Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Wait Till You Read What TW Did To Me!

Wait Till You Read What TW Did To Me!

BREAKING! BREAKING! BREAKING! If this doesn't beat all! Sunday morning—after I've taken all kinds of harmful meds—TW saw me on the window sill and heard the dirty caca-dropping burds making all sorts of obscene noises and came to a horrible realization.

CK: What's that Woman?

TW: OMC! I just realized the morning I saw you in the window open-mouthed, you MAY have been silently cackling cussing at the birds outside. I had just woken up and saw you there and …

CK: SAY WHAT????? YOU MEAN YOU PUT ME THROUGH HELL AND BACK FOR NOTHING???? WHY YOU @#*&%$()&#@*.

TW: Calm down, CK. Some good came out of it. …

CK (her voice rising): WHAT GOOD CAME OF IT? Pop man-handled me and even caught my delicate paw in the door of the PTU and you forced me to ingest all kinds of chemicals which could cause problems with my liver and kidneys and you call that good???? You bothered Dr. D and your vet tech friend for nothing except your imagination run wild. They gonna be as mad at you as I am. They read this blog you know!

Wait Till You Read What TW Did To Me!

TW: When we took you to the vet, they finally got an x-ray and we finally got a diagnosis. Now we know for sure you have asthma and your heart is fine. There is the possibility you were panting, dear girl.

CK: %@&*#($&%.

I think she should go to jail. What do you think?

NOTE: I hope you're not tired of reading about my asthma troubles. I had rough days Sunday and Monday for real prolly cos of what TW did to me. Pop is on staycation this week and yesterday I had a great day. I had a long play session and looked alert which hasn't been the case of late.  Next week I'll tell you all about the easy solution that perked me up. Right now this post is long enough and I'm going back to bed.

27 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

At least you got a definitive diagnosis out of all that trouble. But yeah, I think your human may have overreacted a little.

Anonymous said...

You can't be to sure about health issues, so better no jail for your mom :D Healing Pawkisses to feel better soon :) <3

Flynn said...

As much as I hate to side with the humans, TW was only looking after your health. At least now you have a firm diagnosis, and that is great news that your heart is okay. I am glad you were feeling good yesterday and hope you continue to do so.

The Daily Pip said...

Knowing is always better than not knowing. We have a friend with a cat with asthma and after several years of treatment, she grew out of it. Hoping for the same for you.

Tamago said...

I can't blame TW too much 'causee my imagination tends to run wild, too!
How nice your pop is on staycation and spending fun time with you :-)

Groovy Goldendoodles said...

I'm laughing out loud at that first photo! Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Well furstly CK, we never get tired of seein' you. As fur your updates, what, do you think we don't care? We's all 'bout hearin' how you're doin'. Let's us know ifin we need to purray harder or laff, or cry, or whatever. 'course mostest purrtantly, it's your bloggy and you can write whatever you want to. MOL Hope you have a great day.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Anonymous said...

Mee-you CK LadyMum sayss shee an TW are so-o alike!!!
If mee even lookss a bit 'off' (what thee fur doess that even meen?) LadyMum iss all over mee like a 'rash'!! Mee feelss fur you Stunnin CK.
Hu'manss are berry funny...
Like when mee runss too much LadyMum panicks when mee iss pantin. So mee liess quiet like an then shee iss all "Siddhartha Sir are you okay's?? Let mee check yur nose...yur earss, yur pawss..."
Just can not find a happy meedeeum with them over purrtective Hu'manss.... ;)
Mee ISS glad yur heart iss good an you bee here fur a long time to come......
***paw kissesss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

Caren Gittleman said...

CK now don't be too hard on TW...."better safe than sorry" is a motto we like to use at our house!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

OMC, you chitter at the birds and she thinks it's asthma? ouchie! On the other hand, at least now you know that you really do have it, even if that one time wasn't what TW thought.. Hope you feel better soon. Hey, maybe a lawyer can get those people to stop destruction since it is causing health issues! Sue their butts! MOL

Kitties Blue said...

Moms can be real worriers, C.K. We know it is because they love us, and you know that too. So we think jail is a bit harsh as punishment. Since your pop is home on staycation, we suggest a lengthy timeout for TW! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Three Chatty Cats said...

Wow, sounds like she put you through a lot for just a little bird watching. But at least now they have that final diagnosis. She just loves you, you know.

Colehaus Cats said...

Never tire of hearing about you, CK! We know it's not your nature, but your Mom does care about you, so maybe cut her a wee teensy bit of slack? Go take it out on those dang burdz!

Brian said...

Sisters Gracie and Kit totally understand CK. Hang in there!!!

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pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I am sorry you were tortured, but I am sure TW was just scared because she loves you so much.

Robin Mudge said...

Woah! That is quite the mistake. I'm glad that it turned out that you are doing okay. Being sick is no fun at all. I guess you have a good reason to give TW the cold shoulder for a few days. Maybe you should make her give you a full body massage.
-Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Sorry, CK...I have to side with TW. Yes, sometimes we overreact, but that's because really bad things happen sometimes too. You're just going to have to face the fact that she loves you and wants to keep you around ;)

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Uh oh. My Momma's been known to check that I'm breathing FOR NO REASON! I feel your pain. ~Bear Cat

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

A definitive diagnosis is good... hopefully it will mean less trips in the vet in the future to try to figure out what is going on!

The Island Cats said...

Oh CK! We can't believe you had to endure all of that. But knowing for sure what's going on with you is a good thing.

meowmeowmans said...

That's messed up, CK! But we know that TW was just worried about you, so we're going to cut her a little slack.

The Menagerie Mom said...

The horror! But, although perhaps you're not, CK, I bet TW and Pop are glad that there's a diagnosis. Silver lining, right? Don't be too hard on TW and Pop, CK, because I think they do all this because they sort of like you. Purrs!

Patty Woodland said...

Such indignities inflicted upon your purrson. Such a horrible thing to be loved.

Ms. Phoebe said...

What an atrocity you have been put through! TW's intentions were good, so we think you must take that in to consideration however you cannot allow this to go without some form of punishment. If you do not take the upper paw, humans start to think they are in charge and will do all sorts of crazy things! We suggest you command TW to serve you homemade, 100% premium meat meals for a week with as many treats as you like for dessert. The best part besides the delicious meals is that TW MUST serve you dressed as a server and say: 'Here is thy meal Your Majesty, my Queen, supreme ruler of all' and then curtsy before leaving.
We believe that is the least she can do to help heal the trauma you were put through.

Purrs, Clove & Kaspars

Janet Keefe said...

'Fraid we have to side with TW on this one too. Better safe than sorry and all that, plus now that there is a diagnosis you can hopefully be feeling better!
Jan, Wag 'n Woof Pets

Jean Neilson said...

Egads! You didn't have to go through the torture that you went through. Humph! I'm not impressed with TW. However, mom says she knows exactly where TW is coming from and she agrees with the stuff she did cause TW was worried. For sure you have a diagnosis of asthma and no heart trouble which is great.

From now on TW will think twice before getting so upset.

Shoko