Thursday, August 23, 2012

Pop's Staycation—Shop Till You Drop

TW and Pop had the nerve to desert me again. They went shopping and all I got were these lousy bags. Yesterday, it was the shoe store; today Fine Fare. I bet TW thinks She's going to fold the bags and reuse them as kitchen garbage bags. Not if I have my say. After I finish sitting on them, I have other plans for them.

Let's see, today it was Fine Fare. Plastic bags are so killable.

Right now, I look so calm, but I'm waiting for the right moment to start shredding.

Yes, I'm going to shred these bags within an inch of their worthless lives. The peeps should be using their reusable cloth bags. No worry cos after I finish with the bags, they'll be decomposed. Have I mentioned, they didn't buy chick-hen for me? I could tell them what they can do with grated cheese and bananas?

After they came home and ate a boring meatless lunch, they DID play with me and Pop FURminated me so the day wasn't an entire waste. Also, I reintroduced my teeth to both of Pop's elbows. Score! What a gash I left on the right one! I waited to bite the left one until he had a big handful of granola. You should've seen how far that granola flew. Heh heh! It was almost a blog unto itself.

20 comments:

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Lookin' good, my bootiful girl!

Kjelle Bus said...

My mom did buy me Chick-hen yesterday , unfortunally she forgot to cook it and served me the chick-hen wings raw = yuck !
*MOL* =
You should've seen how far that granola flew.

Molly The Wally said...

Keisha you are cracking us up. You make the most mundane things so funny. We can see granola pebble-dashed walls. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Mariodacatsmom said...

Poor Pops! He's your favorite peep too. he he - you do have A wild side don't you!

brandi said...

My mom felt horrible when she forgot her cloth shopping bag last week. She's sort of learning. At least about the guilt of poluting the enviroment.
I don't play with plastic sacks, so can I ship some to you to shred? To help the enviroment, of course.

Simba said...

You are going to have to get your peeps off the vegetarian kick, CK. If meat is goo for cats, it MUST be good for humans, right?

Sparkle said...

At least I see you are working hard to keep your humans in like CK! They sound difficult.

Kruse Kats said...

Parker says:
Wild Thing. You make my heart sing.

Marg said...

Nice job CK, getting that granola out of Pop's hand. Did you eat it all?? Too funny. Did Dad bleed a lot?? You are sure a good peeps trainer. Take care.

The Island Cats said...

Our mom likes those plastic bags because she puts our litter box waste in them. But they do look like they'd be fun to shred into tiny little pieces!!

Katie Isabella said...

CK..NO kitty like you in the wurld. xxoo

Brian said...

I think you had the situation well in paw CK!

Katie and Glogirly said...

You're my hero, CK.
You're the ultimate kitty in charge.
NO chick-hen??????? The nerve.
I can feel you plotting your revenge.

; ) Katie

CATachresis said...

Poor old Pops! He won’t be able to lean on them!! CK you are a one-off!!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Haaaaaaaaaa!! Wish you had gotten the granola on video!!! MOL!!!!

I got furminated today too!!! I am such a sucker for it :)

Love, Cody

Willow said...

Now Pops have a souvenir from his staycation CK you do make your point known. Also when the bags are gone you could ask for the shoe boxes they are awesome toys.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh my goodness, you're an ornery one! MOL

Sherlock the cat said...

CK you handled the situation in a purr-fectly pawsome way!!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Darling! What good is granola? You should have waited till he had a handful or shrimp! Or chick-hen! Something worthwhile!

Thanks for coming by to comfort me in my affliction. My anger is brewing over this outrage that has been perpetrated upon me. I will be raising an army, and maybe even a navy. I could make you my first lieutenant??

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

FaRAdaY: *taking notes* granola...yes...yes...GOT IT!