Monday, February 29, 2016

A.P.B. From the C.A.T.

A.P.B. From the C.A.T.

CALLING ALL CATS, CALLING ALL CATS! 10-13! 10-13! We need all paws on deck. Can you say missing toys? Can you say emergency? I'm putting out an All Points Bulletin for missing toys.

TW just confided to me something that sent chills up and down my spine. Some of my favorite toys have gone missing. Vanished. Vamoose. Into thin air. In fact they've been missing for quite some time and I'm just finding out now. I kinda knew one of them had been missing but was shocked there are others.

A.P.B. From the C.A.T.

1. My "beach ball." I hadn't seen this for a long time and TW has been looking for it albeit not very hard. It was one of the first things I got from Nip & Bones and I really liked to bat it around. It's pink and purple and reminded TW of a beach ball. Maybe you've seen it or maybe not since this seems to be the only pic we have of it. Pop thought it was a casualty of the great attack of the killer moths but that's unlikely since it has no feathers or fur.

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2. My original Skinneeez shmousy and one of the impostors. I'm not one to hide toys under the furniture or anything. I'm very careful with my toys plus there's not many places to hide them around here. I'm hoping TW didn't give those away. I think it's high time she started an all-points search for them. I know I still have two on Pop's bed but one can't have too many Skinneeez shmousies.

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3. This really shocked me. The truffles from Catnip Confections have gone missing. It's true! The entire box!!! TW recently bought a new basket for my toys but she didn't put these in the new basket. She doesn't keep them out all the time cos she thinks I'll grow tired of them or they'll lose their smell or some flimsy excuse. Today she went to take them out and they were gone! I won't name names but I have had a few of my man cats teleport over here but I certainly wouldn't want to accuse any of them. I also won't name names but some woman better be ordering another box for me STAT!

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I'm looking everywhere for my toys. Do you think they're under here?

I know we have a gum gnome around here but he best not be taking my stuff or I'll mess him up good. Do you or your humans hide your toys?

27 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I will tell you the troof, my darling: I hide my own toys...they disappear under the fridge or the chairs, or other furniture and the Human refuses to go on a hunt. She says I have so many I can play with OTHER toys, but sometimes I really, really miss my sisal mousies with the floofy little tails. Where oh where can they be? Do *YOU* have them????

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

What?! How can you be missing a whole BOX of toys? Your humans can't be as slobby as my human - I have loads of toys I may never see again because who knows what they have vanished under?

Lone Star Cats said...

Sometimes my toys go missin, but we usually find em.

Fur Everywhere said...

Mes and the Mom can't find my Tickle Pickle. Hers says mes hid it somewheres. Mes said hers is mad - mes didn't hide my favorite toy! Maybe our toys are hiding together somewheres....
Purrs,
Carmine

Tamago said...

Our toys go missing from time to time, too. Sometimes they show up, sometimes they are just forgotten.. It's really shocking the box of truffles is gone missing. You do need a new box ASAP!

speedyrabbit said...

A box sounds like a good idea to keep you toys in when you're not using them,xx Speedy

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Have a good week!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Poor CK, I think TW donated them without your permission and that is not good.

Mariodacat said...

There definitely is a toy snatcher in your house. I hope you find out who it is before he/she takes anything else. Don't feel bad, there is one of those in our house too. Oh, maybe ours moved over to your house because lately everything is right where it should be.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK....once in a dark korner oh de una verse { trout towne } a green; tail lezz, eye lezz, ear less sum thin { mite a been a mouz at one time } waz on de lamb; knot a toy.....for 18 months 78 dayz, 36,099 hours, 23 weekz & sum minitz.....outta noe wear...one day...ther him a peered....on de rug...like him had never been mizzin frum de get go ~~~~~~~ may bee thiz will happen round yur place two....♥♥♥♥♥

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

OMC, CK, has the boogiecat been coming in and stealing your toys? This is serious!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

The truffles are missing??? OMC!!!

Mudpie is always misplacing toys but then all of a sudden they reappear and she's like, "I knew where they were all along!"

Anonymous said...

Oh CK!!! Dat's happened to us too. Our Yeowww nip nanners have been missin' fur quite sum time. We's all looked everywhere and we just can't find them. There's no way mommy wuld put them away, cuz we played wiff them all da time. But they're just gone. Not a trace and we don't knmow where. We's need a APB fur them too. Good luck.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Brian said...

Dang CK, I sure hope they turn up. Sister Zoe keeps track of our toys so it isn't likely any would get hidden with her on duty!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

We have a toy box and our faves still go missing! Get TW to look under the couch.

The Island Cats said...

Our toys are always hiding under the china cabinet. They're scared of us and they think they'll be safe there. But every once and awhile, the mom fishes them out from under there.

Patty Woodland said...

How awful CK. Can you hire an investigator? Or do you think TW is giving them away?!

meowmeowmans said...

CK! Do you think somebuddy busted in and stole your toys? We hope they turn up soon!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Hi CK, yous knows, mes don't plays much with toys anymore, but mes used to has my own hoard! And mes HATED sharing. Right now my favorite toy is Mommy's hand, and mes ALWAYS knows where that is!
Kisses Grrl Furrend
Nellie

The Indulged Furries said...

Hopefully your toys will turn up soon. My human doesn't hide mine, but sometimes my favorite little sparkly balls seem to disappear. Mom really has no idea where they go so she just orders more.

Kitties Blue said...

Fiona loves to bat her toys under the fridge and stove. The rest of us just drag them all over the house. Mom is often surprised where she finds them. And we know for a fact that she sucked one up with the vacuum cleaner just last week. We saw her try to retrieve it from the collection bag, but she couldn't seem to find it. Hope you solve the mystery at your house and that you don't find that TW has been giving them away. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Timmy Tomcat said...

We have a few missing around here CK! Luckily we have a good hold on our Catnip Confections. They are the BEST.
We also want to thank you for the support of Buddy Budd. It means a lot to all of us.
Timmy Dad and Furs

Flynn said...

That's awful! I wonder where they went. It's okay when some of mine go missing because I know they will turn up in a week or so all freshly marinated in nip.

Robin Mudge said...

I hope you find your toys, CK! Those look like they are really fun ones. Cinco and Manna are always loosing their toys too. I would definitely check under that blanket.
-Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

freddiethek said...

TW has found CK's box of truffles.

Marty the Manx said...

Oh CK we hope you don't have a cleaning lady that has come and stole all of your precious toys!

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

*dashes off to start global search* I cannot believe your special truffles are GONE! Heck, I wanted those but I wouldn't of ever never stolen them