Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wednesday Word of the Day—Campaign


Katie and I have started campaigning in earnest (whoever he is) for the title of Cat Ruler of the World. Many cats have axed me why a stunning kitteh such as myself would take on the role as an underling, rather than a cat-idate. That's simple: I'm comfortable in my own fur. I know I can be anything I desire and that I'm Cat Ruler of My Own Domain. OK, I don't know Zee and Zoey too well so I wasn't on the ballot. Blind Cat Rescue and Sanctuary is a pawsome charity to get behind.

I have taken my role as Campaign Manager seriously and offered many suggestions, some of which are even above board and legal. In this week of the GOP Convention, I've learned many sleazy campaign tactics, which I've passed on to my boss to do what she may with them. I have been reading our worthy opponents blogs tirelessly—mostly because Waffles doesn't know how to read—in hopes that that I can find a weakness or they let something juicy slip. I think we're onto something. Another dozen cups of Catbucks should do it.
My assistant, Waffles, is with me as we scare up votes in the heartland.
So I ax my Twitter, Facebook and Blogging furrends to inform yourselves about the issues—although not too much—and then vote against your best innerests.

Waffles will be selling buttons on your way out. $5 for the large and $3 for the small. Don't pass him by.

VOTE FOR KATIE! YES WE CAT! 

We're feral and we won't hesitate to intimidate or strong-paw your vote. Thank you and Good Night!

Hi. Katie here. I approve this message. Paid for by Anipals for Katie.

22 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

Way to go Keisha we are behind you and Katie. Can't wait for more and looking forward to some dirty tricks. We may pick a pointer or two ourselves.
Best wishes Molly

CATachresis said...

CK, good to see you are keeping it clean and all above bored .. errr .... board! Mostly!!

Prancer Pie said...

CK, if we run fur anything, we want you on OUR side! Happy Wednesday!

Marg said...

Oh CK, you make a great campaign manager for Katie. I bet you get Katie elected. You are going to have a great campaign. Can't wait to see your nest move. Take care.

Karen & Skeezix said...

We will vote 4U! Happy Wednesday!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You sure have a great marketing campaign. LOVE it! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Prudence said...

Love the campaign strategy! We're sure that Katie will win by a landslide!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Pawsome, CK. Pawsome. I know you're doing all the heavy lifting out there. Waffles better be paying attention. ...and getting your Catbuck's orders right.

: ) Katie
YES WE CAT!

Sherlock the cat said...

Paws up for CK!!! Yes we cat!! :-)
Good luck,
Purrrrrrrrrrs

The Island Cats said...

We think Katie might have the edge in this election...because she's got you as her Campaign Manager, CK...oh yeah...and Waffles too. Ya gotta have that Catbucks. ;)

Brian said...

You've got the style thing going on fur sure CK!

Selina said...

Love the buttons! And unlike many of the hooman candidate choices, you have "fur appeal"! WTG guys!

We support you! More 'nip for everyone!

PURRS!
Selina (working the phone banks)

Sparkle said...

Y'know, Waffles doesn't seem to be all that useful to Katie's campaign. Kind of like Boodie being pretty useless for my campaign (she can't read either).

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

Hi, Keisha. You're very politically savvy. Next week, you'll learn good political things for campaigning. If we ever run for office, we'd like to you manage our campaigns. Purrs.

Anonymous said...

Love it! Very happy to meet you! Stopping by from the BlogPaws Hop!
McGuffy's Reader
http://www/mcguffysreader.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

you ladycats are certainly going all out...good luck, Savannah

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Ha ha ha! I must say I am leaning Katie's way because you are managing the cat-paign SOOOO much better than any other cat-didate! Also, I can be bought. I lost a couple important things early last week, and I'd really like to get 'em back. Their return could practically GUARANTEE my vote will be coming your way.

Cherry City Kitties said...

the daddy loves that you say "axed". He thinks you are so awesome. Katie is lucky to have you on her team

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

We're enjoying being a candidate and keeping the focus on what's really important: the advocacy of cats.

Willow said...

CK you are very smart the real power is the one who can give out the cat bucks. With your savyiness and Katie's photo skills your team would be difficult to beat.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

U gotz my vote. U know why. Tomorrow, the world will know too.

The Cat From Hell said...

Yous is doing a great job CK! We should gets together and discuss tactics!
Kisses
Nellie
PS - can Waffles talk?