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Cinco de Meowo Fiesta Time

Todays Senile Saturday has been postponed due to Cinco de Meowo. It'll have to wait another week or two. Today, from 3-7 on Twitter is the annual #Chilipawty in honor of Kittehboi's sisfur's birthday. Her name is Chilipepper. I hope you'll join in the festivities. They'll be lots of prizes and good music.


Here are some cool Mexican jokes. I hope no one gets offended. After all, our own HHGutt is Mexican.

How do you find out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground.

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign.

Two Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ole.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

Thank you. I'll be in Vegas at the Palace all next week. HAH!
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  1. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalMay 5, 2012 at 2:01 PM

    HAPPY Cinco de Mayo :)
    Me and mom laughed a lot by your mexican jokes :)

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  2. Retro Koty i PiesMay 5, 2012 at 2:41 PM

    Happy cinco de Mayo

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  3. Katnip LoungeMay 5, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    Happy Cinco de Mayo from the Katnip Kitties! Mommy liked your jokes...don't forget to visit us while you're in Vegas!

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  4. MariodacatMay 5, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    ha ha - I'm sure they will extend you CK - probably for the month.

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  5. Brian's Home BlogMay 5, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    I'll be back as soon as I stop giggling! Happy Cinco de Mayo Sinko!

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  6. MargMay 5, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Now those were so darn funny, mom was laughing out loud. Hope you had a very happy Cinco de Mayo day. Take care.

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  7. Sweet PurrfectionsMay 5, 2012 at 8:15 PM

    Happy Cinco de Mayo!

    Truffle and Brulee

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  8. The Island CatsMay 5, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    Oh CK! We can't wait to catch your Vegas act! Happy Cinco de Mayo, amiga!

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  9. GLOGIRLYMay 5, 2012 at 9:42 PM

    I bet the fans would LOVE you with your Yankeees sombrero at a game! HA! ..."DOWN IN FRONT!!!"

    Stunning as always, CK.

    As for the comedy routine...better not quit your day job.

    ; ) Katie

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  10. RumpydogMay 5, 2012 at 9:42 PM

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! woo woo woo!

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  11. The Florida FurkidsMay 5, 2012 at 10:59 PM

    Happy Cinco de Mayo.

    The Florida Furkids and Lexi

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  12. GigiMay 5, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    Watch out, CK! You'd be 86'd from California for tellin' those jokes.

    Lucky you're not here, eh? Ha ha meow!

    Te quiero, Querida mia XOXOXO

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  13. Angel Prancer PieMay 6, 2012 at 1:18 AM

    **snicker, snicker** We hope you had a great one!

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  14. CATachresisMay 6, 2012 at 5:52 AM

    Jokes worthy of the Chuckle brothers!!!! had me lolling :))

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  15. A Tonk's TailMay 6, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    Oil of Ole! We don't get it but Mommy laffed hard. Humans. *shakes head*

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  16. UnknownMay 6, 2012 at 1:02 PM

    Bwaaa!!! Ha!! Ha!!!
    me had a great time! BTW the sombrero adds to your loveliness!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  17. TamagoMay 6, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! You look very cute in the hat. I hope you enjoyed niprita!

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  18. PumpkinpuddyMay 6, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    Definitely not PC! I MOL Happy Cinco de mayo to you too!

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  19. GigiMay 6, 2012 at 11:17 PM

    Hope you had a satisfying Easy Sunday, my sweet! And, well, I might have been thinking about making biscuits. Maybe.

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  20. FusaMay 7, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    Hilarious as usual!

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