House Cleaning (Blame the Staff)

I’ve instructed The Woman to start doing some housework around this blog. We all know she refuses to clean the condo but I want all messes on this blog spit-shined by the end of the week. You know she’s scared of me so I expect action. We’re gonna start with an honor that I’m most proud of.

Nellie, the original Cat From Hell, has made ME a Cat From Hell! I always knew I was—and, quite frankly—so did the peeps. Now I have my own badge! Don’t I look extra stunning! You can even see the devil’s horns on either side of my nose. Thank you, Nellie. I hope you feel better.

I’ve gotten several awards over the past few months, including some from before Christmas. Woman, you’re a disgrace! This most recent one comes from Nissy at Nerissa’s Life.

Whoever created this badge must have been on the latest designer club drug. A stiletto and Mary Poppins? Did Mary Poppins even wear stilettos? That’s not creative, it’s just plain weird. I hope this doesn’t mean Nissy thinks I’m weird.

I tried to find out exactly where this award originated. It seems to be some sort of fashion award. The original rule was for the recipient to explain their perspective on creativity and source of inspiration. Pfffttttt! Since Nissy didn’t ax me to do anything, I won’t. Thank you, Nissy for this award.

I think I’m the creative brains behind this blog. TW forgot to get in line when they handed out the creativity gene. Actually, she missed out on many others, like cleanliness, looks, etc.

I also got an award for my DJ work during last month’s Blogpawty. At first, they actually put TW’s name on the award but they were nice enough to remove it for me. It’s much appreciated. I’m happy to get the work cos I love to spin tunes for my friends, especially for charity. Thank you, Blogpaws’ team.

Well, my car is out front waiting for me. Hollywood, eat your heart out!