Saturday, December 8, 2012

Sunday EZ With Balsam

Notice my cat trees on either side of Balsam,
who is nekkid as a jaybird.
The peeps went and picked up a tree. I thought they were going to bring Fraser back but they came home with someone new. I guess Fraser either retired or the peeps told him his services were no longer needed. They say a line was forming to grab Balsam if they didn't hire him. Uncle Vince even wanted him. So Balsam is now living with us and I don't like him. He took up residence by the window. To accommodate him, the peeps shoved my cat trees away from the window.  In the photo, you can see how my poor cat trees were tossed aside like dirt. They had taken my tunnels out of the living room but they did the smart thing and returned them tonight.

Tomorrow the peeps will dress Balsam in lights and glittery bling ornaments. While they're doing this, they will forget they have a cat unless I get into one of the ornament boxes. Then they'll be all like "no Keisha" and "don't go in there, Keisha."






It's best I just take it easy today and hope that when I wake up, Balsam will be gone and my cat trees will be in their rightful place. Did I mention that the peeps came home so late, I missed my entire DJ shift tonight?? Why oh why does this cat have to suffer so!!!

All I want is what I deserve. My furniture shouldn't be moved to accommodate interlopers. Zzzzzzzz.

28 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Um. Have you ever noticed how Balsam smells like cat pee? You might be able to get away with some Major Infractions...and retribution!
Just sayin'.

Prancer Pie said...

Hee-hee, we are laffin at Katnip Lounge. CK, we are certain you can make this work to your advantage!

crazykittykat1 said...

oh you going green! Dis iz da conservation cat tree! Just tell em, its yours!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Well I predict that Balsam will need some additional styling tips once Pops and TW are done blinging him out. That's where you come in.
; )

Thanks to Waffles TOO, I don't think we'll be having Fraser, Balsam or even Fir over for the holidays.

xo, Katie

Patty Woodland said...

If you are like my mother's old cat you can sit in the branches and stare out. He would scare her all the time
Heh

Cotton said...

Your tree looks good!
Oh and drop by, I've got something for you:)
Cotton

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

Hi Keisha. You always make us smile! Just think of Balsam as something else that belongs to you. We're happy your Mama is feeling better.

Pasha said...

I think Balsam can provide a much better entertainment than your cat trees!

MizzBassie said...

Well, my advice is to use Balsam as your cat tree. Have fun! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

Ann Paws said...

Well at least now you have a real tree. Looks like its got lots of places to hide and stuff. Plus maybe some cool bling to play with once its decorated.

Sparkle said...

CK, I thought the holidays were supposed to be all about being kind to kitties and worshipping them and putting them on a pedestal! How can your humans shove your cat tree and other belongings into dark corners merely to accommodate some dumb stump? I think Christmas rules are being broken!

Simba said...

Balsam looks like he has lots of nice thick branches. Our tree is going up in stages - first the bare tree, then some lights, now a few ornaments. Bit by bit. These humans tire easily.

Molly The Wally said...

We know this one. Our furniture gets moved around and we get told to stay away from it. So much for Christmas, bah humbug. Have a super Sunday Keisha.
Best wishes Molly

Fluffbomb said...

Dear Cousin,

I'm not sure what you should do about Balsam....Just a tip, at my house I like to pee on Balsam's tree skirt....just saying..

XOXO,

Fluffbomb

Mariodacat said...

We love the smell of a fresh tree, but M doesn't get them anymore. Gasp, in fact this year they bought a dinky fake one. It's not as much fun, but I still manage to sleep under it.

The Island Cats said...

We got a fake tree in our house, CK. We wished we had one of those live balsams, but Ernie likes to climb in the tree and the mom doesn't want tree juice all over him. We told her that the tree doesn't juice anymore, but she's not listening to us.

Wally

Brian said...

Shouldn't some birds have come with that tree???

Chicco said...

Have a nice sunday!
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Poor Keisha!
Have you tried to climb the Balsam yet or are you waiting for the bling?

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

poor Keisha! I do have to agree with you.....Balsam should be moved to a different spot, not YOUR stuff!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Darling, darling, darling! You look pawsitively snugglicious there curled up like that! I am going to fire up my tunnel and teleport over RIGHT NOW. Don't move.

Oh, and I think I can help you show Balsam who's Boss.

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear CK, Me hates that the humans always moves out stuff but Me does like it when the toys gets put on it!
Kisses
Nellie

Maggie Cooper said...

awww...kitty peeps are strange. Our cat never understood why the peeps brought a tree indoors, unless if it was for him to climb and get the cute cat toys with strings hanging from the tree... Isn't it one of those "smart" kitty toys?
Maggie

Marilia said...

Have a great week!

Colehaus Cats said...

How dare Balsam take over the window! We hope he enjoys it 'cause we're pretty sure it won't be for long! Purrs...

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

That's a gorgeous tree! Have a great week decorating.

Anonymous said...

YOU MISSED DJing??? Unheard of!! And just an FYI, MY TREE was not moved, the peeps had to put that xmas fake tree somewhere so as to NOT move my cat tree...not that I am using it right now, but it's the point, right?...stand up for your rights CK, paw pats, Savvy

Clooney said...

Hmmm, I side with you CK, I don't go for that moving cat tree business...but I've never had a Fraser or a Balsam, I thinks my Human does not trust me...