Hmmmm, which boxes are mine! Prolly all of them. |
If they gonna send this tree to the shelter, I better get a bigger and better one! |
That brings me to The Woman. She's been feeling poorly all week. Last Friday she got shot. That's right she got shot—at CVS. She told me he got her in the left arm. Now you know that TW isn't my favorite person but I'm getting my posse and we're gonna avenge this shooting. TW thought she was being all smart and brave when she walked over 30 blocks home after she stopped the bleeding with a little bandaid.
Do I look happy? No, I don't. I'm here to hunt down the person who shot TW. |
Saturday night, hours before my DJ shift, she became ill. Her throat closed up; her chest tightened. She began to sniffle and complain her throat was sore. I screamed at her: Shape up, Woman! I have to DJ in awhile and we're not cancelling!! This Nipclub Holiday Bazaar was MY IDEA and I'm NOT BAILING ON IT!! Ya heard! I was beside myself until 8 o'clock when she took control of the keyboard. All was then right with the world.
Today is the first day she hasn't been all mopey and dopey all week. Believe me, when I locate this CVS guy, he's gonna be road kill. You can make book on that!
I'm first! What did I win? MOL
ReplyDeleteI love this time of year. All the cards and packages are for me!
TW should be careful about being shot. I'm glad she's feeling better. *ducky hugs*
ReplyDeleteDarling, stop by later--I have photographic evidence of our exciting outing!
ReplyDeleteOh, and here's a little Spitty TLC for the Sickly One: XOXOXO & Purrrrrrrr
Our mom got shot last week, too, but she was shot at the Walgreens.
ReplyDeleteMOL! Our Mommy was shot at the local pharmacy last week. She was all "hang-dawg" for 5 whole days! We told her to "suck it up, buttercup"!
ReplyDeleteAh, but CK: The SBB **IS** inside the box! (I told you it was shallow, MOL!)
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I got shot too and my arm has been hurting ever since.
ReplyDeleteI hope you get a new tree
Wow that's horrible. I hope you find the person behind the shooting! Glad TW is feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteCK, the Avenger!
ReplyDeleteYou got FOUR packages of Greenies?! Do you know, those Greenies humans just sent me ONE! Hmph. And I chow down on those things for dinner sometimes, when I am being especially picky and my human wants me to eat.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you kept your human from wimping out on yor DJ duties, CK! You are an awesome DJ!
We hope The Woman is feeling better today Keisha. Give her a hug. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Have fun opening the boxes and you look cute on your tree
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Hope TW feels better soon...I'd go all bitey on anyone who shot my mom...
ReplyDeleteThere's been lots of boxes showing up at our house too, CK. But the mom says they aren't for us. We think she's lying.
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry that TW is feeling bad. We hope she's feeling better soon so she can get back to what's important...YOU!
Hahaha--The Great Blanket Debate of 2012 ;-) The SBB *is* in the box, but the box is so shallow and the SBB folded so many times that the practical result is that I look (and feel) as though I am atop the box.
ReplyDeleteSo, do you think we should take TW with us to the Plaza next time?
cathy keisha
ReplyDelete1 ) we hope ewe get a mew cat tree witha full lee stocked frigeratorz attached ta de side
7) if yur mom wood strap a trout, herring ore hunk oh whitefish ore perch ta her arm, kinda like a tourny ket; her wood be ammazed at how it wood stop de blood flow....
4) hope ewe haza grate week oh end
Glad to hear you're getting plenty of mail...except for that grain free stuff. Doesn't sound nearly as tasty as the Feast. ; )
ReplyDeleteSorry about TW. I know the feeling Glogirly's been coughing more than Waffles has been mewing. Trust me...it's ALOT!
XO, Katie
Baby Girl, let me know if you need back-up. I gotchoo!
ReplyDeleteWe heard a rumor that all these shootings are....on PURPOSE! Attention hounds. Hope the boxes keep coming! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteDang! TW got shot at CVS? We sure hope you find those thugs, CK!
ReplyDeleteOh dear...the peeps have mentioned getting shot too. Can you believe it they made an APPOINTMENT for it?
ReplyDeleteWho knew thugs were so accommodating.
OOO! I hope TW is feeling better soon. MomKatt got her "shot" too a couple of weeks back. Now, after having been sick all last weekend/early part of this week, she wonders why the h*ll she even bothered!
ReplyDeleteWe're purring for TW!
PURRS!
Selina
I sure am glad TW is feeling some better. You sure had quite a week CK, now go have a grand weekend!
ReplyDeleteOur humans got shot, too. The female human even got shot at WORK! Really, when you hear about all this, it makes you realize how lucky we are to be safe at home while they're out there in the dangerous world.
ReplyDeleteGlad TW is feeling better. Purrs for her to keep feeling better so she gets into those boxes for you.
So many people getting shot at CVS, it's an epidemic! MOL. I do not like to even think of such things. Sounds like you are getting some nice goodies for Christmas, though.
ReplyDeleteWe hope TW is feeling better soon. Our Person got shot too, but had no reaction, thank COD. Hope all have a great day.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness - this is highly alarming - we have heard of shootings going on at our CVS too... and Walgreens. How do they expect to keep customers if they keep shooting them? Good luck tracking down the person who did that to the Woman and enjoy your Greenies!!
ReplyDeleteHealing purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs to TW. Thank goodness my human has an iron constitution. No problems after she got shot at the doctor's office.
ReplyDeleteut-ohhhhh, we seriously think TW musta sent the shot thingy to our mom. She's wheezing an coughing and her nose! A faucet, for REALZ! Ugh.
ReplyDeletehey, we needz ya snail mail so's we can send you aa card!
My Human's not gotted shot with the floo stuff yet because last spring she got shot with the shingles vaccine and man-oh-man her arm hurted so bad she thought it was gonna fall off and it lasted for about 10 days. She's pretty sure getting shot with this stuff won't do that (since it never has) but she keeps postponing it anyways. She'll be SORRY if she gets the floo!!!
ReplyDeleteI am late I know, but I also hope TW is better now. Mom and Dad get 'shot' every year... and paws crossed, never an incident. get better TW, paw hugs Savannay
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