Saturday, May 5, 2012

Cinco de Meowo Fiesta Time

Todays Senile Saturday has been postponed due to Cinco de Meowo. It'll have to wait another week or two. Today, from 3-7 on Twitter is the annual #Chilipawty in honor of Kittehboi's sisfur's birthday. Her name is Chilipepper. I hope you'll join in the festivities. They'll be lots of prizes and good music.

Here are some cool Mexican jokes. I hope no one gets offended. After all, our own HHGutt is Mexican.

How do you find out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground.

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign.

Two Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ole.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Thank you. I'll be in Vegas at the Palace all next week. HAH!


Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

HAPPY Cinco de Mayo :)
Me and mom laughed a lot by your mexican jokes :)

Retro Koty i Pies said...

Happy cinco de Mayo

Katnip Lounge said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo from the Katnip Kitties! Mommy liked your jokes...don't forget to visit us while you're in Vegas!

Mariodacat said...

ha ha - I'm sure they will extend you CK - probably for the month.

Brian said...

I'll be back as soon as I stop giggling! Happy Cinco de Mayo Sinko!

Marg said...

Now those were so darn funny, mom was laughing out loud. Hope you had a very happy Cinco de Mayo day. Take care.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Truffle and Brulee

The Island Cats said...

Oh CK! We can't wait to catch your Vegas act! Happy Cinco de Mayo, amiga!

GLOGIRLY said...

I bet the fans would LOVE you with your Yankeees sombrero at a game! HA! ..."DOWN IN FRONT!!!"

Stunning as always, CK.

As for the comedy routine...better not quit your day job.

; ) Katie

Rumpydog said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! woo woo woo!

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

The Florida Furkids and Lexi

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Watch out, CK! You'd be 86'd from California for tellin' those jokes.

Lucky you're not here, eh? Ha ha meow!

Te quiero, Querida mia XOXOXO

Angel Prancer Pie said...

**snicker, snicker** We hope you had a great one!

CATachresis said...

Jokes worthy of the Chuckle brothers!!!! had me lolling :))

A Tonk's Tail said...

Oil of Ole! We don't get it but Mommy laffed hard. Humans. *shakes head*

Unknown said...

Bwaaa!!! Ha!! Ha!!!
me had a great time! BTW the sombrero adds to your loveliness!

Tamago said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! You look very cute in the hat. I hope you enjoyed niprita!

Pumpkinpuddy said...

Definitely not PC! I MOL Happy Cinco de mayo to you too!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hope you had a satisfying Easy Sunday, my sweet! And, well, I might have been thinking about making biscuits. Maybe.

Fusa said...

Hilarious as usual!