beanies on the ends of my toesies. We don't even have a laptop. We're in the dark ages here but maybe that's the problem - we need some techie equipment. But I'd still have to watch Mom's typing....she's not the best!

    Hugs, sammy

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  27. MOL! We were already laughing, then you hit us with the undecuatedmofo line. Too funny, CK!

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  28. Our mom is quite impressed that your mom finally figured out what that was supposed to say. Guess it was a good thing autocorrect didn't have its way with it. Our mommy will type something, autocorrect gets its paws on it, and presto change-o and she has no idea what it should have said no matter how hard she tries. So, then she has to type something different instead. We think that's pretty funny. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  29. My mom-person LOVES to comment from our andriod tab if we have good internet axcess , cause it have learned what I have to say so she doesn´t have to spell out the whole words :)

    XOXO

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