Wednesday, March 6, 2019

8 Facts About The Cat

Hola kitties! I hope you don't mind that The Cat is going to get deep today. I want to delve into your consciousness and find out what makes you tick; however, I know that I must share my innermost feelings first. You will get to know The Cat as never before. Believe me, my stunningness is more than skin deep. But just the facts, ma'am.

8 Facts About The Cat

If you could do anything you wanted right now, what would it be?
Play! TW made some cool paper airplanes and I've been having fun chasing them. I like interactive play with TW. I wish Pop had time to play with me.

If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Play! Run through the 100-room mansion that I'd buy and jump on the cat trees and through the tunnels that would be too numerous to count. Then I'd dine on premium cats food and human food cooked by the finest chefs. HAH! I do know if money was no object, we wouldn't be living here. Any place we'd be living would have a catio for me.

Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
This one is harder than you think. My immediate answer would be Pop cause I love him and he loves me BUT—and it's a big but sorta like TW has a big butt—TW is the one who feeds me and plays with me. It would get boring on that island if I couldn't have a playmate. BUT TW hate me and she might throw me into the ocean if I bit her extremely hard. BUT wait, if we were on a deserted island and couldn't order from Chewy, I'd need someone who could fish for my food. I wonder if Spitty or Marv would do that for me? Of course, if money was no object (see the previous question), I'd hire a plane and get the hell off that island.

8 Facts About The Cat
Where do you most want to travel, but have never been?
Out in what the humans call the "common hall." I'm still thinking it's a part of the condo where I'm not allowed but where a lot of the action is. Realistically, right now my options are slim cos I don't travel well.

What has been your biggest challenge?
Learning not to use claws when playing. I still haven't mastered it and doubt I ever will. It's like my claws come out automatically when I see TW.

What is your biggest success up until now?
Finding these softies to live with, especially Pop. He'll give me anything I want if he can afford it and he even loves me after I attack him. I wish I could say the blog is my biggest success but it depends on your definition of success.

If you were to create a piece of art, what would the subject be?
Uh, ME! I create one every week, 'member. Who wrote these things?

What one thing would you change if you had to do it over?
TW. I'd make her have more patience with me if I couldn't make her disappear. Last night she went ballistic cos it was like 2:30 a.m. and I was yelling and crying and singing the song of my people. She said she'd already walked me to my kibble twice and wasn't getting up again. Still, I persisted. Then she slammed her bedroom door. I got scared and ran into Pop's room to bed down.

Between the fill-ins and these fact posts, I feel like all I'm doing is answering questions. Now, I hope to learn about YOU like never before. There's only half as many questions as usual. Share your answers on your blog, in the comments or on my Facebook page.

21 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

I already made my momma copy da questions into a draft post, so she has NO excuses now.

I'd luv a catio too.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I always like learning more about you, CK! I'm not surprised at many of your answers! MOL

The Swiss Cats said...

Great answers ! We enjoyed learning more about you ! Purrs

Sandee said...

I laughed at the 2:30 song of my people part. I so remember that.

Have a fabulous day. My best to your peeps. ♥

Brian said...

We enjoyed those CK, that's why you are so good at being you!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck...if we waz stranded ona island we wood want R pal
Mr. Fish N Poll ta bee ther :)

we N joyed yur post two day N we think ya mite haz just given TW a complex ;) ♥♥☺☺

Catscue Cats said...

You are an interesting little kitty - thanks for sharing those indepth insights!

Colehaus Cats said...

We're trying to figure out how to answer Play! or Sleep! on every one of those questions. And what's so wrong with singing the song of our people AT EXTA LOUD VOLUME in the middle of the night? What? They want us to play or sleep all day??

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Always nice to learn more about you CK. I think your blog is a success, we think of you as a celebrity kitty. I am sure TW doesn't hate you or she wouldn't feed you. :) XO

Holly said...

Always nice to learn more. I wonder what my kitties would answer? I think they’d want off the island too for sure.

Dash Kitten said...

Our Sienna still does claws out and she is nearly 9. I guess some cats never learn. No idea why this would be though.

I guess only your furze will be travelling to New Zealand eh?

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

I always love learning more about you through these Q&A posts! Putting it on Mudpie's "to do" list :)

Kruse Kats said...

Singing the song of my people. Slays me every time.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

so what is wrong with singing the song of your people at 2.30 am? TW should enjoy your serenade.

meowmeowmans said...

You know what, CK? These answers are exactly why we love ya. You gotta be you!

Fr. Tom Fishworthy said...

That was exciting to read, CK..a desert island would be my fear, too. Altho, I'd wonder how the heck I got there in the first place! - Tom x

Eastside Cats said...

That's the main question to everything, CK...who is gonna feed the kitty?!?

Eastside Cats said...

By the way, I cannot open your newest post, 'cause here at the office, the sensor thinks you've got adult content in there, and won't let me open it...LOL!

Three Chatty Cats said...

Yep, I'd say ending up with TW and Pops was a pretty big success. But your blog is also a success!!

Darla M Sands said...

Best wishes on a happy home life. At least you're not on the mean streets. ~grin~ Be well!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Great answers there, CK. I think for me, realistically, just a nice place and people to live with would be my aim in life. Even if that be a desert island. Plenty of money is nice of course but we would want to share that and help charities too. Maybe even add extra rooms to the palace so we can have guests come round....
Purrs
ERin