Monday, May 7, 2012

Monday Monologue

I want to give a shout out and big THANK YOU to the stunning Katie and her girl for the pawsome Twitter background and avi they designed for me. You guys are the bestest ever! I am not worthy … well, OK, so I am. Who said I'd never get to 1st base? I think I'm going to steal 2nd. *eyes darting between pitcher, 2nd base and catcher*

Is this the coolest or what!!!

My Hudson Reporter article has over 3000 hits, which is the most I think I've ever seen. I had more than Tim Tebow and Snooki before they took me off the sidebar. Old news…I don't think so! Thanks to everyone who visited and read the article. This kitteh RULES!!

I'd also like to thank anyone who nominated me for any of the Blogpaws' Nose-to-Nose Awards. I'm not down with all this awards stuff but I depreciate the support. Best of luck to all the nominees.

Thank you for sitting through the PSAs. Here are some dog jokes for the cats in my audience. Who doesn't like a good dog joke? HAH!

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? 
He doesn't believe in dogs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? 
It doesn't matter what you call him; he ain't gonna come.

Which side of a dog has the most hair? 
The outside.

What is a little dog's favorite drink? 
Pupsi-cola.

Thank you very much. I'll be in Vegas at the Palace until the end of the week. Tips are depreciated.

16 comments:

Kjelle Bus said...

I agree with you that it is a PAWsome Twitter background Katie and her girl has made for your Twitter !
LOVED your dog jokes , almost laughed my whiskers off :)

FURKIDSMOM said...

MOL @ Pupsi-cola!

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

Brian said...

You are on a roll CK and Vegas will come knocking any day! That Twitter background is very cool!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Thanx for the props, CK!!! Glogirly and I had a blast coming up with your twitter stuff...of course we had SO much stunning to work with...how could we possibly go wrong!

Loved the other updates too...
And hey, your comedy routine is getting better and better! ...maybe it's cuz you're dissing the dogs. ; )

xo Katie

The Island Cats said...

Your twitter page looks awesome, CK! Glogirly did a great job!!

When you doing Vegas again?? ;)

Mariodacat said...

WOW - The Twitter page is HOT girl. You are tossing that ball now (no pun intended).

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

One upsmanship: Didja hear about the dyslexic, atheist insomniac? Yeah, he stayed up all night wondering of there really was a dog.

Bada boom!

So you loves your Furminator, eh? Well, I dunno. The Human's giving it a rest for a couple days. It doesn't seem like the kinda thing you'd do every day anyhow, right?

As a matter of fact, I *do* have a little ManCrush, CK, but it's not on The Cloon (no, him I use strictly for getting close to Neytiri). It's on Max the Psychokitty's brother Buddah.

Prancer Pie said...

OMC, you and Spitty haf the Mommy laffin so hard, it sounds like a brayin jack-ass is in here!

retro77 said...

greet and have a nice day :))

Sparkle said...

Katie's human is so talented! My human is a little in awe of her (as well she should be!).

Carolyn said...

CK you are certainly full of depreciation!! lol

Marg said...

That Twitter page is so terrific. That Katie is one talented gal. Our Mom loves baseball too CK. Did you steal that base. Be careful. Take care

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Mowzers, that Katie does good work!! You can totally steal, err...whatever base you want! *closes eyes*
Uh...and dog jokes? You could totally do Caesar's Palace with those.

Rumpydog said...

I like your background. But the jokes? *groans*

The Cat From Hell said...

Me LOVES your twitter background!
Rock on! What a great number of hits for your newspaper article!
And the jokes - Mommy had Koolaid (orange) coming out her nose!
Not a pretty sight.
Now my Joke:
What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, CK, that moon was not SPOZED to be jumping around like that you know. It was my lame-o Human's lack of camera control, ha ha ha! It was s-a-d, wasn't it???