Friday, March 23, 2012

I'm a Celebrity, certainly NOT a Trainwreck!!


My innerview to hype The Real Housecats for the Hudson Reporter went pretty well, I think. Of course, The Woman tried to screw it up by not mentioning most of the lovable characteristics that make me stand out, not only on Twitter but as a Real Housecat of the Blogosphere. She didn't even mention my stunningness until the very end! Can you believe that? I came out of my office and put in an appearance before she left and had to endure a photo session. This was a real, live photo session with a real huge camera. I've never seen anything that looked like that. I preened, of course. I posed. But mostly I looked confused that she came just to see me.
Get my good, side, Lady. OK, I don't have a bad side.
Today, we got our Real Housecats' swag. The t-shirts are pawsome! Imagine! Me, on a t-shirt! Of course, I'm just one of —I believe I counted 12—twelve celebrity cats on the shirts. Pop loved the Get Real design the best, so he ordered that one. They're mailing the buttons separately. I got buttons so I can give them out to promote the show.

Of course, now that I'm a starlet, I have to play the part; i.e. Pawty Hearty! I've taken to hanging out in bars in Jersey City with Snooki and JWoww. (Sorry, no pictures, please!) Some have seen me in conpromising positions and think I have a problem with Silvervine, as well as nip, but I don't. I've got it all under patrol. Those videos—http://youtu.be/Aqg8S0KY0-o and http://youtu.be/aQ09nx_EMrA—were both taken out of context. I certainly wasn't as stoned as I appear to be. And, yeah, I did crash my vintage Mustang but that doesn't mean I have a problem.  Nope, success hasn't gone to my head. I haven't changed one bit. Well, I'd like to stay and chat but I promised to meet the girls in JC at 4 and it's 4.25 now, so I'd better be off. Vrrrrroooooooommmmm!

21 comments:

  1. Good to see you're keeping it real, CK. After all that IS the Real Housecats motto isn't it? GET REAL. Glad Pop liked the Get Real design. I thought that up after you told us what you might like to see in the shop. So I suppose you could even say you had a creative paw in it!

    Easy on the mustang.
    Katie

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  2. OMC ! I'm all a flutter to realize I know a real star! I always knew you had it in ya! concats!

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  3. Please assure us you will link to the news article when it appears! Going now to check out the Get Real design at the "shop"!

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  4. Hey Grrl frined,
    Just don't forget we have to get together and get a pawdicure with some diamond nail caps!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  5. Just keep an eye open for the paw-parazzi my dear...

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  6. Good to see stardom hasn’t changed you at all CK! lol Wish I could say the same about Austin! He’s become a niphead!!! He’ll be on the streets I reckon! ;)

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  7. Well CK, truth be told, you were already and always a star in my book!

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  8. I am so sending my Human to the swag shop! Can't wait to see the article. Loved your video, but the second link seems to be broken--only saw the first one. Verreh cool rug!

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  9. Our mom is gonna be placing an order at the swag shop this weekend. We think she might go broke because she wants one of everything. Well, she should since my mug is on there!!

    CK, I'm glad the interview went well. Make sure you send us the link when it appears in print!!

    I hafta admit, it was a real pleasure working with you on the Real Housecats.

    Wally

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  10. It's so tough being fabulous, CK - somone's always talking trash.

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  11. You go girl - milk it for all it's worth. It's not every day you get to start in The "REal Housewives of Blogosphere."

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  12. Wow, sounds like you better slow down there, CK! That whole fame thing could make you end up like LiLo!

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  13. We have to agree with Brian. You have always been a purrfect star to us. Glad to hear though that you are hanging out with the big stars since soon you will sure be in their league. Take care.

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  14. Cathy~Do you pick up hitchhikers in your car?? I would love to catch a ride sometime, hehe!!

    Concats on the interview. A certain human who shall remain nameless is still getting pics. What a poke! It's taking furever!

    You are such a star among stars, little lady!

    Hugs,
    Tom
    xx

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  15. ALlie: *squeal!* Ooooh CK! You're FAMOUS!!!

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  16. Good morning darling! I just watched Part II--brief, but even more exciting than Part I--that bitey was delightful. Mmmmmm. I'd love to share your pillow.

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  17. Hi Y'all,

    Just hopped by to meet you and say hello! Have a great weekend!

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  18. Congrats CK on the interview, that is most excellent! Hey, if you ever need a purr-sonal Paw-Purr-Azzi Bouncer, just let me know...and I'll come by in my Clooneymobile (now that the Mustang is toast)...

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  19. Oh Dog! And you aren't Catty one bit! *snickers*

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  20. Wow, I'm related to a star! I always knew you were special.

    Love, Fluffbomb

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  21. Congrats CK!!

    Many thxs for doing the video!

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