Friday, May 5, 2017

Your #Chilipawty Invite Plus CK Tells Jokes

Your #Chilipawty Invite Plus CK Tells Jokes

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Anyone for some super nachos or chicken with spicy dipping sauce? Fill your tummies while I recycle some of my favorite Cinco de Mayo jokes from past years. I'm not trying to offend anybuddy so let your fur down and laugh.

How do you find out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground.

How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign.

Two Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
Oil of Ole.

Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? 
They only had two cars.

What's a Mexicans favorite bookstore?
Borders

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.

How do you starve a Mexican?
Put their Food Stamps in their work boots.

Your #Chilipawty Invite Plus CK Tells Jokes

This little ghetto kitteh will be working the turntables at this weekend's #Chilipawty on Twitter in honor of Kittehboi's sisfur Chilipepper’s birthday. The pawty runs from 24 hours; from May 6th 2pm to May 7th 2pm EDT and will benefit Bend Spay + Neuter Project of Bend, OR. The mission of Bend Spay+Neuter Project is to provide affordable, preventative veterinary care for cats and dogs at risk of suffering in order to create a more humane community. You can read more at their site.

They'll be prizes galore plus lots of noms and good music. I hope you'll join in the festivities. The image above is your invitation. You can RSVP but it's not necessary. I hope to see you during my DJ shift from 9-10 pm, Caturday, May 6. Use hashtag #Chilipawty. If you're new to Twitter pawties, ask Sekurity or one of the pawty staff to show you around or you can look for me.

Your #Chilipawty Invite Plus CK Tells Jokes

Here's a tune to get you in the Cinco de Mayo pawty spirit.

15 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

You look good in a sombrero CK. Can you spin your sombrero one way and your records the other?

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

The Menagerie Mom said...

Woohoo! We're up for any party that you're DJing, CK. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Tamago said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Super nachos look so yummy :-)
Have fun at the pawty!!

Brian said...

You look so fstive and ready to pawty CK! Happy Mayo Day!

Anonymous said...

Oh CK, This sounds like lots of fun. We'll check it out. Have a great weekend. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Colehaus Cats said...

Yums!! What a feast! Have a great Cinco de Mayo!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK.....well, de eatz look grate.....but we will pazz on de burd.....just sayin...hope yur parteez a rockin awesum one; sounds like everee onez gonna
have a grate time frum two two two !!! :) ♥♥

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Rock on, CK! Your facial expressions always crack us up ... maybe because Bear's are similar and I know what his mean ;)

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

How politically un-correct you are, CK! I'm impressed :)

The Island Cats said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo, CK! We'll have some of those nachos, por favor. :)

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

We will be there tomorrow. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Peaches and Paprika said...

Uh Oh, some cat is eyeing the goodies and we are sure that a "pounce" is coming soon! Well have a great time at your chili event, our human would like to attend but she has to work, alas. She won't let us go without her for some reason. But have a great time and try to stay away from those goodies till then!

The Swiss Cats said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo ! Purrs

Three Chatty Cats said...

Those nachos look delish!!!