8 Facts About The Cat

Hola kitties! I hope you don't mind that The Cat is going to get deep today. I want to delve into your consciousness and find out what makes you tick; however, I know that I must share my innermost feelings first. You will get to know The Cat as never before. Believe me, my stunningness is more than skin deep. But just the facts, ma'am.

If you could do anything you wanted right now, what would it be?

Play! TW made some cool paper airplanes and I've been having fun chasing them. I like interactive play with TW. I wish Pop had time to play with me.

If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Play! Run through the 100-room mansion that I'd buy and jump on the cat trees and through the tunnels that would be too numerous to count. Then I'd dine on premium cats food and human food cooked by the finest chefs. HAH! I do know if money was no object, we wouldn't be living here. Any place we'd be living would have a catio for me.

Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?

This one is harder than you think. My immediate answer would be Pop cause I love him and he loves me BUT—and it's a big but sorta like TW has a big butt—TW is the one who feeds me and plays with me. It would get boring on that island if I couldn't have a playmate. BUT TW hate me and she might throw me into the ocean if I bit her extremely hard. BUT wait, if we were on a deserted island and couldn't order from Chewy, I'd need someone who could fish for my food. I wonder if Spitty or Marv would do that for me? Of course, if money was no object (see the previous question), I'd hire a plane and get the hell off that island.

Where do you most want to travel, but have never been?
Out in what the humans call the "common hall." I'm still thinking it's a part of the condo where I'm not allowed but where a lot of the action is. Realistically, right now my options are slim cos I don't travel well.

What has been your biggest challenge?
Learning not to use claws when playing. I still haven't mastered it and doubt I ever will. It's like my claws come out automatically when I see TW.

What is your biggest success up until now?
Finding these softies to live with, especially Pop. He'll give me anything I want if he can afford it and he even loves me after I attack him. I wish I could say the blog is my biggest success but it depends on your definition of success.

If you were to create a piece of art, what would the subject be?
Uh, ME! I create one every week, 'member. Who wrote these things?

What one thing would you change if you had to do it over?
TW. I'd make her have more patience with me if I couldn't make her disappear. Last night she went ballistic cos it was like 2:30 a.m. and I was yelling and crying and singing the song of my people. She said she'd already walked me to my kibble twice and wasn't getting up again. Still, I persisted. Then she slammed her bedroom door. I got scared and ran into Pop's room to bed down.

Between the fill-ins and these fact posts, I feel like all I'm doing is answering questions. Now, I hope to learn about YOU like never before. There's only half as many questions as usual. Share your answers on your blog, in the comments or on my Facebook page.