Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Woman! Why Do You Hate The Cat?

Hola kitties! Did you know today is Answer Your Cat's Questions Day? Of course you did cos you're cats so you're smart and tuned in to what's happening. First I'm gonna answer some dumb questions I found on the innernet then I'm gonna ax TW just one tough question. I'm only gonna make her answer that one question cos I'm way more inneresting than she is. These answers were given just prior to going to press last night.

Woman! Why Do You Hate The Cat?

TW ain't too bright and quite boring which is why I'm not axing her input on this group of stupid questions. She answers questions like a politician.

1. What color is your toothbrush?
What kind of question is that? Pink although if she I mean it was a crayon, it would be classed flesh colored. I use TW's fingers to keep my teeth clean. I know some of you get your teeth brushed but not me. I take the initiative to keep my teeth clean and pearly white.

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
Pop cos he worked at home

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
I was having a moment with Pop and purring. He makes a big fuss over me.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Annoying the hell out of TW for my nightly treats

5. What is your favorite treat?
Right now I love Rock Lobster Temptations.

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've known a few cats who pole dance. Does that count?

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?!!
Woman, it's time for my treats!

8. What is your favorite ice cream?
I don't eat ice cream but Nicky liked vanilla with ham chunks. TW didn't like cleaning up after he barfed it up. HAH! I like human food but not desserts.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
The liquid in my tuna stinky goodness although I do imbibe in a beverage occasionally at the water fountain.

10, What was the last thing you ate?
Natural Party Mix treats 

Woman! Why Do You Hate The Cat?

I warned you those questions were stupid. The Cat hopes you liked her answers. Now I'm gonna pose a hard one to TW and I hope she answers honestly. I mean, do I look like I'm ready to take her guff? I don't take no guff from any human.

Woman! Why do you hate The Cat so much???
CK, I don't hate you. I know I say it sometimes after you attack me or when you're acting out. I can't help you if you're bored. You have three boxes of toys, five cat trees and tunnels. Most of the time you just look at me like I'm from Mars and show no interest when I'm trying to play interactively with you. If you don't want to play or sleep, I don't understand what you want from me. You certainly don't want cuddle time. Any time I try to pet you, you go to bite me. You make me laugh more than any cat I've had but you also try my patience and frustrate me more than the others. Maybe I'm just not worthy of you. Perhaps I'm too high-strung in my old age to have a cat such as yourself.

I think the only truth to that drivel was that she's not worthy of me cos she ain't. Seriously, it's my job as a cat to drive her to distraction. The cats before me apparently weren't doing their job. What do you think?

17 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Although Sparkle didn't bite my human, my human never knew what she wanted from her either. I'm way more transparent - I want to wear dresses and be photographed! Sparkle didn't want any of that, and she didn't seem to want much to do with my human either.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

TW did give you a good answer to your question.
Some cats have an attachment (and I don't mean by the teeth!) to only one person. Flynn was always my cat and would hide from strangers. He only tolerated Ivor for the first few years. Eric was the opposite, he was anybody's.
I like your answers. The rock lobster treats sound good.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

We love how you keep it real, CK.

Brian said...

Actually those were good answers all around CK!

Sandee said...

I thought your answers were great. Well done.

Have a fabulous day. My best to your mom. ♥

The Menagerie Mom said...

We thoroughly enjoyed your honest answers, CK. Thimble was happy to see question #6. Though she's also never been to a strip club, Thimble is our resident pole dancer. If she comes across anything that resembles a pole, she's going to dance and spin on it. As for you and TW, perhaps you two are your own unique version of an odd couple. We happen to think you two make an extra special team. Purrs!

Eastside Cats said...

CK, tell TW that we are in the same boat with our Angel; she's never warmed up to us, will only be a lap kitty with restraint, and when we've found something that she likes to play with, after a short while she'll snub that activity and we never know why. So, we are in the same boat!

Little Binky and Granny said...

I think I have missed this one, CK🤷‍♀️Pawkisses for a Silent Wordless Wednesday🐾😽💞

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK;

wayne & garth dinna think they waz werthy either....ya noe ~~~ :) ♥♥

N we R gonna hafta chex out thiz lobsturr az treetz eye dea.... thanx for sharin it :) ♥♥

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Poor TW, I've been in her spot many times, sigh. I've never heard of Rock Lobster Temptations, gotta find some of those for my kitties. Thanks for keeping it real all!

The Island Cats said...

TW doesn’t hate you, CK. She’s just frustrated. Just like the mom gets with Zoey sometimes who still, after 11 years of living here, will run away and hide from her. ~Ernie

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Sorry CK, but I think her answer makes perfect sense! Whether you want to admit it or not, you kitties can be downright frustrating at times! We would gladly give you anything your heart desires if only we knew what that was!

pilch92 said...

No one is worthy of you CK, but I know TW loves you. I am glad you got to have your Pop home today. Good girl keeping your teeth brushed :)XO

meowmeowmans said...

We have met TW, and she's awesome in our book! CK, we know she does not hate you. Maybe you're just too complex for her to truly understand. Hey, it happens, right?

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Loved your answers, CK! We know TW loves you.

Three Chatty Cats said...

We all know TW loves you, CK! But maybe cats should give us a break and be completely transparent with what they want!

The Indulged Furries said...

You're right, those are strange questions even for a human. Who has only one favorite ice cream?

Try to be kind to TW. You've got a good thing going there with lots of perches, beds, toys, and a catering service. There are very few kitties as bitey as yourself who would find such a wonderful home. TW can always visit with another kitty who will indulge her with some snuggles, but I'm sure she'd appreciate at least a long-blink of appreciation from you.