Saturday, May 5, 2012

Cinco de Meowo Fiesta Time

Todays Senile Saturday has been postponed due to Cinco de Meowo. It'll have to wait another week or two. Today, from 3-7 on Twitter is the annual #Chilipawty in honor of Kittehboi's sisfur's birthday. Her name is Chilipepper. I hope you'll join in the festivities. They'll be lots of prizes and good music.


Here are some cool Mexican jokes. I hope no one gets offended. After all, our own HHGutt is Mexican.

How do you find out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground.

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign.

Two Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ole.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

Thank you. I'll be in Vegas at the Palace all next week. HAH!

20 comments:

  1. HAPPY Cinco de Mayo :)
    Me and mom laughed a lot by your mexican jokes :)

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  2. Happy Cinco de Mayo from the Katnip Kitties! Mommy liked your jokes...don't forget to visit us while you're in Vegas!

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  3. ha ha - I'm sure they will extend you CK - probably for the month.

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  4. I'll be back as soon as I stop giggling! Happy Cinco de Mayo Sinko!

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  5. Now those were so darn funny, mom was laughing out loud. Hope you had a very happy Cinco de Mayo day. Take care.

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  6. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

    Truffle and Brulee

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  7. Oh CK! We can't wait to catch your Vegas act! Happy Cinco de Mayo, amiga!

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  8. I bet the fans would LOVE you with your Yankeees sombrero at a game! HA! ..."DOWN IN FRONT!!!"

    Stunning as always, CK.

    As for the comedy routine...better not quit your day job.

    ; ) Katie

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  9. Happy Cinco de Mayo! woo woo woo!

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  10. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

    The Florida Furkids and Lexi

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  11. Watch out, CK! You'd be 86'd from California for tellin' those jokes.

    Lucky you're not here, eh? Ha ha meow!

    Te quiero, Querida mia XOXOXO

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  12. **snicker, snicker** We hope you had a great one!

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  13. Jokes worthy of the Chuckle brothers!!!! had me lolling :))

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  14. Oil of Ole! We don't get it but Mommy laffed hard. Humans. *shakes head*

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  15. Bwaaa!!! Ha!! Ha!!!
    me had a great time! BTW the sombrero adds to your loveliness!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  16. Happy Cinco de Mayo! You look very cute in the hat. I hope you enjoyed niprita!

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  17. Definitely not PC! I MOL Happy Cinco de mayo to you too!

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  18. Hope you had a satisfying Easy Sunday, my sweet! And, well, I might have been thinking about making biscuits. Maybe.

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  19. Hilarious as usual!

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