Friday, March 29, 2019

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

Hola kitties! It's time for another Pet Photo Fails. TW and a camera is a blooper waiting to happen. Blooper may be her middle name. She and her flashy box has, for the most part, left me alone this month. Mostly I just had to pose when we did reviews and we prolly won't be doing anymore of them. I guess that means no new photos of me.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

She sez I don't do anything inneresting to take pics of. I think I should be insulted. She also sez I don't cooperate cos when I see the flashy box coming, I turn my head or stop doing what I was doing that she wants to take pictures of. Here's are some of this months bloopers.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

The first fail is the initial attempt by TW to get photos with my Canidae® morsels the day they arrived. Great shot of my dainty little foot as I leave the scene. She didn't get any usable pics out of the shoot. Bad TW.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

What do you do when your cat refuses to pose eating a food you're reviewing and the review is going live the following day? This is TW showing the camera that we cheated. I wasn't actually eating the Wellness Gravies but I did eat the chicken & turkey one so my review was truthful. TW had tried to photograph me while I ate it but I kept walking away. This last day she'd already given me my lunch and didn't want me to eat two lunches. Absolutely no part of the pic is in focus.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

This is from that same shoot. I'm yelling at her for ruining all the shots by shooting into the light. She finally took some from another angle that were usable. Bet you can't tell what's in the dish. This was the only time we ever cheated during a review. Like I said, I did eat the Gravies but I refused to pose while doing so.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

Here's a bonus blooper. This one wasn't for a campaign. Dunno what TW did to get this soft focus. As you can see, it's definitely NOT THE CAT'S FAULT. I didn't move. If this is motion blur, we must have had an earthquake I didn't know about.

These are part of the Pet Photo Fails blog hop which was created by Roby Sweet and is now graciously hosted by Mudpie and Melissa over at Melissa's Mochas, Mysteries and Meows. Please link up if your photo fails so we can all get a laugh out of them.

March Pet Photo Fails & Bloopers

Now we move on to the Friendly Fill-Ins, a feature held once a week at this time. Let's meet our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics with further comments in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. This week it relates to number three. I tried to crop the image so you can hardly see TW but she's mauling me on the head.

1. I am allergic to TW. Can you believe TW thinks I'm allergic to my own furz cos many times when I get an asthma attack, it starts when I'm washing. Perhaps it's the pollen on my furz that SHE brings into the condo. She claims she's allergic to cats cos she took some patch test ages ago.

2. My taxes are included with TW's. They're done by my Uncle Kevin who's a CPA. He knows what needs to be claimed from my—ha ha ha—blogging income and what expenses need to be taken off.

3. I don't tell many people that I like getting kissed on the head. Don't pass it on.

4. When it rains, TW stays home. If it rains hard and traffic is messed up, Pop works remotely.

I look forward to reading everyone's fill-ins. Do you like getting kissed on the head? What don't you tell many people?


Lone Star Cats said...

I like head kisses too.

I don't tell people dat I shhhhh ackshually like da dog.

Summer at said...

I give my human head kisses - it's a family trait.

Eastside Cats said...

CK, I will try to smooch any cat that I can, on the noggin! Manny hates it, but CB enjoys it. Of course, The PO'M wants head smoochies, and now so does Sweetie! And Angel just purrs and purrs and purrs...

Brian said...

Those were great answers CK and those fails were totally marvelous!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Excellent Photo Fails there, CK! One of the reasons I do not do food reviews is that they would all be negative and NOT happen. Not that I don't stand still, but because I haven't found one I actually like so Mrs H has given up on them. Rest assured though if I do find one I like then Mrs H will probably supply plenty of Fails to go with it!
PS Soft focus you say, well I am glad Mrs H now has a get out term for all the duff ones she takes, MOL

Peaches and Paprika said...

We totally agree with you that all those allergy problems are all the human's fault. Nothing is every we cats' fault. We also think that your photo-shoots were inspired. Even though it did not meet your human's expectations, it far exceeded them in imagination. Congrats on thinking "outside the box." But wait, no cat should be outside the box for long...our human gets her metaphors tangled up all the time. We're going to tell her to be quiet now.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Sending you a long distance kiss to your head, CK! Muuuah!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I wish I could give you a kiss on the head, CK.

pilch92 said...

I enjoyed your photo fails. Penny doesn't like to work until she gets paid first too. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins. I always enjoy your answers. I would love to kiss you on the head. :) Have a great weekend! XO

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Don't feel bad, CK. MP rarely cooperates when she sees the camera. I have to catch her off guard!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

CK, you and Bear are so similar! He didn't like either of these and he can be awfully ... bite-y.

Fr. Tom Fishworthy said...

What would TW do without you? But, to me, your photo fails are just minor. Anything with you in it is a success to me. (And I'm not trying to butter you up, altho Wellness is my thang..) - Tom x

jank1961 said...

We're surprised you were so generous in calling that photo "soft focus", which sounds intentional, instead of "totally blurry". Maybe TW was balancing on one foot while trying to look up at you. MOL!

meowmeowmans said...

We loved your answers, CK! And that photo where nothing is in focus is awesome -- how is that even possible???

Anonymous said...

Hee! Hee! Almost all of our Mom's photos are FAILS!

The Menagerie Mom said...

This here human was going to laugh at the photo in which nothing is in focus, but then she remembered how terrible of a photographer she herself is. It really is impossible to find a decent human photographer these days, isn't it, CK? Somehow, we knew you were going to put TW as your allergy in #1. Do you make her keep her distance, or else?