Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Wednesday Word—Hug?

Wednesday Word—Hug?

The other morning as I was laying in bed with TW, she suddenly got all grabby. You heard that right.  Thank Cod there are no photos so it didn't happen. Now we both have two different stories. I'll let her tell you her piece of fiction recollection.

TW: I woke early Sunday morning but I didn't want to get up and wake CK's Pop. CK was sleeping against the pillow next to me. I leaned over to kiss her. She was sound asleep so I went for broke.

CK: You took advantage of me. They have a word for that that I don't think you want to hear.

TW: I always loved to hug Nicky so I started petting CK. Then I rested my arm against her soft fur. She curled up into the crock of my elbow.

CK: CROCK! That's just what this story is. You molested me!

TW: She  just lay against my arm for the longest time and then she put her little white chin up in the air and covered her eyes with her paws. I got carried away and she let me. She looked so …

CK: STOP IT!! I don't wish to hear anymore lies.

TW: It's taken 10 years but it was soooo worth it.

CK: None. Of. This. Ever. Happened. End of story. All fiction made up by a woman who has nothing better to think about. Unlike myself who needs to come up with blogging material, pick my winners, etc.

Wait! We just got this bulletin into the newsroom!


Wednesday Word—Attack!

Monday night there was a surprise sneak attack on The Woman. One minute we were playing in my Tunnel of (TW's) Pain and Suffering and the next minute, she was crying out in pain. Blood was dripping from her pinky finger. She claimed I spiked her as I ran through the tunnel. We both knew it was an accident but she said I never spike her that hard so she was thinking it was deliberate.

As she ran to the bathroom to see how bad the pinky was hurt, she suddenly felt claws and teeth clamped around her lower leg. Karma had come back to bite her from her attack on the kitteh the previous morning.

Long gory story short, this little ghetto kitteh was blamed and I was banned from our bedroom.

Wednesday Word—Attack!

Winner! We have winners from last week's #10CK giveaway marathon.

Wednesday Word—Hug?

28 comments:

  1. Rosie, the cat, here ...I have been blamed for various injuries this week as well. Apparently, it's not OK to use the human's leg as a scratching post or to dig your nails into their leg to climb up up into their lap. Who knew? Humans need to toughen up.

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  2. There's a Shakira song that says "If there are no witnesses, there is no crime…" Sounds like your theme song for today! :D

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  3. Well I say with what she did to you without your consent on Monday morning she had it coming to her!!!

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  4. The Human LOVED TW's version and (FALSELY) claims similar invasions of my furry person at vulnerable moments. I'm with you though: No pictures? Didn't happen.

    Now we could tell some cuddling stories if we wanted, eh, sweet girl??? But we are DISCREET unlike the peeps apparently.

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  5. Oh, cuddle stories are not all that bad, just make sure you get treats in return and a LOT of adventure time for them. Then the humans can tell all the cuddle stories they want. The blaming of the spiked pinky, humpf. I get those kinds of blame occasionally. The humans must understand that all spike injuries are mere misunderstandings.

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  6. LOL, TW's and your stories sound quite opposite. Maybe TW is just imagining..or daydreaming :-)

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  7. Now CK, you know the humans are slow to catch on!

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  8. We're going to sit on the fence here as we didn't see anything!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  9. I am sorry you got banned from the bedroom, but it is probably for your safety so she doesn't try to molest you again. I am sure what you did to her is nothing compared to the beating I took today from a feral. Someone caught her last Friday and I couldn't bring her in for spaying until today so I let her out of the trap and kept her in the laundry room- getting her back in the trap was not an easy task.

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  10. Maybe TW just dreamed that whole thing, CK. ;)

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  11. MOL, after da purrsonal space invayshun, she deserved it.

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  12. Well, that's what she gets! My human has learned all of Binga's biting signals and knows just how far to push it, so she always gets away unscathed.

    Congratulations to the winners (so far!).

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  13. M feels bad for TW since she only wanted to cuddle with you. Now I feel bad for you and think she never should have done a sneak attack. Now our house of Mario is divided! That doesn't happen often CK.

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  14. Hey, I still don't like laps and I don't EVER allow hand feeding!

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  15. seriouslies, there are two sides to EVERY story: theirs and the RIGHT ACCOUNT.
    (uhh...What are all the ??s in the winner categories?)

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  16. CK... I sooooooooooooo totally agree with you; as well as with your retribution......quite frankly if anyone.....my dad, my mom, the food service girl, boomer.....{ we shall EVEN not go there } tried to kiss me; they'd be missing 7 teeth have a bloody upper and a cuff across the chin to leave a permanent scar ......indeed.....hugs girl from dai$y =^..*= ♥!

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  17. Too funny about the snuggle attack from the human. That happens to us too. We only allow that for 30 seconds and then we are out of there. Sorry about TW's finger. She needs to watch where she is putting it.

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  18. That'll teach her to molest you!

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  19. I have always found my claws useful too.

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  20. You got her back REAL WELL!!!! Well done, YOU!!!!! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody

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  21. Well, TW won't be trying to hug you in the morning anymore, CK.

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  22. Oh, CK. We just knew you had a little bit of cuddle in you.
    ; )

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  23. Oooh dang, CK. I guess what goes around, comes around (to bite TW), eh?

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  24. Concatulations to the winners ! Every story has two sides, the human's one, and the right one. Purrs

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  25. Congrats to the winners!
    have a super duper Thursday...

    Noodle and crew

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  26. Aaaaaaw CK we's gunna choose to believe TW's fiction cuz it makes us so happy. And so duz winning me's new dinin' dish. Fanks soooo much fur hostin' and concat to all da winners. Stay warm and have a gweat day.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  27. I believe you CK. I too have been pawed when I was asleep. It's just plain rude. Yeah, I pat mom's face when she is sleeping but that's different. I want her up and fixin my brekkie.

    Good going my friends. Great winnings so concats to the lucky winners.

    Shoko

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