Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

I was framed!
Many of you have axed about the traumatic incident that kept me out of TW's bed the past 2 nights. I'm here to honor your request. Here is TW's side first.

TW: CK was lying on her pillow snoozing and I started to fall asleep on my side of the bed. Suddenly I was aware that CK had gotten up and seemed to be closing in on me. I half turned around to see her about 4 inches from my head, staring intently. I know the drill. When she stares like that. She's waiting to attack. I've been attached too many times to not know the drill. Yes, I'll admit I'm scared of a little 9.9 lb cat. I knew she was angry because we spent all day decorating the tree and she didn't get her usual playtime. There wasn't time to play rockets or let her run through the tunnels. She does seek revenge if she thinks she's been wronged. I cowered under the cover for awhile. I felt her beady little eyes staring at me. I finally got up the courage to jump out of bed and was able to lure her out of the room with noms. Click. I locked the door. She cried for the longest time but I wasn't letting her back in.

CK wound up sleeping with her Pop, who adores her. During the night I opened the door so she could wake me when she wanted breakfast. After breakfast, I initially locked the door but then after she cried I decided to let her in. Bad move. She jumped right on the bed and closed in on me again. I again managed to get out of bed and chase her out of the room.

OK. Now that you heard the lies, I'll tell you the truth about what really happened.

CK: You guys all know that I'm in recovery like my furrend Savannah. Yes, I can be feral—I admit that—but that wasn't the case the other night. Yes, I was angry about not being played with and I do hold a grudge. But this night—being so close to Christmas—I thought I wanted to snuggle. It was very cold in the house and her body heat felt so warm. I hesitated because I'm not the snuggling type. I shy away from any coddling or affection. I debated whether I should go for it. Before I could work up the courage, TW was out of the bed. She ran in the other room. Whoa, she getting me a midnight snack! Score! Then she locked me out.

After all that, I still thought I wanted to snuggle the next morning; but this time, I was met with a baseball bat. OMC! I yelled, when I saw her pick up the bat. She means business. I skadaddled and heard the door click shut behind me. I don't know what she was thinking.

TW: It was an INFLATABLE bat. I wouldn't hit you with it.

CK: Woman, you said your piece. These are MY closing statements. Butt out or face contempt of court!

Who's telling the truth? TW with a bat or CK resting on TW's bed.

What's a kitteh to do when this happens? I never attacked her the other night. It's all hearsay and innuendos. Tell me, if you were a juror and you heard both sides of the story, who you'd side with—her sob story about fearing yours truly or my confession from the heart and soul?

26 comments:

  1. Oh no CK, that doesn't sound fair. You wouldn't attack that Mom would you?? Sounds like you kept that Mom pretty darn busy all night. That will teach her not to play with you. Have a great day.

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  2. I am sure the jury would end up split on this one!

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  3. LOOK at you and your halo! Case is closed!!

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  4. Ditto halo , case closed. We think this case should never go to court as the issue of the baseball bat (inflatable my paw) would raise its' ugly head. We suggest mediation. You have the bed and peeps moves out. Done. Have a terrific Tuesday Keisha.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. CK my purriend I believe in the presumption of innocence and TK's evidence is weak...No doubt you were framed! *innocentsnoogles* fur you

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  6. Poor CK! You should not be held responsible for something you didn't do!

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  7. Lol... hmmm that's a tough one! You must do some pretty crazy stuff to have TW chasing you down with a bat. But I guess you gotta keep it real when your a ghetto kitty haha! Love the portrait btw.

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  8. You cannot be punished for doin' something someone thought you might have done but never did and THAT'S THE LAW. purrs

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  9. Sounds like a case to be solved like Fatie's. I hear police siren, you being drug off in chains. We need another episode!

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  10. Pricilla maaaas that she is on your side on this one.

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  11. Well, CK...you know I always have your back. You are always right, especially when you're wronged.

    Waffles Too, on the other paw...well he's a little scared of you.

    ; ) Katie

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  12. Of course you're innocent CK.
    Nothing happened! TW was just assuming things! You were wronged, locked out in the freezing cold, traumatized with a HUGE bat!!! After all that you didn't even give the bitey!
    If anything it's revenge time!

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  13. frank lee...N noe we dont trooly meen like FRANK LEE....frank lee we R gonna pleed the 13th which meens we R stickin with waffles senior's storeee; N we R stickin with it...

    ham samich any one

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  14. Sorry TW, I am sure you are a basically normal female peep...but CK is like, well she is my BFGF (best feline girl furriend)...and I know her to be a fun, loving cat trying just like me to recover from traumas no human can even imagine. She was just coming to try out cuddling with you...the shame of it...here CK...Savvy reaches over to give her BFGF some soft paw pats, Savvy

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  15. TW should know that Cats Always Win. You may have been evicted on bogus charges BUT, look, she's being excoriated in print. That's a win in our book...

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  16. CK, I can tell who is the more truthful in this debate, and it is you! Humans are paranoid and they exaggerate a lot, like ALL the time!

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  17. I say like Katie Isabella = LOOK at you and your halo! Case is closed!!

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  18. Prior convictions are NEVER admissible evidence. She hasn't even a SHRED of evidence against you darling. Come on over here and let me groom your sweet little face and give those ears a good washing and I'll tell you stories of what the Human says about ME!!

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  19. I'm sure you are innocent. She didn't have proof with photos did she? Of course not because it never happened!

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  20. CK! Me can't believe that your person would do that to yous!?!
    Me KNOWS yous is innocent! And if yous need a lawyer, me will represent yous!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  21. Yikes, between Spitty, that Cowboy beau of yours on twitter and yours truly we need to take shifts giving you major snuggling after what you've been through...

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  22. I will give you cuddling lessons CK ... maybe that will get you off the hook? (Thanks for the most amusing blog xxx's)

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  23. I believe you are innocent, pal! I like that "framed" photo of you :)

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  24. Oh, CK, you were framed! Former ferals like you and Ashton get a bum rap because they expect you to act a certain way. When you act differently, the humans don't believe it!

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  25. I believe you CK, but you have to see TW's POV, too. Getting raked with claws is no picnic for those tender-skinned humans. And you do have history. No wonder she was wary. I say make up and try to cuddle, just a bit. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

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  26. Oh my gosh! Star used to do that to me all the time! I would just know I was going to be attacked, and even hid under the blankets to try to ward it off! It didnt matter, sometimes she'd attack through the blankets too! My arms were constantly scared up because that was the focus of most of her attacks. And she has never been feral a day in her life, as far as I know! (I got her from a family when she was 2, I don't know where they got her)
    I hate to tell you that one big thing stopped all such attacks... The arrival of Leo! I have not been attacked like that since and am scar free! Of course.. poor Leo catches her wrath now. sigh

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