Monday, May 22, 2017

Tale of the Turncoat

Tale of the Turncoat

This post originally ran August 27, 2010. I hope to return to posting new, inneresting posts later in the week, if TW comes home.

You are not going to believe what The Woman did today. She left early to have lunch with Aunt Pauline and then do some shopping. But I have connections. She cannot get away with anything without me finding out. Around 2:35, I get a call from my homeboy Jamal axing if TW is home.

"No," I reply. He then tells me someone fitting her description is up the block FEEDING A STRAY CAT! My fur stood on end when I heard this. Apparently she bought some new cat food for me and this stray came up to her, mewing and rubbing, so she GAVE AWAY MY NEW FOOD! My new food that I never got to taste! Just gave it away to some cat she'd never seen before! Like some hussy picking up a John. What I'd like to know is how that pussy knew TW had a can of cat food in her bag? Does she have x-ray vision? Was TW on the prowl for a cat to feed? Does Pop know TW is feeding strange cats on his dime?

Tale of the Turncoat
She came home as proud as punch at her "good deed," and she then proceeded to rub it in my face by producing the hand that had been petting this other cat so I could smell my rival. I should have bitten it, but I was hungry for my own dinner and didn't want to anger her. As it was, she made me wait until 3:30 for my stinky goodness.

She said the "cat" was a "cute, sweet little domestic long hair"; a tortie with a nice floofy tail. What am I? Chopped liver? I'm the world's most stunning cat, woman! When you have the world's most stunning cat in your house, WHY YOU LOOKING AT ANOTHER CAT? If you were dating Derek Jeter, would you be looking at other guys?? Gasp! Can you feel some of the horror I was feeling at this point?

I digress. She even took pictures of the cat to rub in my face; but the best part is that they're on her phone and she doesn't know how to get them on the computer. [That phone is long gone and so are the pics.] She's sending them to her e-mail address! Is that rich or what! HAH! [Note from The Woman: And CK claims she could live with a brother or sister cat w/o getting jealous? Look at yourself, Baby Girl, you're beside yourself with jealousy.]

Woman, you erase that this instant! This is my blog! {**scuffle **blood **gore} I'm back. Sorry your sensitive eyes had to see that. I'm sorry that I don't take kindly to being cheated on by TW. Pop would NEVER do that to me. And, yes, I could live with a brother and sister as long as they're not that stray tortie with the floofy tail.

Note: TW now feeds homeless cats all the time so I'm not so jealous cos she gives them food I won't eat. I still come for a cut when she refills the baggie of kibble she carries around. We have a colony in the garage although she's only seen two of them.

14 comments:

M Dawson said...

* Helpless giggles *

CK you are so mean!!!!

Thanks for being kovely to my friend tho.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I don't think it's that big of a deal, CK - my human once gave away her burrito to a homeless guy, so she even does it to herself! I would not be surprised if she ever gave away some of my cat food to a homeless kitty.

Eastside Cats said...

CK, you are hilarious! I try very hard to wash my hands after petting neighbor or stray cats, so Angel and Chuck won't be jealous, but then again, we care for two friendly ferals, Patty O'Malley and Sweetie. All four cats are pretty used to each other, but it's no good to rub smells into their fur.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK......fess up; ewe noe in sekrit; ewe R glad TW iz helpin them out; they could noe tuna......ya noe ~~~~~~~ bye de way, yur fotoz stunning....just sayin ~~~~~ safe travelz home two de tray turr !!!!!! ☺☺♥♥

Brian said...

Feeding homeless kitties is a wonderful thing to do, way to go TW! Hey CK, the Red Carpet was darn cool.

Linda Rodgers said...

CK I sure do hope TW lets you at your swag bag!

Mariodacat said...

CK, first of all - that is an outstanding picture of you at the top. Second, it was so nice of TW to feed the homeless kitties. Third, I don't think you have to worry about her bringing another cat home anytime soon (although I could be wrong!!). Hope she had a great time at Blog Paws and brings you home lots of loot!

Anonymous said...

Oh CK, dat's so funny. Can you believe every time mommy goes out, she purrpussly looks fur stray kitties? Ifin she actually sees any, she stops and opens a furesh can fur 'em. We don't really get jealous, guess we're just glad she's helpin' 'em and we purrfur our noms to whatever she's givin' them. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

The Island Cats said...

CK, we think it's nice that TW feeds the stray kitties but she should never ever rub your face in it.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I am glad TW feeds them. I am surprised you wrote you could live with a brother or sister- I thought you would only settle for being an only cat.

Jean Neilson said...

Problems in CKville? I like TW feed strays. Shoko and Kali don't care fr it but are getting used to it. The strays are never allowed inside as this is the girl's place and only kitty guests they invite are allowed inside.

Jean

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Being that I was once one of those homeless hungry kitties, I must say that TW did a good deed. Don't you remember how scary the streets are? What it feels like to be hungry? I wouldn't like my Momma giving other cats my stuff ... but it makes it obvious you found a good one because she cares enough to help them. Now ... another cat comes home with her? Yeah. She'd be hurting for awhile! ~Bear Cat

Tamago said...

Hahaha, you are hilarious, CK! TW is very kind to feed the homeless kitties :-)

The Indulged Furries said...

I actually think the worst part is that she made you smell the other cat on her. When my mom pets an outsider, at least she has the courtesy to give her hands a good washing to dilute the scent of the other cat before approaching me.